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7 minutes ago, golfandfishing said:

Can someone enlighten me on how this guy earns any income at the moment?  I’m assuming he snorted/shot up/drank/made it rain all of his nfl money. How is he living the next 12 years while trying to .... lol ..... make it on tour. 

 

He made about 8 mil in the NFL and his parents are worth about 50 mil.

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55 minutes ago, Draw Driver said:

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your final pairing time: 

 

Johnny Manziel, Tony Romo and Tiger Woods. 
 

Mr. Manziel has the honour. 

 

More like, "Ladies and Gentlemen...  Tony Romo.  Nobody has seen Mr. Woods or Mr. Manziel since they left the nightclub last night."  😀

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Johnny Golfball has a nice ring to it. Every generation needs its Daly.

 

Joking aside, it's good to see he's cleaned up his issues a bit. Hopefully he can stay on the right track. 

Per the GHIN app here’s him and his dad’s handicaps. His last score posted was December 2020. 

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Read this story last night. My first thought was who? My second was good luck to him. My third was, I am never going to hear his name again.

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11 hours ago, Creedo77 said:

I’m not trying to hate on the guy. I’m glad he’s cleaned up his issues 

 

However, I feel like most people have this assumption that you can just become a pro golfer. It’s a bit disrespectful to the guys grinding it out for a living.

 

Next thing you know he’ll be getting sponsor invites to PGA events. No f*cking thanks on that one. 

Point taken but you can't make it if you don't try and that's all he's indicating he's gonna do.  Giving himself a timeline of 12 years (which is kinda funny in itself) suggests he's under no illusions that it'll be either easy or that he'll even make it.  Many have tried and most have failed so the odds aren't on his side.  I would agree with you on the sponsor exemption part - that's entirely played out and not even interesting anymore.  So Johnny if you're gonna do it, do it the old fashioned way.

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I picture him a couple years from now being about as good as Romo is (scratch, vanity +2). If he is serious about it he may get an exemption into something on KFT or low level PGA tour event like Romo, Curry, and others have. I don't have a problem with that like some people do. Might be a good candidate for a televised match with Phil and another pro/athlete/entertainer

 

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20 hours ago, Creedo77 said:

Johnny Manziel wants to play professional golf....😂😂😂

 

He says it’s a 12 year plan....

In 12 years I’ll play him for his house . Wth.  His ego knows no bounds.  And that’s saying something coming from me. 

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2 hours ago, freeze16172002 said:

Barry Switzer when he was going into the NFL draft: "I don’t like his antics. I think he's an arrogant little pr**k. I’ve said that and I’ll say it again." 

 

Yea, if you live in Texas and follow football any at all and you're not an aggie, he's pretty much a laughing stock. 

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But the guys from Golfholics said he’s “got game”...that’s a highly credible source right? 😂😂

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