If tour pros were animals, what would they be?

[bscinstnct]

Brooks, Bryson, Patrick Reed, what would they be in the animal kingdom?

 

Ill get started with Tiger. TW is a tough one, he is definitely an apex predator. And a bit of a loner.

 

Will have to really  think about what animal that would transcend to. 

 

 

 

[ebrasmus21]

pterodactyl

[Ferguson]

Brooks - a mountain cat named Bruce 

Reed - sewer rat

 

 

 

Bryson - that muscular dog from old warner bros, cartoons 

 

[PixlPutterman]

Octopus - Smart, great at adapting, relatively short lives.....

[BlackDiamondPar5]

Dustin Johnson = Orangutan (easy going, long arms, strong)

[ebrasmus21]

7 minutes ago, BlackDiamondPar5 said:

Dustin Johnson = Orangutan (easy going, long arms, strong)

I could see that.  

[ebrasmus21]

Alright here we go: 

 

Kuchar = Ostrich 

 

Bruce = Panda 

 

Tiger = Lion 

 

DJ = Blue Whale 

 

JT = Badger 

 

Tony = Bull Elk 

 

Fleetwood of Nazareth = Sea Otter 

 

Bryson = Cape Buffalo  

[Emthree]

I think Tiger is more like a 

 

[Dr. Block]

In the classic era, tour players competed like apex predators. Today, they are a bunch of fat Seals. 

[bscinstnct]

36 minutes ago, Dr. Block said:

In the classic era, tour players competed like apex predators. Today, they are a bunch of fat Seals. 

 

Tiger be like,

 

 

[jtj74]

2 hours ago, bscinstnct said:

Brooks, Bryson, Patrick Reed, what would they be in the animal kingdom?

 

Ill get started with Tiger. TW is a tough one, he is definitely an apex predator. And a bit of a loner.

 

Will have to really  think about what animal that would transcend to. 

 

 

 

Definitely NOT a Tiger, right?

[BlackDiamondPar5]

Ian Poulter

[Dr. Block]

15 minutes ago, bscinstnct said:

 

Tiger be like,

 

 

I can't stop laughing. That Seal, blasting off...  My coworkers probably think I've gone mad. Another perfectly timed bscinstnct NSFW joke post.  

 

That would be Tiger every week right now if his body hadn't failed him. 

Edited December 15, 2020 by Dr. Block

[wildcatden]

Craig Stadler

 

[GSDriver]

Phil would be a Honey Badger

[ebrasmus21]

17 minutes ago, bscinstnct said:

 

Tiger be like,

 

 

Nature is savage sometimes.  

[ebrasmus21]

4 minutes ago, BlackDiamondPar5 said:

Ian Poulter

Agreed.  

[MaineMariner]

Yup, it's winter.

[bscinstnct]

12 minutes ago, BlackDiamondPar5 said:

Ian Poulter

 

Ha, or...

 

 

 

[Dr. Block]

12 minutes ago, bscinstnct said:

 

Ha, or...

 

 

 

 

 

I see Poulter as more of this. He peacocks so hard it almost seems like someone bet him he couldn't. 

Edited December 15, 2020 by Dr. Block

[bscinstnct]

35 minutes ago, jtj74 said:

Definitely NOT a Tiger, right?

 

Tiger a Tiger? Sorry, just not seeing it

 

 

 

 

 

 

[dennis4190]

Patrick Reed - Cheetah

[sharkiesj]

Ben Crane.  A sloth. 

[Krt22]

2 hours ago, dennis4190 said:

Patrick Reed - Cheetah

Well played. I was thinking more along the lines of a trash panda 

[FakeClubPro]

4 hours ago, Dr. Block said:

 

 

I see Poulter as more of this. He peacocks so hard it almost seems like someone bet him he couldn't. 

Did you see his recent video where he was hitting pitch shots through the window of his Ferrari?  The guy is a self made fairly working class guy who worked in the clubhouse.   So all credit to him for working hard to making it to the show.

 

His showing off of his wealth is pretty ******-ey.   On the plus side - he seems to love his kids. 

[Dr. Block]

48 minutes ago, FakeClubPro said:

Did you see his recent video where he was hitting pitch shots through the window of his Ferrari?  The guy is a self made fairly working class guy who worked in the clubhouse.   So all credit to him for working hard to making it to the show.

 

His showing off of his wealth is pretty ******-ey.   On the plus side - he seems to love his kids. 

His story is a good one. I have nothing but respect for the path he beat into the closed society that is professional tournament golf at the highest level. He is one hell of a dandy, though.  But good on him, nothing wrong with a sense of style. Not many guys have the stones to stand out these days.  

Edited December 15, 2020 by Dr. Block

[Hawkeye77]

[bscinstnct]

2 hours ago, Dr. Block said:

His story is a good one. I have nothing but respect for the path he beat into the closed society that is professional tournament golf at the highest level. He is one hell of a dandy, though.  But good on him, nothing wrong with a sense of style. Not many guys have the stones to stand out these days.  

 

Yeah, Poults, can’t help like the guy, no pretense about him.

 

He figured into my own 

“golden age” of golf viewing. With Tiger, Phil, Sergio, Adam Scott, Stuart Appleby, remember Ogilvy. Had Ernie, Steve Flesch, Westwood, David Toms, Harrington. Lots of good guys. 
 

Poults best quote ever,

 

“Don’t get me wrong, I really respect every professional golfer but I know I haven’t played to my full potential and when that happens, it will be just me and Tiger.”

 

 

[BlackDiamondPar5]

Maybe tomorrow FCP can start a thread "If Tour Pros were kitchen appliances, what would they be?"🤣😂🤣

[Hawkeye77]

1 hour ago, BlackDiamondPar5 said:

Maybe tomorrow FCP can start a thread "If Tour Pros were kitchen appliances, what would they be?"🤣😂🤣

They’re all sort of like a Waring blender - poor, poor pitiful them!