Fun and Games - Modify a famous movie line to apply to golf

[Qqq123xx]

We're off to see the Wizard the wonderful Wizard of Oz We hear he is a wiz of a wiz.....except he can't putt so why the #@$& are we going all that way?

[Argonne69]

Me waiting (again) to hit while playing a round that's on a 5 hour pace:

 

"I'm as made a hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" - Network

 

Of course I'll be out there the next day. Ugh.

 

 

[Argonne69]

"A course ranger once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." - Silence of the Lambs

 

[Argonne69]

Partner: "Damn, I'm chaffing something fierce. How come you never seem to have a problem?"

 

007: "Bond. Gold Bond." - Dr. No

 

[Qqq123xx]

They may take our balls, but they'll never take our course. 

Edited October 24, 2020 by Qqq123xx

[ThinkingPlus]

Heard at a recent long drive event...

"If it's teed, we can kill it."

[nitram]

"We don't rent clubs" - Lonesome Dove

[Argonne69]

'Pretty much every player at some point after holing out on #18, "After all, tomorrow is another day!" - Gone with the Wind

 

[jpdx]

Pulling the driver out on a drivable par4

 

Top Gun:

Goose: "It's time for the big one."

 

after a flushed shot:

"Great balls of fire!"

 

[bscinstnct]

In Brooklyn you can’t find you tee shot, we say,

 

 

 

 

 

[jackdanger]

Me to my 4-ball partner after going 4 down thru 4 but a par 5 and driveable par 4 are next....

"the eagles...THE EAGLES ARE COMING!"

[Argonne69]

Retail associate at your local big box golf store having a bad day: "Wedges? We ain't got no wedges! We don't need no wedges! I don't have to show you any stinking wedges!" - The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

 

[jordan2240]

When your playing partners won't shut up - From 'Midnight Cowboy' - "I'm putting here.  I'm putting here."

[TourSpoon]

A downhill putt moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it.  *Bow Bow - Oh Yeah! Ch-ka ch-ka!

 

Ferris Bueller's Day Off  

 

[Argonne69]

 

"Someone has to save our skins." - Star Wars

 

[jordan2240]

Don't know if it's from a movie or not, but this applies to me, especially if I have a particularly good range session: "What happens on the range, stays on the range."

[No_Catchy_Nickname]

Captain Ramius: Re-verify our range to the flag. One Ping only.

Captain Borodin: Captain, you've got a whole bag full o' Pings...

Captain Ramius: Give me a damn Ping Vasili. Any Ping will do.

Captain Borodin: (Sighs) Aye-aye, captain.

 

Edit: Hunt for Red October

Edited November 8, 2020 by No_Catchy_Nickname

[Sean2]

Tee times!? We don't need no stinkin' tee times!

 

With apologies to Blazing Saddles...

[miamistomp]

 When someone is looking for a ball deep in the Florida rainforest rough- Where is the ball ?

   Predator

     " the jungle took it"

[Oufcfan]

Anytime there’s a four ball waving us through whilst searching for a ball and stood worryingly close to the fairway about 200 yards ahead.
“I see Dead people”

[Oufcfan]

Just thought of this as I pressed submit on the one above.

a typical line when playing foursomes:

“Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into”

[miamistomp]

 After your first Ace-- Cagney

 

 

[PappyVanWinkle53]

Standing on the first tee.....

 

"Help me, Vaseline on my clubface.  You're my only hope"

 

-Star Wars

 

(I don't do this btw...just thought it'd get a laugh)

Edited November 10, 2020 by PappyVanWinkle53

[Dpavs]

To a ball hooking mercilessly OB.

 

WILSON!!!!!!

Edited November 9, 2020 by Dpavs

[TourSpoon]

After blocking it dead right on 18 OB when you are trying to close out the best round of your life, "To double bogey and beyond"! - Toy Story 

[Dpavs]

Cobra Driver Fans -

"I feel the need - the need for SpeedZone!" - Top Gun

Edited November 9, 2020 by Dpavs

[Dpavs]

"Shooting par is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!" - Mame

[Dpavs]

And I can't resist one more -

To a Ryder Cup Team missing too many greens -

 

"Sometime when the team is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go out there with all they've got and sink just one with a chipper."

[Phireside]

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. Good good?" - The Godfather

[Dpavs]

Bunkers in 2020...

 

"These are bad as hell and we can't even rake them anymore!" -  Network (another skew on that famous quote 🙂 )