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not sure how original this is ...but have a good guy I play with who will watch my wedge shots and comment if one spins a lot and say "man that one had a lot of STINK on it!".... cracks me up everytime!

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[quote name='bladehunter' timestamp='1432297335' post='11607208']
not sure how original this is ...but have a good guy I play with who will watch my wedge shots and comment if one spins a lot and say "man that one had a lot of STINK on it!".... cracks me up everytime!
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Similar here, but we say STANK... "You put some STANK on that one!"... you say tomato, I say... :)

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You "Britney Spears'd" it, or "Britney'd", or "Brit-Brit'd" a short putt. As in "hit me baby one more time." I had a friend who had an unusual fascination with Ms. Spears and it kinda just fit him, and then stuck with the rest of the crowd. Guaranteed it will be said at least once a round.


There's a little poo left in that diaper -family version-... when your buddy is staring at you waiting for you to tell him to pick up his putt.

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royalty shot - hitting it high off the face/crown of a club
pull, pull, city kidddd - when you pull a shot - to the lyrical rhythm of Tyga's Rack City

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We've added some song-adaptations into the mix...

If someone tugs one left, someone else will usually break out into song with a rendition of "Teach me how to tuggie" (sometimes sung out to the line "...all my [i]pitches[/i] love me...").

And a "slappy" shot usually gets a take on Sandler's SNL Lunch Lady song with a chorus of "Slappy Joe... Slap, slappy Joe..."

Really, really juvenile stuff. It's great.

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In my high school state tournament, me and my buddies overheard a kid from one of the private schools in our region tell his teammates that one of their teammates "careered it". He meant that was the lowest round the kids had ever shot. Me and my friends laughed till we cried. We still say that to each other to this day. Usually when someone hits a terrible shot though.

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[quote name='spurcell42' timestamp='1432354045' post='11612138']
In my high school state tournament, me and my buddies overheard a kid from one of the private schools in our region tell his teammates that one of their teammates "careered it". He meant that was the lowest round the kids had ever shot. Me and my friends laughed till we cried. We still say that to each other to this day. Usually when someone hits a terrible shot though.
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I was on fire that day.

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Whenever someone pops up a drive, or comes up short, I say "too high" like from Major League. Some people get it, some don't.

My uncle likes to say "Motherless Wh**e" when he skanks a shot. Not sure why that is his favorite inflection, but it must be something cool to say from another generation.

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[quote name='wolfpack' timestamp='1432368275' post='11612464']
Whenever someone pops up a drive, or comes up short, I say "too high" like from Major League. Some people get it, some don't.

My uncle likes to say "Motherless Wh**e" when he skanks a shot. Not sure why that is his favorite inflection, but it must be something cool to say from another generation.
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Too high, no, too far. Lol, not enough people get it when I say that, either!

Your uncle should play with my "Uncle" Joe. Joe manages to put together strings of curse words in never before heard combinations of words. Most, if not all, refer to the ball as someone with questionable moral ethics!

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[quote name='flintof1' timestamp='1432358802' post='11612308']
[quote name='spurcell42' timestamp='1432354045' post='11612138']
In my high school state tournament, me and my buddies overheard a kid from one of the private schools in our region tell his teammates that one of their teammates "careered it". He meant that was the lowest round the kids had ever shot. Me and my friends laughed till we cried. We still say that to each other to this day. Usually when someone hits a terrible shot though.
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I was on fire that day.
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Hahaha dang! Didn't know that was you. Great round.

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[quote name='Cwing' timestamp='1429484827' post='11393893']
ABB.

Once a buddy makes a birdie and shanks his next tee shot in the woods I throw out "ABB". Newbies always ask what's "ABB". Well, ABB stands for "After Birdie Blues".
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...story of my life!

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A nice putt close to the hole and not in but perfect weight, my buddy always says
"Doug Weight"
He recently moved to Calgary (miss the f@cker) and I'm always saying it with ransoms that I have joined for a round. It raises a few eyebrows but I'm paying homage!!!

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My buddies and I have always said when you miss a putt by it rimming out..."All rim. No hole. Junior prom."

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[quote name='spurcell42' timestamp='1432430375' post='11615972']
[quote name='flintof1' timestamp='1432358802' post='11612308']
[quote name='spurcell42' timestamp='1432354045' post='11612138']
In my high school state tournament, me and my buddies overheard a kid from one of the private schools in our region tell his teammates that one of their teammates "careered it". He meant that was the lowest round the kids had ever shot. Me and my friends laughed till we cried. We still say that to each other to this day. Usually when someone hits a terrible shot though.
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I was on fire that day.
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Hahaha dang! Didn't know that was you. Great round.
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Thanks lol but wasn't me.

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When I was still active duty, there were always a dozen or so guys to play with on most any ship. A bunch of us on one ship had our own usual slang/terms.......and rules. Dunno if we ever played sober, but we sure had fun, and never had any complaints from the courses we played.

Sand trap was : Beruit

Water was : Davy Jones or The bilges

Hooked left was : Hard to port

Sliced right was: Hard to Starboard

Sky ball was: Flight training.

Course Marshall: Master at Arms

Club Pro: The old man

19th Hole: The pump room

The guy with the highest overall score on his card at the moment had to buy beers when the cart lady showed up.

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In Australia during our championships we usually have a 'bradman award' highest score in honour of cricketer Don Bradman. Another cricket theme is raising your club in the air when you hit your hundredth shot (in cricket a century is a big deal and you raise your bat to acknowledge the fans. On golf trips there is also a naga ( not a golfers a-hole) award for the worst player each day, who then has to weara toilet seat around his neck the rest of the day including dinner and drinks at public establishments. I didn't create these but thought I would throw them out there.

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"The Johnny G. Modified Scoring System" - making liberal use of mulligans and 5 foot give mes. Johnny is my best friend who got me into golf.

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"2nd team all-american"

Whenever i miss a putt and throw one down and make the second one. I'm Tiger Woods circa 2000 on second shots that don't matter

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