2019 Masters Tournament hosted by ANGC (merged)

[CircleC29]

> @ebrasmus21 said:

> Anyone else notice that Bryson takes prodigious divots? Look at the crater he took with him on 16 today.

 

With craters like that he could have been an astronaut!

 

[kcsf]

> @dalehead said:

> > @leejohnkieh said:

> > Chamblee might be more into his own opinion more than Skip Bayless.

>

> He's paid to give his opinion. Whose opinion besides his own would he give?

 

Opinder's. The answer is always Opinder's.

 

[ebrasmus21]

> @kcsf said:

> > @dalehead said:

> > > @leejohnkieh said:

> > > Chamblee might be more into his own opinion more than Skip Bayless.

> >

> > He's paid to give his opinion. Whose opinion besides his own would he give?

>

> Opinder's. The answer is always Opinder's.

>

 

You dare to use Opinder’s name in vain?!?!

[ebrasmus21]

> @CircleC29 said:

> > @ebrasmus21 said:

> > Anyone else notice that Bryson takes prodigious divots? Look at the crater he took with him on 16 today.

>

> With craters like that he could have been an astronaut!

>

>

 

Bazinga!

[Ronnie Mundt]

> @lowheel said:

> > @"Ronnie Mundt" said:

> > Love how Nantz is exploring ways to be more annoying in the booth. Now he’s bickering with Faldo talking about his man-crush Brooks “The Hammock” Koepka.

>

> be careful what you wish for.Youll miss him when hes gone.As cheesy as Nantz can be hes a true pro and enjoyable to listen to and fair in his thoughts. He and Lundquist get crapped on all the time but theyre great, especially at the masters

 

I’m not wishing anyone to be “gone”. I’m saying Nantz annoys me. Just like he does when he’s calling football games with one hand on Robert Kraft’s crotch.

 

It’s well chronicled that Nantz tries to interject too much of himself into broadcasts. I get he’s wildly popular and is basically at the pinnacle of a sports broadcasting career, but I’ll take Peter Aliss 7 days a week and twice on Sunday.

 

 

[hogans71]

> @buckeye440 said:

> > @nosedive32 said:

> > > @Jackhammer993 said:

> > > I have not been a Brooks Koepka fan up until today but today I felt myself pulling for the guy. He’s won 3 majors but for me the tone of those majors compromised his victories. Erin Hills was not a US Open caliber course and the USGA jacking up Shinnecock took away from that. The PGA win over Tiger was impressive but fairly easy layout. Today felt different. Maybe it just took me awhile to get use to him but I’m starting to appreciate what Brooks brings to the table. With that being said I’m voting for Bryson and looking forward to an amazing next 3 days.

> >

> > That's like knocking Rory because all 4 of his major wins played soft.

> >

> > Winning 3 or 4 majors in your 20s wherever they are is big. No ifs or buts.

>

> Yah. Last I checked everybody played the same course.

 

Exactly- never got this logic...

[Hawkeye77]

> @"Ronnie Mundt" said:

> > @lowheel said:

> > > @"Ronnie Mundt" said:

> > > Love how Nantz is exploring ways to be more annoying in the booth. Now he’s bickering with Faldo talking about his man-crush Brooks “The Hammock” Koepka.

> >

> > be careful what you wish for.Youll miss him when hes gone.As cheesy as Nantz can be hes a true pro and enjoyable to listen to and fair in his thoughts. He and Lundquist get crapped on all the time but theyre great, especially at the masters

>

> I’m not wishing anyone to be “gone”. I’m saying Nantz annoys me. Just like he does when he’s calling football games with one hand on Robert Kraft’s crotch.

>

> It’s well chronicled that Nantz tries to interject too much of himself into broadcasts. I get he’s wildly popular and is basically at the pinnacle of a sports broadcasting career, but I’ll take Peter Aliss 7 days a week and twice on Sunday.

>

>

Well the other hands on it are pretty delicate so maybe there's room.

[puttingmatt]

Enjoyed the first round, was surprised that for Phil's good opening round, I saw none of it, not sure if it

was the master's app or tv broadcast that just did not show his play today.

[TheMoneyShot]

Great first round action today!

[Kdaniel72]

Masters.com has the best coverage.

[Mr. Grumpy]

> @TheMoneyShot said:

> Great first round action today!

 

Agree,, great golf and not crazy low scores. Fun to watch.

 

 

[gatorpedsMD]

https://www.golfersgum.com/

 

just bought a 5 pack lol

[CircleC29]

> @gatorMD said:

> https://www.golfersgum.com/

>

> just bought a 5 pack lol

 

LMAO! The secret is out!

[CircleC29]

> @ebrasmus21 said:

> > @CircleC29 said:

> > > @ebrasmus21 said:

> > > Anyone else notice that Bryson takes prodigious divots? Look at the crater he took with him on 16 today.

> >

> > With craters like that he could have been an astronaut!

> >

> >

>

> Bazinga!

 

Lol luv that show!

[bscinstnct]

> @hogans71 said:

> > @tiderider said:

> > he doesn't need any, but that hat of koepka's ain't helping ...

>

> **** of a lot better than blade collar/mock turtleneck.

>

> PLEASE don't make that a thing again. Freaking awful...

 

Hoges! Hoges! Hoges!

Where you been at? Hope alls good.

So, check this out. I basically quit drinkin a couple months back. No more wine everyday. I love drinking, too. But I doin so much in the gym, vain as I am, I didnt want the alcohol messin with my brotein synthesis ; )

But one day, we'll knock down a bunch of scotches.

Enjoy the Masters. Gonna be a barn burner. If it aint TW, I rootin for Phil.

[DatSliceDoe]

The stream quality on masters.com is amazingly good. Really looking forward to it over the next couple days.

 

 

[birdiebarrage]

> @gatorMD said:

> https://www.golfersgum.com/

>

> just bought a 5 pack lol

 

Yeah, these guys will be sold out by the weekend. Tiger and Phil is about the best PR you could get.

 

[golfdigest.com/story/masters-2019-tiger-woods-gum-chewing-at-augusta-national-sent-twitter-into-a-tizzy](http://www.golfdigest.com/story/masters-2019-tiger-woods-gum-chewing-at-augusta-national-sent-twitter-into-a-tizzy "golfdigest.com/story/masters-2019-tiger-woods-gum-chewing-at-augusta-national-sent-twitter-into-a-tizzy")

[hogans71]

> @buckeye440 said:

> > @nosedive32 said:

> > > @Jackhammer993 said:

> > > I have not been a Brooks Koepka fan up until today but today I felt myself pulling for the guy. He’s won 3 majors but for me the tone of those majors compromised his victories. Erin Hills was not a US Open caliber course and the USGA jacking up Shinnecock took away from that. The PGA win over Tiger was impressive but fairly easy layout. Today felt different. Maybe it just took me awhile to get use to him but I’m starting to appreciate what Brooks brings to the table. With that being said I’m voting for Bryson and looking forward to an amazing next 3 days.

> >

> > That's like knocking Rory because all 4 of his major wins played soft.

> >

> > Winning 3 or 4 majors in your 20s wherever they are is big. No ifs or buts.

>

> Yah. Last I checked everybody played the same course.

 

Exactly- never got this logic...> @bscinstnct said:

> > @hogans71 said:

> > > @tiderider said:

> > > he doesn't need any, but that hat of koepka's ain't helping ...

> >

> > **** of a lot better than blade collar/mock turtleneck.

> >

> > PLEASE don't make that a thing again. Freaking awful...

>

> Hoges! Hoges! Hoges!

> Where you been at? Hope alls good.

> So, check this out. I basically quit drinkin a couple months back. No more wine everyday. I love drinking, too. But I doin so much in the gym, vain as I am, I didnt want the alcohol messin with my brotein synthesis ; )

> But one day, we'll knock down a bunch of scotches.

> Enjoy the Masters. Gonna be a barn burner. If it aint TW, I rootin for Phil.

 

Bsc! How we doin' my brother!

I'm in the same boat- bourbon only a few times a week. At the gym every day. Tell you what, you name the time and place and I'm there. Get tbowles and we are good to go!

 

Love seeing the OG playing well. Phil and Tiger atop the leaderboard is nice. Still want Francisco to win!

[nosedive32]

> @puttingmatt said:

> Enjoyed the first round, was surprised that for Phil's good opening round, I saw none of it, not sure if it

> was the master's app or tv broadcast that just did not show his play today.

 

Fortunately he's on the Masters.com featured group tomorrow

[cardoustie]

DJ was swinging solid today. Didn't birdie 15 with 9 iron going long. He is dangerous w the fade grooved

[lowheel]

> @gatorMD said:

> https://www.golfersgum.com/

>

> just bought a 5 pack lol

 

> @Marco said:

> > @BearQ said:

> > > @"Darth Putter" said:

> > > Phil and Tiger with the gum today.

> > >

> > > I'm breaking out the Dubble Bubble.

> >

> > Inside joke between the two? Full round gum chew.

> >

> >

>

> full round for real ?

>

> Stupidest idea ever for his neck and back, chewing tenses the jaw muscles which tenses the posterior chain, wow didn't think i'd see that but not really surprising.

 

this cant be a real post... please tell me youre joking?

[lowheel]

> @ebrasmus21 said:

> > @"Darth Putter" said:

> > > @ebrasmus21 said:

> > > > @"Darth Putter" said:

> > > > We almost saw Bryson DeChambeau's first ever ace today.

> > > >

> > > > https://www.golfdigest.com/story/masters-2019-after-close-call-on-16-bryson-dechambeau-says-hes-never-ever-had-a-hole-in-one-seriously

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > >

> > > Wow, I’m surprised at that. I mean I’ve never had an ace but I’m me and Bryson is Bryson. Woulda thought he’d have AT LEAST one.

> >

> > He would have had an ace today, but neglected to account for the gravitational pull of Venus.

>

> Venus, yeah. She’s a cruel mistress. Byrson is still young, he has time to add Venus to his calculations.

 

One could say he has Venus envy... ill show myself out

[CircleC29]

> @lowheel said:

> > @ebrasmus21 said:

> > > @"Darth Putter" said:

> > > > @ebrasmus21 said:

> > > > > @"Darth Putter" said:

> > > > > We almost saw Bryson DeChambeau's first ever ace today.

> > > > >

> > > > > https://www.golfdigest.com/story/masters-2019-after-close-call-on-16-bryson-dechambeau-says-hes-never-ever-had-a-hole-in-one-seriously

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > >

> > > > Wow, I’m surprised at that. I mean I’ve never had an ace but I’m me and Bryson is Bryson. Woulda thought he’d have AT LEAST one.

> > >

> > > He would have had an ace today, but neglected to account for the gravitational pull of Venus.

> >

> > Venus, yeah. She’s a cruel mistress. Byrson is still young, he has time to add Venus to his calculations.

>

> One could say he has Venus envy... ill show myself out

 

[ebrasmus21]

> @lowheel said:

> > @ebrasmus21 said:

> > > @"Darth Putter" said:

> > > > @ebrasmus21 said:

> > > > > @"Darth Putter" said:

> > > > > We almost saw Bryson DeChambeau's first ever ace today.

> > > > >

> > > > > https://www.golfdigest.com/story/masters-2019-after-close-call-on-16-bryson-dechambeau-says-hes-never-ever-had-a-hole-in-one-seriously

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > >

> > > > Wow, I’m surprised at that. I mean I’ve never had an ace but I’m me and Bryson is Bryson. Woulda thought he’d have AT LEAST one.

> > >

> > > He would have had an ace today, but neglected to account for the gravitational pull of Venus.

> >

> > Venus, yeah. She’s a cruel mistress. Byrson is still young, he has time to add Venus to his calculations.

>

> One could say he has Venus envy... ill show myself out

 

I feel like this could be an appropriate place to make a Biggus Dickus reference

[PZero]

> @gatorMD said:

> https://www.golfersgum.com/

>

> just bought a 5 pack lol

 

Of course you did.

[youdamantiger]

> @hogans71 said:

> > @tiderider said:

> > he doesn't need any, but that hat of koepka's ain't helping ...

>

> **** of a lot better than blade collar/mock turtleneck.

>

> PLEASE don't make that a thing again. Freaking awful...

 

You know why they call it a mock turtleneck? Because everyone mocks you.

[nosedive32]

> @youdamantiger said:

> > @hogans71 said:

> > > @tiderider said:

> > > he doesn't need any, but that hat of koepka's ain't helping ...

> >

> > **** of a lot better than blade collar/mock turtleneck.

> >

> > PLEASE don't make that a thing again. Freaking awful...

>

> You know why they call it a mock turtleneck? Because everyone mocks you.

 

If you're fit like TW I think it's a great look. If you're me then yes everyone mocks you

[Marco]

> @lowheel said:

> > @gatorMD said:

> > https://www.golfersgum.com/

> >

> > just bought a 5 pack lol

>

> > @Marco said:

> > > @BearQ said:

> > > > @"Darth Putter" said:

> > > > Phil and Tiger with the gum today.

> > > >

> > > > I'm breaking out the Dubble Bubble.

> > >

> > > Inside joke between the two? Full round gum chew.

> > >

> > >

> >

> > full round for real ?

> >

> > Stupidest idea ever for his neck and back, chewing tenses the jaw muscles which tenses the posterior chain, wow didn't think i'd see that but not really surprising.

>

> this cant be a real post... please tell me youre joking?

 

nope, jaw is really important in posture and part of the kinetic chain

look for yourself here a before/after jaw fascia release

 

[ebrasmus21]

> @Marco said:

> > @lowheel said:

> > > @gatorMD said:

> > > https://www.golfersgum.com/

> > >

> > > just bought a 5 pack lol

> >

> > > @Marco said:

> > > > @BearQ said:

> > > > > @"Darth Putter" said:

> > > > > Phil and Tiger with the gum today.

> > > > >

> > > > > I'm breaking out the Dubble Bubble.

> > > >

> > > > Inside joke between the two? Full round gum chew.

> > > >

> > > >

> > >

> > > full round for real ?

> > >

> > > Stupidest idea ever for his neck and back, chewing tenses the jaw muscles which tenses the posterior chain, wow didn't think i'd see that but not really surprising.

> >

> > this cant be a real post... please tell me youre joking?

>

> nope, jaw is really important in posture and part of the kinetic chain

> look for yourself here a before/after jaw fascia release

>

>

 

What is this witchcraft you speak of?

[Burt Chance]

 

> If you're fit like TW I think it's a great look. If you're me then yes everyone mocks you