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1 minute ago, ChillyDipper said:

Generosity towards others: Matt Kuchar

On Course Style: Rory Sabbatini

Off Course Style: Tiger Woods

But what if Woody Austin had a Tobassco dance off with them?

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If you go with lesser known names, this would be a blood bath 

1 hour ago, KRAMER1997 said:

So the topic is in the title. If you could take the worst traits of a golfer and develop the worst possible tour pro, what would it look like?

 

I'll get it started

 

Driving: Phil Mickelson

Ball Striking: Jordan Spieth playing number 12 at Augusta

Short game: Tiger Woods circa 2015

Putting: Adam Scott

Temper: Sergio

Converting a 54 hole lead: Tony Finau

Health: Tiger Woods

Integrity: Patrick Reed

Fitness: John Daly 

 

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1 hour ago, KRAMER1997 said:

So the topic is in the title. If you could take the worst traits of a golfer and develop the worst possible tour pro, what would it look like?

 

I'll get it started

 

Driving: Phil Mickelson

Ball Striking: Jordan Spieth playing number 12 at Augusta

Short game: Tiger Woods circa 2015

Putting: Adam Scott

Temper: Sergio

Converting a 54 hole lead: Tony Finau

Health: Tiger Woods

Integrity: Patrick Reed

Fitness: John Daly 

The other kind of Driving: Tiger Woods

Luck with women: Jason Dufner

 

Yes those are  cheap shots, and yes I feel bad about them. 🤷‍♂️

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3 hours ago, dropkicked said:

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Why are those pants shiny?  They look like they're made of vinyl.  Or did you piss yourself? Lol.

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Modern era. Driver. Phil. 

Putting. Rory on a bad day. There are days when his misses are truly 15 hcp level.

Irons.  From the middle of the fairway, off a massive drive. Rory. He wastes so many great drives. 

Wedges and chipping. Hovland looks so weak compared to the rest of his game. 

Dress sense. Anyone in track pants. Please change after leaving the gym. Tommy Fleetwood and Cameron Smith. 

Ego. Bryson or Darren Clarke.

Attitude and lack of sense of humour. Rahm or Hatton. Multi-millionaires in top ten and look like they have stepped on a cactus for most of the round.

 

 

 

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Driving - Ian Baker Finch

Short game - Hunter Mahan or Tim Clark

Putting - Doug Sanders

Style - Duffy Waldorf 

Nerve - Jean van de Velde

Luck - Greg Norman

 

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A couple of years after Vijay's stint at #1, maybe around like 2006 or 2007...he really couldn't putt. It got really bad. 

 

I was also going to say Hunter Mahan for short game. It pains me to say this as he is Canadian, but Graham Dalaet's whole career was sidetracked due to short game woes right?

 

I remember Dustin Johnson earlier in his career was a very poor short iron/wedge player. He would drive it 340 down the middle and then wedge it to 35 feet. But he's fixed that

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12 hours ago, Go Cougs said:

The other kind of Driving: Tiger Woods

Luck with women: Jason Dufner

 

Yes those are  cheap shots, and yes I feel bad about them. 🤷‍♂️

 

I'm not sure Dufner had bad luck with women, he just had bad taste in women. But you still felt a little bad for him, he seemed like a good dude. 

 

But watching a famous friend marry an aspiring instagram model...it must be like watching a friend doing parkour for the first time on roller skates. You're like "Oh, well this is going to end terribly"

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1 hour ago, MtlJeff said:

 

I'm not sure Dufner had bad luck with women, he just had bad taste in women. But you still felt a little bad for him, he seemed like a good dude. 

 

But watching a famous friend marry an aspiring instagram model...it must be like watching a friend doing parkour for the first time on roller skates. You're like "Oh, well this is going to end terribly"

Yeah, agreed on both points.

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12 hours ago, drumdude96 said:

Why are those pants shiny?  They look like they're made of vinyl.  Or did you piss yourself? Lol.

Mexican mini-tour legends must wear shiny pants, especially when teaching the fundamentals of the 7-4-7 swing thought system.

 

 

 

 

 

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14 hours ago, m d g said:

On-course driving: Jordon Spieth

Off-course driving: Tiger Woods

 

What, too soon?

Insider trading / ethics = phil 

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Driving- Zach Blair (could be picked for all of these)

Ball Striking- Greg Chalmers 

Chipping/wedges- Matthew Wolff

Putting- Morikawa inside 3ft and Rory/Hideki outside

Mental- Rory

Temper- Young Pat Perez 

Style- Brooks looked like a Jersey Shore DJ at the Bethpage PGA(Nike is living off of their name. Their apparel is awful)

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1 hour ago, m d g said:

Behaving like a perfect gentleman while flying: Thorbjorn Olesen

 

https://www.tmz.com/2019/08/01/golfer-thorbjorn-olesen-arrested-alleged-sexual-assault-peeing-in-aisle/

 

Ernie els would give him some comp there...didn't he give young pros rides in his private jet and then fight them to the death "hard target" style?

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