Funniest post you have read on this site?

[Rockminer]

I thought this would be a good way to read some posts that I may have missed, and to let others read as well.

 

For me, hands down, it comes from Thrillhouse in his "ask Thrillhouse" thread.

 

 

 

Who let the dogs out?

 

That is an interesting question, and im glad we have the chance to explore it.

 

I guess the first question is are these stray dogs or dogs with owners who are "out"? Because if they have owners it is likely that they are dogs who are allowed to come and go as they please, so in this scenario it is the owner of the animal who "let the dogs out". If the dog is stray then the situation gets much more complicated.

 

Ecologists find it important at times to distinguish among urban free-ranging dogs, rural free-ranging dogs, and feral or wild dogs. Rural free-ranging dogs that rarely if ever leave a settlement are called village dogs. They are considered neither wild nor feral, and have less impact on the surrounding ecosystem than other rural free-ranging dogs. They pose a different set of environmental pressures than feral or wild dogs, or even free-ranging farm dogs. The term 'pariah dog' has been used inconsistently, but is sometimes synonymous with 'free-ranging dog'. Originally referring to the landrace of free-ranging dogs native to India and other Asian countries, it later came to be used for free-ranging dogs in general. Experts in the area of free-ranging dog control sometimes distinguish between stray dogs and feral dogs. The former is used to refer to lost and abandoned pets or others that had been socialized to humans before taking to the free-ranging life, and the latter to those who have lived all their lives apart from people. This distinction is important to them because stray dogs can be relatively easily taken into captivity, whereas feral dogs are more fearful and difficult to keep as pets, and so are more often captured, spayed or neutered, and released back into in the parks, vacant lots, and other hiding places on the margins of human society where they are most commonly found. The term 'wild dog' may refer to wild and feral domestic dogs; to any of several wild canine species commonly called 'dogs' or 'wild dogs' but which are not true dogs; or even, in the broadest sense, to any wild canid - any member of the dog family of carnivores, the Canidae; including wolves, jackals, coyotes, foxes, and many more which are commonly contrasted with 'dogs' in other contexts. [6] It is also used as a common name for several specific canine species which are not true dogs. In scientific literature, free-ranging dogs such as Australian dingoes are considered to be 'wild animals' rather than 'feral' to the extent to which they are not 'commensal': dependent on handouts and cast-offs from humans; and instead hunt and scavenge in the wild. Ecologically, wild dogs are integrated into the ecosystem, often as top predators. Evolutionarily, wild dogs are more profoundly changed by many generations apart from people. Both wild dogs and adult feral dogs are less easily kept as pets than free-ranging or captive dogs that have been socialized to humans. Unlike feral dogs, however, wild dogs tend to maintain their wild nature even when taken in as puppies.

 

Long story short, either their owners let the dogs out, or society let the dogs out.

[Chief Illiniwek]

Stage1350 is pretty funny a lot. Generally just one liners. Hard to beat Thrillhouse though!

[hebron1427]

this one: http://www.golfwrx.com/forums/topic/212955-i-have-to-come-clean-to-the-golfwrx-community/

[Rockminer]

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this one: [url="http://www.golfwrx.com/forums/topic/212955-i-have-to-come-clean-to-the-golfwrx-community/"]http://www.golfwrx.c...fwrx-community/[/url]
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That is funny. Thanks for posting, I really liked the stand up and bark like a dog and the bag comment with his wife. Too good.

[ritz0019]

Look up machoness of golf. This is the "walk the line" thread. Hilarious.

[Chief Illiniwek]

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Look up machoness of golf. This is the "walk the line" thread. Hilarious.
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+1 I love JP. Occasional swing and a miss but overall solid! People who take it serious make me double facepalm.

[vokeyloyalist]

the golf meme thread!

[hebron1427]

this one was good for a little while too: http://www.golfwrx.com/forums/topic/726353-you-guys-are-killing-me-lol/ especially wolfpack's comments

[RookieBlue7]

Timinator, and not because I posted in it the gold scotty, but the posts leading up to it and the subsequent posts of others putters.

[hebron1427]

[quote name='RookieBlue7' timestamp='1348017092' post='5660803']
Timinator, and not because I posted in it the gold scotty, but the posts leading up to it and the subsequent posts of others putters.
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you need a few hours to sift through that mess. that was a fail of the century.

[Vintage1976]

The Phil Tickelson name origin post.

[driverwedge]

[quote name='Chief Illiniwek' timestamp='1347992186' post='5658497']
[quote name='ritz0019' timestamp='1347989433' post='5658191']
Look up machoness of golf. This is the "walk the line" thread. Hilarious.
[/quote]
+1 I love JP. Occasional swing and a miss but overall solid! People who take it serious make me double facepalm.
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+2 JP's awesome. Too bad he split due to some d-baggary thrown his way. I haven't checked... did he ever come back? I miss tales of superior ball-striking.

[hebron1427]

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[quote name='Chief Illiniwek' timestamp='1347992186' post='5658497']
[quote name='ritz0019' timestamp='1347989433' post='5658191']
Look up machoness of golf. This is the "walk the line" thread. Hilarious.
[/quote]
+1 I love JP. Occasional swing and a miss but overall solid! People who take it serious make me double facepalm.
[/quote]
+2 JP's awesome. Too bad he split due to some d-baggary thrown his way. I haven't checked... did he ever come back? I miss tales of superior ball-striking.
[/quote]

Not a JP fan. The member himself is fine--actually quite nice--but his posts are pretty stupid, and y'all eat his butt paste for it. Pretty annoying in general.

[Pudgelewis]

[quote name='hebron1427' timestamp='1348362829' post='5679647']
[quote name='driverwedge' timestamp='1348358061' post='5679309']
[quote name='Chief Illiniwek' timestamp='1347992186' post='5658497']
+1 I love JP. Occasional swing and a miss but overall solid! People who take it serious make me double facepalm.
[/quote]
+2 JP's awesome. Too bad he split due to some d-baggary thrown his way. I haven't checked... did he ever come back? I miss tales of superior ball-striking.
[/quote]

Not a JP fan. The member himself is fine--actually quite nice--but his posts are pretty stupid, and y'all eat his butt paste for it. Pretty annoying in general.
[/quote]

Lol! Kind of how I feel. Guess that type of humor just doesn't appeal to me much.

[pr123]

And The Golfwrx Award for "Not-so-subtly-claiming-to-know-more-than-Johnny-Miller.-Thereby-Making-Oneself-the-'Johnny-Miller'- of-Internet-Forums,-Which-is-Infinitely-Worse-Than-Being-The-REAL-Johnny-Miller" goes to?
(opens envelope)

AJIT! AJIT everyone!
Speech! Speech!
Wait, what? We're sorry, Ajit is busy taking a Computer Aided Course in Swing Theory.
Accepting on his behalf is "Guy-Who-Claims-To-Know-More-Than-Brandel-Chamblee."

It's been a wonderful awards ceremony. Please drive home safely.

[driverwedge]

[quote name='Pudgelewis' timestamp='1348365725' post='5679871']+1 I love JP. Occasional swing and a miss but overall solid! People who take it serious make me double facepalm.

+2 JP's awesome. Too bad he split due to some d-baggary thrown his way. I haven't checked... did he ever come back? I miss tales of superior ball-striking.


Not a JP fan. The member himself is fine--actually quite nice--but his posts are pretty stupid, and y'all eat his butt paste for it. Pretty annoying in general.

Lol! Kind of how I feel. Guess that type of humor just doesn't appeal to me much.
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I agree it's absolutely not for everyone.

[Damo75]

The 'Tour Issue Beard' thread is pretty funny. It's been locked now but you can still find it if you do a search.

Unfortunately the funniest post appears to have been removed - those who read it will know what I'm talking about...

[Falang_Golfer]

I enjoyed mclovin and that guy who borrows peoples shoes. Classics. My favorites tend to be people asking for opinions, then everyone quickly realizing the op is the d-bag, then hilarity ensues.

[Thrillhouse]

The best one (which got locked after about 7 minutes of me and a couple of the other usual suspects screwing around in it) was the guy who came here to link us to a Chinese website selling counterfeit Viagra.

The best part was when he said you should take it before your workout to boost your performance.

[RookieBlue7]

Another? The one where 47 or so of us did the live chat with a rep from one of the fake websites and it got to the point where they were telling us thank you and tell GolfWRX.com we love them.

[Late4ttime]

[quote name='hebron1427' timestamp='1348362829' post='5679647']
[quote name='driverwedge' timestamp='1348358061' post='5679309']
[quote name='Chief Illiniwek' timestamp='1347992186' post='5658497']
+1 I love JP. Occasional swing and a miss but overall solid! People who take it serious make me double facepalm.
[/quote]
+2 JP's awesome. Too bad he split due to some d-baggary thrown his way. I haven't checked... did he ever come back? I miss tales of superior ball-striking.
[/quote]
Not a JP fan. The member himself is fine--actually quite nice--but his posts are pretty stupid, and y'all eat his butt paste for it. Pretty annoying in general.
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The "walk the line" thread is epic. It's funny how JP went from being show fodder, for checking out shafts on the range, to becoming some sort of a local folk hero.

I don't mind third person humor, sometimes.

"George is getting upset" - Costanza, Seinfeld

Late

[DoYouKnowTheMuffinMan]

Have searched for the "walk the line thread and didn't come across anything funny. And what is Jp's actual name on here? I'll try to search some of his stuff

[fore_life]

Jack percel

Not a fan haha

[Fenix]

1player was awesome before he got banned. If you read his posts with the cadence of early 90s gangsta rap, its actually quite funny. if you don't it will not make any sense.

[Mulligan26]

1player gave me glocoma

[eagle1997]

[quote name='Shrapnac' timestamp='1347667609' post='5641761']
OEM on my woods, fleshlights on my irons to cut down bag chatter.
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the above post literally made me laugh out loud. hope you all enjoy it as much as i did!