Golf slang you created

[Glasgow Golfer]

The brits will recognise 'a sally gunnel'. Not much to look at but a great runner.

[marmooskapaul]

This came from some movie..I think...One of my buddies started it and we all use it now.. When something really bad..or..good happens..it gets the " what the fu#$ing f$%k". You have to save it for special occasions, can't over use it or it loses it's meaning/shock value.
Paul

[nando]

When someone hits into the woods, I say "You hit it in the Tiger Woods".

[Jbird33]

Mother-in-Law shot. Looks good leaving.

[zer0]

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Like your sister in law - when you slam a wedge into the ground & chunk it, implying you'd also hit your sister in law pretty hard from behind.

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My buddy has a better one for sister in law. Its when you hit a bad shot that somehow ends up on the green....its a sister in law, you shouldn't be on her, but you are.

[Ace Underhill]

I'll take credit for "triple bogey"

[smoky25]

O.J. Simpson - It was ugly but you got away with it.
Thurman Munson ( sometimes shortened to just Thurman ) - dead yank
On a lip out we'll say - "She had it in her mouth then Daddy came home."
On a shot or putt hit way long - "You use enough dynamite on that Butch?" from the movie "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid"

[DavePelz4]

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Cocks length .... Taking an 8 inch divot behind the ball and chunking it


Nice cocks length divot I had there
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So the actual divot was about 3 inches?

[postiedogger]

"Archie" - Bunker
"Double Archie" - Bunker to bunker

For you young folks "Archie Bunker" was the main character on a tv sitcom called "All in the Family" in the early 70's on CBS.

[Musky]

I like to call a bunker, the beach. Because of the sand.

[sprcoop]

A buddy and I got paired with a couple from New Jersey. Nice folks, in their 40's, good golfers, a little rough around the edges. My buddy leaves a putt short so I asked if his husband plays too. The woman says, "I thought he stepped on his string". I can only assume she was referring to feminine protection. I didn't ask. It was a fun day.

[BrOhioGolfer216]

The quadruple bogey you make on the back nine while you have a decent round going. we call it the Ray Lewis, it kills the round

[Langlands]

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The brits will recognise 'a sally gunnel'. Not much to look at but a great runner.
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Like it - can be replaced with Liz McColgan haha

[bigred90gt]

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Whenever someone pops up a drive, or comes up short, I say "too high" like from Major League. Some people get it, some don't.

My uncle likes to say "Motherless Wh**e" when he skanks a shot. Not sure why that is his favorite inflection, but it must be something cool to say from another generation.
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Too high, no, too far. Lol, not enough people get it when I say that, either!

Your uncle should play with my "Uncle" Joe. Joe manages to put together strings of curse words in never before heard combinations of words. Most, if not all, refer to the ball as someone with questionable moral ethics!
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I find that pretty funny, as my uncle Joe does the same thing!

[sbeduckman]

Maybe this is common vernacular, but I had never heard it before. Was playing in a scramble with two other decent golfers and one terrible player. Two of us are near scratch, former college players, one about an 8 and the fourth....idk, a 50? The bad player wants advice after every bad shot but we aren't there to coach too much, just to have fun. A few general tips here and there were given, to little avail. Finally, the other scratch player says;

"You have a LOFT problem."

"What's that? My club looks fine to me..."

"Wrong loft. What you have is a Lack Of F@$&ing Talent. LOFT"

Laughter ensued...

[sheppy335]

MoeTard - when i take a easy shot and make it difficult by not swinging or thinking right

[J - Mo]

Just various ones i've picked up

Bangin' the biscuit - said after putt rolls in or after having an exceptional day putting

PBFU - said following a birdie on the next hole if you make bogey or worse, stands for Post Birdie **** Up

[Auditor_Kevin]

I'm reading through these and most are just googled golf slang, not stuff we came up with on our own.

Here's one my buddies and I use all the time, usually when we're shortsided and above the hole:

Flubrod - a shot with two choices: flub it 2 feet and it stays in the rough or hit a rod that runs out to the far side of the green. No in between.

[SLIMER39]

ABS - "after birdie syndrome"
Curse of the 1st - birdied the 1st hole usually means your going to have a horrible round. Funny how this one works but unfortunately I can vouch for it.

[k12carter]

mighty left - putt that breaks more than a couple feet left to right.

[smoky25]

Yesterday my buddy while in the midst of a particularly bad round said, "Right now I couldn't play dead in a western."

[Dent]

Jice, (Like J-ice) is spin. I don't know when or why I started calling it that.

[rizzoaus]

"Had more slices than a cake shop"

How'd you go out there? "I had more issues than vogue"

[Linkkingx]

Lipped out putt is a Junior Prom, all lip and no hole

[rangersgoalie]

Every time I see a red shirt on a golf course, I crap my pants.
I call it Davising

[nowitski41]

OJ shot. Onul Chael. Korean for today's best.

[winnddyy]

"Shank-high" !!!

[KimSeHo]

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I like to call a bunker, the beach. Because of the sand.
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Sand pit? Jabbas palace?

[Gmen1204]

When on a green that's got some funky undulation we call the putt a shape shifter.

[KimSeHo]

I scream at the hole, suck my ball!