Strippers on the Golf Course...ah yeahhh.

[WidespreadPanic]

Jersey gona Jersey.

 

http://www.golfdigest.com/story/strip-clubs-x-rated-outing-on-public-course-caught-on-camera?mbid

[Wbassett]

haha wow. Nice to see a fellow Panic Freak on here. Do you PT?

[GHIN n Juice]

Wait!? Strippers, booze, men, money...I can't imagine what happened.

[djmohab2]

They're just jelly they weren't invited

[TMfan54]

I live about 20 min from that course. It has to be one of the worst in NJ. Wasn't surprised when I first saw the story

[kekoa]

Reminds me of what happened several years back at Hidden Valley GC

 

http://articles.latimes.com/2004/nov/05/local/me-golfsex5

[PostandGhost]

I couldn't play in a tournament like this because I always have trouble lipping out on the golf course.

[gioguy21]

---i actually had tickets to this but had to pass.

[sigmapete1]

Well that's it....every kid under 18 that caught a glimpse of that through the woods is going to be a serial killer.

 

It's exposed breasts that are causing terrorism and global warming.

[adam667220]

Should this have been posted in the "What will stop the decline of golf" thread?

[Psyber]

I'd go to that in a second. You wouldn't finish asking me if I wanted to go before my clubs were in the trunk.

[JDFish]

Similar thing happened here a few years ago ........ I heard.

[Brooks_Cupcake]

This happens at a ton of member/guests. I used to be a beverage alcohol distributor and was asked and invited to many of these events in exchange for "helping" with the product costs.

[bu11dog]

While not technically on the golf course, I felt compelled to share a funny story.

 

Many years ago there was a Bachelor party for one of the members from the club where I worked for awhile. Originally, the groom to be thought it was just a cookout where we were all hanging around watching football, drinking beer and eating hot dogs and hamburgers. A little ways into the evening, the guy doing the cooking came in and complained of chest tightness and shortly thereafter keeled over and hit the floor. The groom was freaking out and someone called who he thought were the paramedics. Unbeknownst to him, the cook and another member, who owned a company that outfit emergency vehicles, got together and made arrangements for strippers to make a visit.

 

An ambulance came tearing up the driveway about 2 minutes after the call was placed and 2 very attractive 'paramedics' jumped out. The first paramedic felt the cook's neck and announced to her counterpart, "I don't have a pulse...I don't have a pulse..."

 

The other woman grabbed the cook by the crotch and announced, "I found a pulse!"

 

It literally took about 30 seconds of everyone cracking up before the groom realized what was going on.

[sigmapete1]

Best part of this is that if you read the actual news article (not the Golf Digest sorta news), no one actually could see what was happening on the course. All the resident quotes were reactions to being shown hidden cam video of the event. None of it was in plain sight. Such sensationalist garbage.

[mallrat]

Can anyone honestly say the world would not be a better place with more younger in shape boobs bouncing freely?

[HackerDave]

I tend to think participation would increase with the addition of strippers. Just sayin...

[hammy83]

For most men... try telling your wife your wife you're going golf and she'll break your balls. Try telling her you're going to the rippers... She'll break your balls.

This is genius. Lie through omission and you only get your balls broken once. Now this bastxxx news team is perhaps outing the guys. That's the real shame here.

[Z1ggy16]

Psh, it;s for charity. I see no wrong doing!!

[calc61]

I love my home state!!

[One_Putt_Blunder]

Psh, it;s for charity. I see no wrong doing!!

 

That's just her stage name

[beachguy]

Been there done that ...went with about 7 guys. 1 got a job well done in a tent $15.

 

*Jersey courses baby !

[mrmacwvu1]

My buddies company used to run a two day tournament. We had strippers on every hole as official scorer and to pass out jello shots. Well my buddy was given the company credit card and was told to go find the entertainment. For the next two weeks we to the strip clubs almost every night. After day one of the tournament there was so much consumption of drugs alcohol and women that about 10 of the 36 teams did not make it for day two of the tournament. Three guys ended up in jail. Needless to say the course did not want us back the next year.

[larrybud]

So I'm going to say about 10 years ago the local NBC news team caught a very similar thing at a course about 10 min from me. Strippers, neighbors, cameras, etc.

 

The course name at the time, and I am not making this up...

 

Beaver Creek

[WidespreadPanic]

haha wow. Nice to see a fellow Panic Freak on here. Do you PT?

I do. Haven't been on there much recently. I'm clusterfluff.

[WidespreadPanic]

So I'm going to say about 10 years ago the local NBC news team caught a very similar thing at a course about 10 min from me. Strippers, neighbors, cameras, etc.

 

The course name at the time, and I am not making this up...

 

Beaver Creek

Fantastic

[markheardjr]

Psh, it;s for charity. I see no wrong doing!!

 

That's just her stage name

You sir win today.

 

I played in a Gentlemen's Club tourney once. I was there to win money, which I did ($820.) But my buddies were there to see their usual ladies. They all knew them by name. I was 19yrs old. Never been to a club before. They paid the girl $5 to swing topless. It was maybe 60° at the max. It was something you don't see everyday but whatever, talent was not the best....the golf swing I mean...or not.

 

Anyways, I holed out for eagle on a par 4 from 105y out. Witnessed by one of the gals. I won $420 for the skin and we took 1st place for another $400. The kicker was they would not pay out the money until the steak dinner at the club. They were hoping we'd spend some cash on the girls after but I took the money and ran. Didn't spend a dime there. Couldn't drink yet anyways.