Looking for your next set of clubs? This ain't it. Looking for a laugh? Come right in!

[2putttom]

I want and need it to be. If we can pool our resources, I'll buy a set and review...

I see what your doing here...clever...very clever.

[BMC]

"The faces are of mahogany and the grips smell of leather bound books".

 

I'm all in. Whammy!

[brianhorne8]

I want and need it to be. If we can pool our resources, I'll buy a set and review...

I see what your doing here...clever...very clever.

 

The name's Jack Charles. Nice to meet you. :rofl:

[2putttom]

I want and need it to be. If we can pool our resources, I'll buy a set and review...

I see what your doing here...clever...very clever.

 

The name's Jack Charles. Nice to meet you. :rofl:

As long as your not a jonesscott wanna be.

[VenosAU]

Here's the full infomercial. This has to be one of the greatest things I've ever seen. The camera work alone is glorious.

 

Link

[ozarkshooter]

And, it took him "3 years to design this wonderful set of clubs".

 

Just wait until Titleist and Taylormade match his R&D experience. The golf industry is about to take off...with oomph!

[brianhorne8]

Here's the full infomercial. This has to be one of the greatest things I've ever seen. The camera work alone is glorious.

 

Link

 

You're a hero. It also looks like that was your first post and you're from Auburn?!

[PeanutsDaddy]

Lol (when someone types lol I usually think, is this person really laughing out loud?)

 

Lol - for real.

 

I can't get past the fist 30 seconds of the infomercial.

[weekendgolfer12]

Here's the full infomercial. This has to be one of the greatest things I've ever seen. The camera work alone is glorious.

 

Link

"I'm........probably close to zero handicap"

This is gold

[donaldp83]

I really hope they got the energy-producing ball bearings patented... They could Make the speed slot obsolete.

[weekendgolfer12]

I want to watch that movie he was talking about

(edit) Here is the trailer for it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvt3zg-M-Fg

[brianhorne8]

I love the continued use of the Japanese Pachinko ball segment.

[VenosAU]

 

You're a hero. It also looks like that was your first post and you're from Auburn?!

 

Indeed! I also visit Denver 2-3 times a year to visit former Auburn folks. :wave:

[70sSanO]

You gotta be impressed with the Brit to be able to try and sell clubs with a stright face; especially since one of the clubs is a “Titanic Johnson No. 5 Metal Wood."

 

I guess the use of that name comes around every hundred years or so.

 

John

[brianhorne8]

You're a hero. It also looks like that was your first post and you're from Auburn?!

 

Indeed! I also visit Denver 2-3 times a year to visit former Auburn folks. :wave:

 

Nice! And War Eagle to you. I grew up in Phenix City; maybe our paths will cross one day.

[Medic]

You gotta be impressed with the Brit to be able to try and sell clubs with a stright face; especially since one of the clubs is a “Titanic Johnson No. 5 Metal Wood."

 

I guess the use of that name comes around every hundred years or so.

 

John

 

Ever read the book about Titanic Johnson? Epic gambler in the 30s who could beat anyone anywhere and anytime. Never went pro because he made more money gambling. Great life story and a must read if you haven't

This guy using Johnson in his line is scarily clever.

[rennsport27]

You can't hit a ball father off a big head, the mass is all spread out, because that's what physics says, and it's magic. But are his heads too big still? His driver is "slightly smaller" but why stop there? I myself am on my way to China, to talk to the manufacturers about creating a 50cc driver, for extra OOMPH. MORE POWER!

 

Also: "You've got both hands on there, all the power, just whackin' that thing." Are you still talking about golf, or did you get a bit sidetracked there? ;)

[LittlePoison1980]

Lol (when someone types lol I usually think, is this person real laughing out loud?)

 

Lol - for real.

 

I can't get past the fist 30 seconds of the infomercial.

 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPH!!!

 

Forgive me. I just whacked my knee.

[Vintage1976]

I feel gross after watching that. What a train wreck.

[callaway.7]

Just when i thought i had enough oomph...

[15Over]

I want to watch that movie he was talking about

(edit) Here is the trailer for it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvt3zg-M-Fg

 

Oh.......My...........God.

[Jonesy]

This is the most horrendous yet sadly the most interesting thing I've seen all day.... Some parts made me actually want to do work instead of being on the internet.

[dethman]

look at that sucker roll!...powered by the japanese pachinko ball...gives you more power, more OOMPH!

[thejuice]

Ummm...see what had happened was...

[No_Catchy_Nickname]

Here's the full infomercial. This has to be one of the greatest things I've ever seen. The camera work alone is glorious.

 

Link

 

They're not just ball-bearings, they're Japanese pachinko balls!.........which are ball-bearings!

Doh!

 

This is the most horrendous yet sadly the most interesting thing I've seen all day.... Some parts made me actually want to do work instead of being on the internet.

 

Comedy gold!

[No_Catchy_Nickname]

From the long version posted by VenosAU: "I'm.....probably.....close to zero handicap..."

 

He's a true WRXer! :cheesy:

[Bigmean]

Best thread ever.....holy crap this is epic.....

[Bigmean]

I just clicked on the video, I cannot watch this at work, my brain is melting.m. As soon as he says or does something you mind conjures a million comments and jokes and before your brain is done he has already said something more crazy and your brain cannot keep up......this is the best thing I have seen on the Internet since porn.

 

My favorite in the first two minutes has to be "I'm probably close to a zero handicap". You and me both bro....Hahahaha and his expressions before and while saying that are awesome....like "screw it, I'll say it and throw in probably in case it comes back to haunt me".

 

This is amazeballs!!!!!!!

[Noke]

Mr. Jack Charles is like some weird mashup of Trump, G.W. Bush, and a tv evangelist preacher. Truly a rare specimen.

 

Thanks for posting, OP.

[TheBerk]

Tom Wishon look out!