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does anyone know what to do with this dried epoxy stuck in my head? i bent the shaft on a log chipping out of the trees last august and had to break it off. when i did the epoxy got stuck in there.

Mongolian and back:

Anyone know what it dried resin stuck in my head? I soon cut last August from a record vertical makhran and it was lost. When I made epok.

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[quote name='Thrillhouse' timestamp='1388171307' post='8355475']
Also stupid thrillhouse.
[/quote]

Man that's too just good!

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"Maverick, you just did an incredibly brave thing. What you should have done was land your plane! You don't own that plane, the tax payers do! Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You've been busted, you lost your qualifications as section leader three times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of high speed passes over five air control towers, and one admiral's daughter!"

Hindi and back:

" Maverick , you just did an incredibly brave thing . What you should have done was land your plane ! Do not you know that plane , the taxpayers do! Son , your ego, your body can not cash Czech writing . High speed passes over five air control towers , and one admiral's daughter with history , put in hack twice by me , as section leader three times, losing relevance , has been busted !"

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[quote name='Va_Golfer86' timestamp='1388172286' post='8355549']
"Maverick, you just did an incredibly brave thing. What you should have done was land your plane! You don't own that plane, the tax payers do! Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You've been busted, you lost your qualifications as section leader three times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of high speed passes over five air control towers, and one admiral's daughter!"

Hindi and back:

" Maverick , you just did an incredibly brave thing . What you should have done was land your plane ! Do not you know that plane , the taxpayers do! Son , your ego, your body can not cash Czech writing . High speed passes over five air control towers , and one admiral's daughter with history , put in hack twice by me , as section leader three times, losing relevance , has been busted !"
[/quote]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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William Wallace speech into Azerbajani and back

I am William Wallace. And I see a whole army of our compatriots,
here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to fight against free men. and
There is a free man! What will you do without freedom? You will have to fight? "

"Two thousand against ten?" "No, we run - and live! "

"Yes!" Wallace shouted back. "Fight and you may die. Run
will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now
For those of you that would be willing to trade all the days from this day
As a young man comes in here and have a chance to say, just a cahnce,
they may take our lives, but they never get that our enemies
our freedom! "

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Tony Montana restaurant speech translated into Yoruba and back

[i]What are you lookin 'at? You have all the most a**holes. You know why? You do not have the guts to be what you want to eat? You need people like me. You need people like me so that it refers to your f*ckin 'fingers and say, "That man is evil." So ... what do you have? OK? It is not good. You know how to hide, how to falls. I, I do not have that problem. Me, I will tell the truth. Even when night falls. And you say good night to the bad people! Available. The last time you see bad people like this again, let me tell you. Available. Make way for the wicked. There are some bad people comin 'through! Better get outta the way![/i]

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Col Trautman to the police, speaking about Rambo.....into Somalian and back

[i]"Seem not to want to accept the fact you with expert intervention effective governance, a good man, with weapons, knives, his hands A man born who were trained to ignore pain., Ignore weather, to they live in, to eat and would make a Billy goat to ergisto. in Vietnam and his work was representative of enemy personnel. to kill! Period Win! devoured by. well, Rambo was the best. "[/i]

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[quote name='MtlJeff' timestamp='1388193487' post='8357091']
Col Trautman to the police, speaking about Rambo.....into Somalian and back

[i]"Seem not to want to accept the fact you with expert intervention effective governance, a good man, with weapons, knives, his hands A man born who were trained to ignore pain., Ignore weather, to they live in, to eat and would make a Billy goat to ergisto. in Vietnam and his work was representative of enemy personnel. to kill! Period Win! devoured by. well, Rambo was the best. "[/i]
[/quote]


The Rambo one has me in tears!

Also love the single word sentences of 'Available' in the one above.

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[size=4][color=#444444]I have tried a bunch of pop culture phrases "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the tyranny and and inequities of evil men" for example and am just not finding a funny translation. leaving it to Jeff at this point![/color][/size]

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[quote name='chickenpotpie' timestamp='1388246072' post='8358979']
Reminds me of this TV episode....classic..."but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match"

[media=]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMZtdLra24E[/media]
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This is a killer!

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This is the conversation between Jules and Vincent about eating pig...into mongolian and back

[i]Vincent : Some like Bacon ?[/i]
[i]Jules: No man , I do not eat pork .[/i]
[i]Vincent : Are you Jewish ?[/i]
[i]Jules: Nah , I 'm not Jewish , I just do not dig on swine , and everything .[/i]
[i]Vincent : Why not?[/i]
[i]Jules: Pigs are filthy animals . I can not eat filthy animals .[/i]
[i]Vincent : Bacon gooood taste. Receive swine gooood pressed .[/i]
[i]Jules: Hey , sewer application pumpkin pie will taste like , but I did not eat filthy motherfu**er because I " never was . Course Ömkhii stool Pigs sleep and root . This is a filthy animal . , I disregard their dense enough important is that nothin ' to eat .[/i]
[i]Vincent: how the dog ? Dogs that its dense eat .[/i]
[i]Jules: I would not eat dog .[/i]
[i]Vincent : Yeah , but you dogs , and is considered to be a filthy animal ?[/i]
[i]Jules: dirty dog, I did not go so far as to call , but of course, they are dirty . However , from a dog 's personality . Personality goes a long way .[/i]
[i]Vincent : pork was more personal , such as grounds by , he would cease to be an unclean animal . Is that true ?[/i]
[i]Jules: Well, our pigs , " a charming motherfu***in about " talkin to be had . I mean he should have ten times more charmin " Green acres rather than Arnold , you know what I am sayin ? "[/i]

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Tony D'Amato famous motivational speech in Any Given Sunday

[i]Tony D ' Amato : I really do not know what to say . Our professional lives , the largest battle of three minutes . All down today , and comes either , we heal as a team , or we would have crashed . Inch by Inch, play by play . Until we have completed . Now we are the lords of hell . Trust me . And we will be here , stinky scat back to get kicked out of us or we can fight our way into the light . We could climb hell outta ... One inch at a time . Ya I do not do it for , and I 'm too old . I look around , I see these young face , I think I would , I am a middle - aged man can make all the wrong choices are made ​​. Oh , I believe I have all my money pissed away or not . I ever loved me , chasing off anyone . And lately , I can not stand face to look myself in the mirror . You know , things you take your life in the older . I do not mean that ... that is ... is a part of life . [/i]

[i]But , you just know that you losin " at the start of something . Football do you find centimeters of the game of life . Life or football - the error margin is very small because both play . Least one that I step too late or too early and you can not even do that . One half second too slow , too fast , and you do not need to take . inches we need are everywhere around us . they 're every minute of every game every second break . of this team , we fight for that inch . team for ourselves and inch tear everyone else around us . we inch our nails nails . because we know when add up all those inches that would defeat Victory two to make the f****** difference ! live or die ! any victory is not going to fight in. I want to die young , and you can tell . , [/i]

[i]I have and I know what it is because I still live in that fighting for inches , and is willing to die for whatever the future may have life , and six inches in front . Now , I can not do it . then you look into his eyes to see the guy . Now ya I will go with you to the inch see a man , I think. did you do to it , to do it for her , because he knows when to come and see a guy who will sacrifice himself for the team . this are princes team , or we as a team , and now , healing , or we will die as individuals . , that it is all the football guys . Now what do you do ?[/i]

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The epic scene from 'A Few Good Men'---mongolian and back:

Son , we live in the world , and these walls gun owners must be different men . Oh , who did this ? Do you ? You Lt. Weinburg? I accept responsibility for more than you can possibly fathom . You weep for Santiago , and you curse Marines . You are luxurious . You do not know what I know , this is luxury . Tragically , while Santiago 's death , probably saved lives . And my existence , grotesque , and what you continue to save lives . Depths in the party is not talking to you because you want me on that wall , you do not want the truth , you need me on that wall . We just code and uses such phrases devotion . Something we spent on the protection of the backbone of life use these words . You are used as a punchline . I take off and I take that very freedom of sleeping under the blankets , and then I asked someone to explain himself , the method of providing the time nor interest . I do , but no , I recommend you weapons , and video stand , and said thank you , and went on his way . In any case , I do not think it is , unfortunately , right .

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the tip discussion in reservoir dogs....into khmer and back

[i]Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon , throw in to spend a few ![/i]
[i]Mr. Pink : UH-UH is not magic .[/i]
[i]Nice Guy Eddie: You do not tip ?[/i]
[i]Mr. Pink : Nah , I do not believe in it .[/i]
[i]Nice Guy Eddie: You do not believe in the top ?[/i]
[i]Mr. Blue : You know what can sell these animals ? They make stools .[/i]
[i]Mr. Pink : Do not give me that . She does not make enough money that she can .[/i]
[i]Nice Guy Eddie: I do not even know a f**** jew who will have the balls to say . Allow me to get here : You never Tip ?[/i]
[i]Mr. Pink : I do not tip because society says I have to . And if someone deserves a tip if they really put forward an effort I will give them something a little something more . But this top automatically , it 's for the birds . As far as I 'm concerned , they are doing their .[/i]
[i]Mr. Blue : Hey ! Our beautiful girl .[/i]
[i]Mr. Pink : She was okay . She was not anything special .[/i]
[i]Blue : Is there anything special ? Take back and su** your di**?[/i]
[i]Nice Guy Eddie: I want to go over twelve percent .[/i]

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[b]We just code and uses such phrases devotion . Something we spent on the protection of the backbone of life use these words . You are used as a punchline . I take off and I take that very freedom of sleeping under the blankets , and then I asked someone to explain himself , the method of providing the time nor interest . I do , but no , I recommend you weapons , and video stand , and said thank you , and went on his way .[/b]

Just barely able to keep the coffee in my mouth...OMG...

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[quote name='thug the bunny' timestamp='1388411805' post='8366919']
[b]We just code and uses such phrases devotion . Something we spent on the protection of the backbone of life use these words . You are used as a punchline . I take off and I take that very freedom of sleeping under the blankets , and then I asked someone to explain himself , the method of providing the time nor interest . I do , but no , I recommend you weapons , and video stand , and said thank you , and went on his way .[/b]

Just barely able to keep the coffee in my mouth...OMG...
[/quote]

Goodness! What did you translate to and back from?

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