Golf slang you created

[Maddog10]

"Dusty" is about all I use that hasn't been mentioned already. It refers to any shot, or even a round, that was very good. "Man that shot was dusty" or "You played pretty dusty today."

I didn't come up with it originally. An older member that I play with frequently used it and it just happened to stick.

[bok006]

Heard it somewhere else but I still use it:

a Bernie Madoff - great lie, and lot's of green to work with.

[deetsal]

"Sight seeing putt", does a 360 then drops. "Automatic ball return" 360 putt that does not fall, (also can be used when hitting a tree square, or leaving a ball in the bunker that rolls back to you feet).

[WalleyeDave]

When you hit a bad shot you drop another ball and hit a "SAG" ball. $hit$ and giggles

[xmanhockey7]

"Chinese hook" is a euphemism for shank.

[DavePelz4]

We also use the term "The Second Man" if you hit a drive OB and then pipe it down the middle of the fairway or missing a makeable putt the 2nd time. We say "The Second Man never misses."

[xmanhockey7]

[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1429742303' post='11419695']
We also use the term "The Second Man" if you hit a drive OB and then pipe it down the middle of the fairway or missing a makeable putt the 2nd time. We say "The Second Man never misses."
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The old guys I play with say "any a$$ h*** can do it the 2nd time".

[eagle1997]

Drop Trou.

This can mean either SIT or RUN depending on circumstances.

[seven dewey]

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a shot that barely gets 4 ft off the ground, a "worm ducker"

still dont know if i made it up or heard it somewhere else
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I always called these worm burners growing up, but a buddy of mine refers to them as "raping snakes" which I always find amusing.

[seven dewey]

An active member on here told me a good one once, surprised he hasn't posted it. When I asked him how he played once he said oh, I had a "ray ray" round. I said what the hell is that?

He goes "I played like Raymond Floyd on the front and Ray Charles on the back" - not sure where that originated from but I think it's one most of us can use far too often.

[Hoot151]

"Skanky b*tch" is what I call a shot that had terrible contact but is going toward the pin, e.g. it's ugly but going to work.

[ladahl]

Typically you call hitting another (a mulligan) tee shot on #1 a "breakfast ball".

We say "[size=5]small bucket[/size]", as in the first one was my range session, now I'm ready.

[goodoldgus]

[quote name='seven dewey' timestamp='1429801842' post='11424869']
[quote name='Your-away!' timestamp='1429624414' post='11406285']
a shot that barely gets 4 ft off the ground, a "worm ducker"

still dont know if i made it up or heard it somewhere else
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I always called these worm burners growing up, but a buddy of mine refers to them as "raping snakes" which I always find amusing.
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Worm burners or "Bug F*%#ers"

[goodoldgus]

"D**k Out" : when you hit a drive that doesn't go past the women's tees, you have to play your next shot with your "D**k Out".

[CBRADGO]

[quote name='goodoldgus' timestamp='1429804087' post='11425211']
"D**k Out" : when you hit a drive that doesn't go past the women's tees, you have to play your next shot with your "D**k Out".
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Called that on a d bag in a HS match, everyone fell out except the d bag. He had a reputation for embellishing his scores and should not have been playing varsity. He got butt hurt about everyone laughing at him and told my coach after the match. To say coach was unhappy was an understatement. I got a good lecture on sportsmanship and etiquette and a pat on the back when it was all said and done. Coach leaned in and told me after the lecture, "Sometimes you gotta put people in their place. Just wait to insult him when no one's around, even though his cheating a$$ deserved it..." LOL, wink and a smile and all was right with the world of HS golf again.

[bossman641]

Shank is called a noodle. If somebody crushes a putt past the hole we say it needs to hit a house or city

[jpalermo]

Fairway Anxiety Disorder also known as FAD, when you shank, duff, thin, slice,pull.... basically hit a horrible shot after putting your tee shot in the fairway... i have a couple buddies who suffer from it, and it is uncurable.

[bigred90gt]

[quote name='Cwing' timestamp='1429484827' post='11393893']
ABB.

Once a buddy makes a birdie and shanks his next tee shot in the woods I throw out "ABB". Newbies always ask what's "ABB". Well, ABB stands for "After Birdie Blues".
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We call it the ABFU. "After birdie f up"

When someone does something miraculous with the ball, it is referred to as "P-R-O sh**".

When a ball is chunked and a massive swath of earth is removed, it's "diggin taters".

When someone blades a shot with an iron, or mis hits hits a low line drive, we call it a "wind cheater".

[Shawn Paul]

When someone hits it fat I call it Sally Struthers which has caught on amongst my friends. It works great as you're standing next to your buddy and he has a 50 yard pitch and chunk effs a giant clump of soil up as the ball goes 25 yards instead and you just look at him and say, "Sally Struthers".

When someone putts short we call it Suzanne Somers - not quite good enough...

[SatelliteGuy]

Have seen several for leaving putts short..

We say..

" Does your Husband play? "

[mikes02]

Yelling " monkey" when u hit a drive into the trees. Hoping the monkey in the trees throws the ball out into the fairway

[moegolfer11]

Open faced blade = shank (for those afraid of the S word)

Baby Meat = When you leave a putt short.
- Someone has baby meat because they don't have enough muscle to get the ball to the hole.
- "Wow Roger do you have baby meat, b/c you left that putt woefully short."

Little meat left on that bone = when one runs a putt by more than 2 feet.

[golfnut721]

we call a flared shot pulling a "Rick Flare"

[bigred90gt]

[quote name='moegolfer11' timestamp='1430196788' post='11456349']

Little meat left on that bone = when one runs a putt by more than 2 feet.
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And when there's 3'+: "there's enough meat on that bone to feed a family of 4".

[JWells]

Buttered 9 iron, un salted buttered 8 iron, buttery 7 iron, put a little too much margine on that 9 iron shoulda gone with a wedge.

[rlconklin]

[quote name='Anonymosity' timestamp='1429490353' post='11394461']
A 300 yard drive is a "hemoglobin". Reason:

300 is a perfect game in ten-pin bowling.
Pete Weber is a famous bowler.
Chris Webber has the same last name as Pete Weber, except spelled differently.
Chris Webber infamously called a timeout he didn't have against UNC.
UNC is in North Carolina.
Pinehurst is also in North Carolina.
Pinehurst contains "pine."
Some people decorate pine trees with ornaments at Christmastime.
Hallmark is a place to buy Christmas ornaments.
Hallmark is known for selling greeting cards.
Valentine's Day is a big holiday for greeting cards.
Valentine's Day features a heart theme.
Your heart pumps blood.
Blood contains the hemoglobin protein.
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That would have been my first guess....

[tesuquegolfer]

From a friend of mine on a rammed putt that runs 8'+ passed the hole, "Don't be embarrassed that was a nice shoulder turn!" That always seems to get a laugh.

[tesuquegolfer]

[quote name='moegolfer11' timestamp='1430196788' post='11456349']
Open faced blade = shank (for those afraid of the S word)
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We say, "nice little hosler there!"

[Doppelganger]

"Chipanapaaa!"

Chip and a putt. I know it's stupid but I can't stop doing it now.

[alfriday]

4, 5, 6, 7, dogballs! We even have a friend called Dogballs because he scores a lot of eights.