2020 Masters Invitational champion is Dustin Johnson!

[gioguy21]

Just now, ebrasmus21 said:

I have a feeling it would be a very spiritual experience 

augusta in april on shrooms -- glorious...augusta in november on shrooms...prolly a bad trip. 

 

[TheMoneyShot]

Bryson looks frustrated out there today. 

[Krt22]

Just now, gioguy21 said:

augusta in april on shrooms -- glorious...augusta in november on shrooms...prolly a bad trip. 

 

Space brownie+$30+concession stand would be a riot any time though

[ebrasmus21]

1 minute ago, gioguy21 said:

augusta in april on shrooms -- glorious...augusta in november on shrooms...prolly a bad trip. 

 

agreed.  

[ebrasmus21]

2 minutes ago, milesgiles said:

 

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Cockney_rhyming_slang

 

*vast majority of those are not in common usage, anywhere lol 

Wow that is an impressive list.  I have heard of only a couple of those terms. 

[Krt22]

4 minutes ago, TheMoneyShot said:

Bryson looks frustrated out there today. 

You would too being even at a silly pitch and putt par 67

[ebrasmus21]

can someone get the little gremlin, paul casey, off the leaderboard? 

[gioguy21]

Just now, ebrasmus21 said:

can someone get the little gremlin, paul casey, off the leaderboard? 

with his forearms he can hang up there all day

[ebrasmus21]

Just now, gioguy21 said:

with his forearms he can hang up there all day

linebacker forearms on a DB's body?  Idk, sounds like something someone would say on golf channel 

[rawdog]

Ogletree out there showing your local CPA in training can ball.

[rawdog]

Just now, ebrasmus21 said:

linebacker forearms on a DB's body?  Idk, sounds like something someone would say on golf channel 

Who needs broadcasters when I have you guys?

[gioguy21]

Just now, rawdog said:

Who needs broadcasters when I have you guys?

haha we'll be here all week?

[Krt22]

2 minutes ago, gioguy21 said:

with his forearms he can hang up there all day

Unless it's Sunday

[gioguy21]

yes. bryson is under par. whew. 

[gioguy21]

Just now, Krt22 said:

Unless it's Sunday

savage. 

[ebrasmus21]

Just now, rawdog said:

Who needs broadcasters when I have you guys?

If I were on the golf channel I'd make it through one broadcast, maybe less, because I'd say exactly what I'm saying and they'd pull me off the air as quickly as possible.  Then they'd send out a public apology on twitter and everyone would go back to their normal lives.  

[Body_Visions]

20 minutes ago, Ironman_32 said:

like, one like two like of like those like isn't like true

 

 

I had to actually, like literally, mute my, like, sound, and she definitely didn’t make it any better.

Edited November 12, 2020 by Body_Visions

[Creedo77]

11 minutes ago, TheMoneyShot said:

Bryson looks frustrated out there today. 

You would be too if you’re driving it all over the place 

[rawdog]

Just now, ebrasmus21 said:

If I were on the golf channel I'd make it through one broadcast, maybe less, because I'd say exactly what I'm saying and they'd pull me off the air as quickly as possible.  Then they'd send out a public apology on twitter and everyone would go back to their normal lives.  

 

"We let him go as soon as we learned he was 'tripping balls' on psychedelic mushrooms."

[Ironman_32]

Prob been said a before over the years, some what a shame that Faldo doesn't play anymore. I know probably not long enough, but would be great to see the 3 time champ out there. 

[gioguy21]

Just now, rawdog said:

 

"We let him go as soon as we learned he was 'tripping balls' on psychedelic mushrooms."

well, in his defense, he truly saw a little gremlin resembling paul casey running around

[rawdog]

1 minute ago, gioguy21 said:

well, in his defense, he truly saw a little gremlin resembling paul casey running around

 

Turns out Ian Woosnam was on the grounds...

[ebrasmus21]

1 minute ago, gioguy21 said:

well, in his defense, he truly saw a little gremlin resembling paul casey running around

"I know my own truth"

 

That's all I would say on twitter in response. 

[Body_Visions]

1 minute ago, Ironman_32 said:

Prob been said a before over the years, some what a shame that Faldo doesn't play anymore. I know probably not long enough, but would be great to see the 3 time champ out there. 

 

 

My favorite player ever.  Would love to see him playing there, but isn’t one to give anything but his best.  

 

We we will see him as a starter one day.

[Konklifer]

Webb Simpson is the silent assassin. Watch out for him this weekend.

[jdl]

7 minutes ago, gioguy21 said:

yes. bryson is under par. whew. 

Uhhhh...par is 67.

[ebrasmus21]

Tiger got boned on that approach in

[gioguy21]

Just now, jdl said:

Uhhhh...par is 67.

sorry, i meant under 'peasant' par

[Dr. Block]

Is Tiger dripping John Daly style on the wrist, or is that a rubber band?

[DatSliceDoe]

Just now, ebrasmus21 said:

Tiger got boned on that approach in

I think the sub-air system is working. Problem is the fairways are still wet, leading to a lot more spin.