Goofiest, Most Delusional Golfer Played With

[SmiterOfPv1x]

Anyone else? I'm waiting. Tell me to shut it. Or just ignore if you don't like. That's what I (and most folk) would do.

 

"Shank this". Classy!

 

I've never said anything to you prior. If you say you can hit it far I believe you.

 

But quite frankly you're diffficult to ignore because you post a lot of basically the same post.

 

When I read a thread I usually read all the posts, not skipping any of them. So,if yours is there, I'll probably read it. And it will probably say the same thing that most of the prior ones have said.

 

Probably the same thing people say about me in pace of play threads.

 

I'll take that as an olive branch.

 

Look. I know I'm excitable. I post a ton. I have an addictive personality. It's me. What the normal person could say in ten words I'll fill a page. It is what it is. My only issue is when people knock that instead of moving on or call me a liar when they don't know me. Both happen a lot. Tonight I'm sick of it. Tomorrow I'll probably be ok.

[thug the bunny]

I'd issue threats at this point if that were needed. I won't.-but I'll issue challenges...

 

 

Tell me to shut up to my face. You won't. Or wouldn't. Your little pink panties would have yellow stains. I've yet to meet a human that is dumb enough to do so so go ahead and hide behind your keyboard and say something like that to a MAN. I can't state this enough. None of you'd have a problem with me if we were to meet. It's impossible to convey online but 99.9% of my posts are written with a grin on my face. This isn't one of them. Respect your teeth, boy! I'll PM meet details if you're stupid enough to want to say such a thing to a real man. You're not so stfu. Why say something to a MAN THAT YOU'D not have the courage to say? I'll say this and id say the same thing to you. Tell me to shut up and you'll eat your teeth. Bar none. No question to ask. If you're that stupid you'll have a bone snack. You wouldn't say that to me because you are an "internet tough guy" Well guess what, I'm actually one in person. So go take your sniveling self back to where you feel safe. You wouldn't tell me to shut up in person. Guaranteed. Most folk have a desire to have their teeth the next morning. So tell me where and when in NC Ohio you want to tell me that or sit down and shut up. I'll tell you that. And there's not a damn thing you'll do about it. Other than make excuses about why you won't say that to me in person. I'm bigger than you. I'm stronger than you. And I'm damn sure meaner than you. So tell me to shut up to my face. You wouldn't have one left. So you shut up. Do it know. While you can still hide. Coward.

 

 

To the other jerk who says "none of us are better off" ask yourself a simple question... Why do you read me? Most boards I've been a part of have an "ignore" user button. Since I only do the mobile, and haven't had the occasion, maybe this one doesn't. My advice is always the same. IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I POST, SKIP IT OR DO NOT READ! I post for my pleasure. Not yours. If you don't like what I post then please feel free to ignore. I've been the better person about ten times now when jackholes, such as you have said mean things. I'm not that person tonight. So stick a sock in it. You don't like what I post, ignore me. I've been on here more than a month. You've obviously lived and died with each post I've made. So either jump on the bandwagon or go away. I haven't been mean to a single person unprovoked. None. So why do you feel it necessary to be an a** to me? You don't like have to I say? Don't read it. Simple.

 

Mods: feel free to send me packing. I don't care. 90% of the people here are awesome folk. I'd break bread with them and gladly play a round. But I'd you do, know this. Review my posts. Yeah I'm long winded. Yeah I'm excitable. But I haven't stacked anyone that hasn't first attacked me. So if you do, I'm fine with it as long as you send the asshats that HAVE attacked me packing too. A man can only take so much. Those that provoke are way more of problem than those that vigorously defend themselves and their own. Smite me out. That's fine. But send tha asshats that have got us here packing too. If not, I won't tell you what my day job is. You'll find out soon enough.

 

Anyone else? 90% of you I've enjoyed being here with. I hope you with me. But for the 10% or so that make life miserable because you're big fat jerks, please join me in purgatory. Tell a man to shut up should mean you get your teeth knocked out. Especially when you are a coward and say such things only behind a keyboard. Be a man. Tell a Man that to his face. You wouldn't. The reason for that is that you are a coward. There's nothing in here that o wouldn't say to your face. You won't tell me to shut up to my face. Guaranteed. Wouldn't happen. Coward. PM where you'll tell me that to my face. Then I'll not call you that. Coward.

 

Lock this up. This is brutal and kind of creepy frightening.

 

IT PLACES THE DOG IN THE BASKET...IT PLACES THE DOG IN THE BASKET.....PUT THE F****** DOG IN THE BASKET!!!

[SmiterOfPv1x]

Anyone else? I'm waiting. Tell me to shut it. Or just ignore if you don't like. That's what I (and most folk) would do.

 

"Shank this". Classy!

 

I've never said anything to you prior. If you say you can hit it far I believe you.

 

But quite frankly you're diffficult to ignore because you post a lot of basically the same post.

 

When I read a thread I usually read all the posts, not skipping any of them. So,if yours is there, I'll probably read it. And it will probably say the same thing that most of the prior ones have said.

 

Probably the same thing people say about me in pace of play threads.

 

One last thing since you're tired of reading the same thing over and over. I once ate a snail. Cooked over an open fire. It wasn't bad.

 

There. Different. Happy?

[SmiterOfPv1x]

I'd issue threats at this point if that were needed. I won't.-but I'll issue challenges...

 

 

Tell me to shut up to my face. You won't. Or wouldn't. Your little pink panties would have yellow stains. I've yet to meet a human that is dumb enough to do so so go ahead and hide behind your keyboard and say something like that to a MAN. I can't state this enough. None of you'd have a problem with me if we were to meet. It's impossible to convey online but 99.9% of my posts are written with a grin on my face. This isn't one of them. Respect your teeth, boy! I'll PM meet details if you're stupid enough to want to say such a thing to a real man. You're not so stfu. Why say something to a MAN THAT YOU'D not have the courage to say? I'll say this and id say the same thing to you. Tell me to shut up and you'll eat your teeth. Bar none. No question to ask. If you're that stupid you'll have a bone snack. You wouldn't say that to me because you are an "internet tough guy" Well guess what, I'm actually one in person. So go take your sniveling self back to where you feel safe. You wouldn't tell me to shut up in person. Guaranteed. Most folk have a desire to have their teeth the next morning. So tell me where and when in NC Ohio you want to tell me that or sit down and shut up. I'll tell you that. And there's not a damn thing you'll do about it. Other than make excuses about why you won't say that to me in person. I'm bigger than you. I'm stronger than you. And I'm damn sure meaner than you. So tell me to shut up to my face. You wouldn't have one left. So you shut up. Do it know. While you can still hide. Coward.

 

 

To the other jerk who says "none of us are better off" ask yourself a simple question... Why do you read me? Most boards I've been a part of have an "ignore" user button. Since I only do the mobile, and haven't had the occasion, maybe this one doesn't. My advice is always the same. IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I POST, SKIP IT OR DO NOT READ! I post for my pleasure. Not yours. If you don't like what I post then please feel free to ignore. I've been the better person about ten times now when jackholes, such as you have said mean things. I'm not that person tonight. So stick a sock in it. You don't like what I post, ignore me. I've been on here more than a month. You've obviously lived and died with each post I've made. So either jump on the bandwagon or go away. I haven't been mean to a single person unprovoked. None. So why do you feel it necessary to be an a** to me? You don't like have to I say? Don't read it. Simple.

 

Mods: feel free to send me packing. I don't care. 90% of the people here are awesome folk. I'd break bread with them and gladly play a round. But I'd you do, know this. Review my posts. Yeah I'm long winded. Yeah I'm excitable. But I haven't stacked anyone that hasn't first attacked me. So if you do, I'm fine with it as long as you send the asshats that HAVE attacked me packing too. A man can only take so much. Those that provoke are way more of problem than those that vigorously defend themselves and their own. Smite me out. That's fine. But send tha asshats that have got us here packing too. If not, I won't tell you what my day job is. You'll find out soon enough.

 

Anyone else? 90% of you I've enjoyed being here with. I hope you with me. But for the 10% or so that make life miserable because you're big fat jerks, please join me in purgatory. Tell a man to shut up should mean you get your teeth knocked out. Especially when you are a coward and say such things only behind a keyboard. Be a man. Tell a Man that to his face. You wouldn't. The reason for that is that you are a coward. There's nothing in here that o wouldn't say to your face. You won't tell me to shut up to my face. Guaranteed. Wouldn't happen. Coward. PM where you'll tell me that to my face. Then I'll not call you that. Coward.

 

Lock this up. This is brutal and kind of creepy frightening.

 

IT PLACES THE DOG IN THE BASKET...IT PLACES THE DOG IN THE BASKET.....PUT THE F****** DOG IN THE BASKET!!!

 

Thug: leave the dogs out of this. I'm back to smiling and I think you're an ok dude. This has been a great thread. Why lock it? Delete my crap if needed, delete me if needed. But leave the General thread. It's good. Even if a raging moron started it. You're ok and I haven't threatened any dogs. They're cool in my book. Cats on the other hand? That's a new thread.

[SmiterOfPv1x]

Ok. Ok. Y'all win. Consider than an apology without qualifiers. I could qualify the heck out of it but I won't. My emotions got the best of me and I apologize. There are several instances where I'm in the wrong and out of line tonight and I apologize for those instances.

 

The only thing I'll ask in return is if you're one that also helped this get to where it is, please take a look at yourself too. No need to apologize, I'll do it for all of us. But I should have known better as well as some of y'all.

 

 

Again. Sorry.

 

Now please carry on with a great thread.

[anth]

This was one of the all time great threads until it turned into a one man pissing contest.

 

And that is a great shame.

[doublepar93]

I'd issue threats at this point if that were needed. I won't.-but I'll issue challenges...

 

 

Tell me to shut up to my face. You won't. Or wouldn't. Your little pink panties would have yellow stains. I've yet to meet a human that is dumb enough to do so so go ahead and hide behind your keyboard and say something like that to a MAN. I can't state this enough. None of you'd have a problem with me if we were to meet. It's impossible to convey online but 99.9% of my posts are written with a grin on my face. This isn't one of them. Respect your teeth, boy! I'll PM meet details if you're stupid enough to want to say such a thing to a real man. You're not so stfu. Why say something to a MAN THAT YOU'D not have the courage to say? I'll say this and id say the same thing to you. Tell me to shut up and you'll eat your teeth. Bar none. No question to ask. If you're that stupid you'll have a bone snack. You wouldn't say that to me because you are an "internet tough guy" Well guess what, I'm actually one in person. So go take your sniveling self back to where you feel safe. You wouldn't tell me to shut up in person. Guaranteed. Most folk have a desire to have their teeth the next morning. So tell me where and when in NC Ohio you want to tell me that or sit down and shut up. I'll tell you that. And there's not a damn thing you'll do about it. Other than make excuses about why you won't say that to me in person. I'm bigger than you. I'm stronger than you. And I'm damn sure meaner than you. So tell me to shut up to my face. You wouldn't have one left. So you shut up. Do it know. While you can still hide. Coward.

 

 

To the other jerk who says "none of us are better off" ask yourself a simple question... Why do you read me? Most boards I've been a part of have an "ignore" user button. Since I only do the mobile, and haven't had the occasion, maybe this one doesn't. My advice is always the same. IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I POST, SKIP IT OR DO NOT READ! I post for my pleasure. Not yours. If you don't like what I post then please feel free to ignore. I've been the better person about ten times now when jackholes, such as you have said mean things. I'm not that person tonight. So stick a sock in it. You don't like what I post, ignore me. I've been on here more than a month. You've obviously lived and died with each post I've made. So either jump on the bandwagon or go away. I haven't been mean to a single person unprovoked. None. So why do you feel it necessary to be an a** to me? You don't like have to I say? Don't read it. Simple.

 

Mods: feel free to send me packing. I don't care. 90% of the people here are awesome folk. I'd break bread with them and gladly play a round. But If you do, know this. Review my posts. Yeah I'm long winded. Yeah I'm excitable. But I haven't attacked anyone that hasn't first attacked me. So if you do, I'm fine with it as long as you send the asshats that HAVE attacked me packing too. A man can only take so much. Those that provoke are way more of problem than those that vigorously defend themselves and their own. Smite me out. That's fine. But send tha asshats that have got us here packing too. If not, I won't tell you what my day job is. You'll find out soon enough.

 

Anyone else? 90% of you I've enjoyed being here with. I hope you with me. But for the 10% or so that make life miserable because you're big fat jerks, please join me in purgatory. Tell a man to shut up should mean you get your teeth knocked out. Especially when you are a coward and say such things only behind a keyboard. Be a man. Tell a Man that to his face. You wouldn't. The reason for that is that you are a coward. There's nothing in here that o wouldn't say to your face. You won't tell me to shut up to my face. Guaranteed. Wouldn't happen. Coward. PM where you'll tell me that to my face. Then I'll not call you that. Coward.

This was an awesome thread but it may be time for a ban. Anyone getting this emotionally disturbed on a golf forum may need to take a break. Taunting the mods to ban him constantly, and constantly acting like everyone here hates him. Log on, post some golf stuff, log off and go live a little.

[GHIN n Juice]

I find Smiter's comments hilarious. The irony is not lost on me that all of his posts are in the delusional golfer thread. Read them in a Judge Smails voice. Even better!

[Neverfadeaway86]

I live in Ohio so perhaps someday I may be able to end the great debate, who knows but honestly this all sounds like a bunch of high school kids over dramatizing life. This thread has been a good one and I have really enjoyed reading it as have many others, can we please leave the high school drama in high school

[jpad]

This was a fantastic post until all the he said she said stuff, look forward to hearing more stories

[GwrxMod]

Moved to cooler for review.

[2bGood]

Moved to cooler for review.

 

It would be nice if the thread could be edited back to the topic and keep this thread.

[SheriffBooth]

This thread should have been reported a while ago. We're just going to close it and hand out discipline as appropriate, rather than waste time filtering several pages of TOS violations.