New Golf Handbook!

[Gozz]

New Golf Instruction Book From a golf pro with MANY years experience: I have just finished my new book on golf that I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through 50 years of experience. The cost is only $29.95. Cash only please.............The following is the chapter listing to give you an overview. Don't wait until they're all gone !!

 

 

Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9am

Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water

Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th

Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome

Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee

Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

Chapter 16 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever

Chapter 17 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game

Chapter 18 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from The Cart Girl and Give Her a $3.00 tip but Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender

[Bigtee]

HA HA... That's good :dntknw:

[utopiapga]

I'll have to make a copy and give it to my students...........

[TourPro21]

:drinks: :dntknw:

[Gozz]

Feel free to add your own Chapter. This one was suggested to me.

 

How about a chapter titled: The 15th club and it's uses--The foot wedge explained.

[millercg]

Good book. I'll look for it in stores.

 

Here are some other Chapter Suggestions for this book, or the sequal:

 

"Winter Rules" and How They Can Help You All Year.

 

The Slow Group in Front of You - When it's O.K. to Hit Into Them.

 

Why it's Not Proper to Take 5 Minutes to Read a Green at Most Municiple Courses.

 

Hiking Boots - The latest Trend in Golf Shoe Apparel.

 

Yelling "Four!" - When You Lost Sight of Your Golf Ball Through the Trees.

 

"The Cart Path" and How it Can Help Your Game.