Which one of these stereotypes are YOU?

ctfuzz21 · February 19, 2014

They forgot abt the "this hole reminds me of the time I played Pebble (or other name drop worthy courses)" guy

RJRJRJ · February 20, 2014

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A friend of mine can get a 10 on a par 4 and when I ask him what he got he'll say " Oh, just a five".
Me, I've used the "foot wedge" at times.
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I have a friend that gets frustrated and picks up his ball. I ask what he got and he says "just give me the max". Im like WTF is a max? Ill write whatever he wants me to write, but he better not try to tell me he beat me later.

DevilDog · February 20, 2014

I more like the Old Guy. Not as long as I used to be but straight and get a lot of GIRs.

I play with some of those stereotypes like the ball hunter guy. Two guys I sometimes play with will wander all over the tall grass and trees just to hunt golf balls. Another is Mr. Practice Swing. He will take a lot of practice swings and then just screw up. One guy they didn't mention is Mr. Read The Putt From Every Angle guy. This is the guy who, no matter what the putt is for be it birdie or triple bogey, has to read it from both sides of the hole, walk around both sides, then re-squats behind the ball a second time before taking 3-4 for practice strokes only to miss those putts anyhow.

lukesmurf59 · February 20, 2014

I'm definitely the "That's playable" guy.

And I am definitely using the "You sit on a throne of lies, scumbag!" line. One friend of mine, particularly cheaty is already know as "Scumbag" by most of those who play with him.

Titleist 670 · February 20, 2014

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[quote name='Pro Slicer' timestamp='1392657283' post='8686791']
A friend of mine can get a 10 on a par 4 and when I ask him what he got he'll say " Oh, just a five".
Me, I've used the "foot wedge" at times.
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I have a friend that gets frustrated and picks up his ball. I ask what he got and he says "just give me the max". Im like WTF is a max? Ill write whatever he wants me to write, but he better not try to tell me he beat me later.
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Ha, I love guys who pick up on a few holes and then enjoy matching scorecards after the round. I'd shoot better if I didn't count my blowup holes, too!