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Heard it somewhere else but I still use it:

a Bernie Madoff - great lie, and lot's of green to work with.

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[quote name='DavePelz4' timestamp='1429742303' post='11419695']
We also use the term "The Second Man" if you hit a drive OB and then pipe it down the middle of the fairway or missing a makeable putt the 2nd time. We say "The Second Man never misses."
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The old guys I play with say "any a$$ h*** can do it the 2nd time".

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[quote name='Your-away!' timestamp='1429624414' post='11406285']
a shot that barely gets 4 ft off the ground, a "worm ducker"

still dont know if i made it up or heard it somewhere else
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I always called these worm burners growing up, but a buddy of mine refers to them as "raping snakes" which I always find amusing.

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An active member on here told me a good one once, surprised he hasn't posted it. When I asked him how he played once he said oh, I had a "ray ray" round. I said what the hell is that?

He goes "I played like Raymond Floyd on the front and Ray Charles on the back" - not sure where that originated from but I think it's one most of us can use far too often.

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Typically you call hitting another (a mulligan) tee shot on #1 a "breakfast ball".

We say "[size=5]small bucket[/size]", as in the first one was my range session, now I'm ready.

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[quote name='seven dewey' timestamp='1429801842' post='11424869']
[quote name='Your-away!' timestamp='1429624414' post='11406285']
a shot that barely gets 4 ft off the ground, a "worm ducker"

still dont know if i made it up or heard it somewhere else
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I always called these worm burners growing up, but a buddy of mine refers to them as "raping snakes" which I always find amusing.
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Worm burners or "Bug F*%#ers"

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[quote name='goodoldgus' timestamp='1429804087' post='11425211']
"D**k Out" : when you hit a drive that doesn't go past the women's tees, you have to play your next shot with your "D**k Out".
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Called that on a d bag in a HS match, everyone fell out except the d bag. He had a reputation for embellishing his scores and should not have been playing varsity. He got butt hurt about everyone laughing at him and told my coach after the match. To say coach was unhappy was an understatement. I got a good lecture on sportsmanship and etiquette and a pat on the back when it was all said and done. Coach leaned in and told me after the lecture, "Sometimes you gotta put people in their place. Just wait to insult him when no one's around, even though his cheating a$$ deserved it..." LOL, wink and a smile and all was right with the world of HS golf again.

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Fairway Anxiety Disorder also known as FAD, when you shank, duff, thin, slice,pull.... basically hit a horrible shot after putting your tee shot in the fairway... i have a couple buddies who suffer from it, and it is uncurable.

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[quote name='Cwing' timestamp='1429484827' post='11393893']
ABB.

Once a buddy makes a birdie and shanks his next tee shot in the woods I throw out "ABB". Newbies always ask what's "ABB". Well, ABB stands for "After Birdie Blues".
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We call it the ABFU. "After birdie f up"

When someone does something miraculous with the ball, it is referred to as "P-R-O sh**".

When a ball is chunked and a massive swath of earth is removed, it's "diggin taters".

When someone blades a shot with an iron, or mis hits hits a low line drive, we call it a "wind cheater".

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When someone hits it fat I call it Sally Struthers which has caught on amongst my friends. It works great as you're standing next to your buddy and he has a 50 yard pitch and chunk effs a giant clump of soil up as the ball goes 25 yards instead and you just look at him and say, "Sally Struthers".

When someone putts short we call it Suzanne Somers - not quite good enough...

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Open faced blade = shank (for those afraid of the S word)

Baby Meat = When you leave a putt short.
- Someone has baby meat because they don't have enough muscle to get the ball to the hole.
- "Wow Roger do you have baby meat, b/c you left that putt woefully short."

Little meat left on that bone = when one runs a putt by more than 2 feet.

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[quote name='Anonymosity' timestamp='1429490353' post='11394461']
A 300 yard drive is a "hemoglobin". Reason:

300 is a perfect game in ten-pin bowling.
Pete Weber is a famous bowler.
Chris Webber has the same last name as Pete Weber, except spelled differently.
Chris Webber infamously called a timeout he didn't have against UNC.
UNC is in North Carolina.
Pinehurst is also in North Carolina.
Pinehurst contains "pine."
Some people decorate pine trees with ornaments at Christmastime.
Hallmark is a place to buy Christmas ornaments.
Hallmark is known for selling greeting cards.
Valentine's Day is a big holiday for greeting cards.
Valentine's Day features a heart theme.
Your heart pumps blood.
Blood contains the hemoglobin protein.
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That would have been my first guess....

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