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2 minutes ago, bladehunter said:

Can’t bring myself to buy from a scalper.  I’m certain I’d be the first guy prosecuted for it , somehow.  That’s how my luck goes.  Hidden cameras and a hack journalist would pop out form behind a trash dumpster to get me. I just know it.  Lol.  That and it’s not worth the price.  

Yeah, I get it.  I was talking about even just driving by and rolling down the window to catch a sniff. 🤤

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14 minutes ago, bladehunter said:

Don’t get me started.  I’m less than 2 hours away and haven’t been in.  


 

Can we like hide in the trunk of DJs car and sneak in? 
 

Or where Rae Creek start, like outside the course? We could snorkel down under cover of night bring change clothes in dry bags. Boom, pop out at the 12th, hide in the magnolias til the crowd come and mix in.

 

Or we rent a truck and fill it with sod, be like, “emergency grass delivery”. The key is we need to look like authentic sod delivery guys, like some good scraggly beards, have some coffee cups and McDonald’s breakfast wrappers on the dashboard. 
 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Go Cougs said:

Yeah, I get it.  I was talking about even just driving by and rolling down the window to catch a sniff. 🤤

lol. Yea.  If I were in the area , I would definitely buzz the gate.  Truth is it’s not really in the direction of anything.  So it would literally mean driving there just to drive by then drive back.  Funny thing is. I know some guys who get to play it yearly with the callaway big wigs.  I keep hoping I get included one time.  But hasn’t happened yet.  Usually it’s  towards February or early March  I think when they play. Maybe I need to start begging for that now !! 

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2 minutes ago, bscinstnct said:


 

Can we like hide in the trunk of DJs car and sneak in? 
 

Or where Rae Creek start, like outside the course? We could snorkel down under cover of night bring change clothes in dry bags. Boom, pop out at the 12th, hide in the magnolias til the crowd come and mix in.

 

Or we rent a truck and fill it with sod, be like, “emergency grass delivery”. The key is we need to look like authentic sod delivery guys, like some good scraggly beards, have some coffee cups and McDonald’s breakfast wrappers on the dashboard. 
 

 

 

 

Lol. Now I live 3 minutes from a sod farm. I can absolutely make that happen.  I like the idea of sneaking in better than paying the scalper.  At least if we got arrested it would be for a real reason !  

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2 minutes ago, bladehunter said:

Lol. Now I live 3 minutes from a sod farm. I can absolutely make that happen.  I like the idea of sneaking in better than paying the scalper.  At least if we got arrested it would be for a real reason !  


 

Ok, nice, you work on the sod truck, I’ll perfect the disguises.

 

Got some good ideas on how they could look….

 

 

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9 hours ago, bscinstnct said:


 

Genius, Daisy hops out of the truck, game over, nobody even notices us waltz right in!

 

 

 

 

 

On topic both masters champions and Duke boys -  I found this the other day.  Watch it till the end.   This guy found the first jump scene general lee in Georgia , and through an amazing series of events , it became Bubba watsons .  I did not know that the car Bubba owns  is the actual first general lee from the opening credits jump scene in town.  If you watched the show , this is a good story.  Ironically. Also happened about an hour and 15 minutes from my house.  Lol. 
 

 

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7 hours ago, bladehunter said:

On topic both masters champions and Duke boys -  I found this the other day.  Watch it till the end.   This guy found the first jump scene general lee in Georgia , and through an amazing series of events , it became Bubba watsons .  I did not know that the car Bubba owns  is the actual first general lee from the opening credits jump scene in town.  If you watched the show , this is a good story.  Ironically. Also happened about an hour and 15 minutes from my house.  Lol. 
 

 


 

Dukes was the dopest show to watch as a kid. I mean Daisy, fuhgedaboudit.

 

But then you had like, car jumps, shooting sticks of dynamite on arrows at out houses, boss Hogg sucking down bbq and plotting.

 

Was like an amusement park on TV !

 

 

 

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When you get there, you'll want to spend some time basking in the tradition.  Just wallow in it like a pig in slop.  You may lose control over some bodily functions because of the power of the tradition.

 

Let the tradition wash over you, and let it take over.  You may feel a slight pinch in the rectum as you approach the souvenir shop, but this will pass.

 

Once you have fully accepted the tradition, you may feel a subtle change in your life.  The tradition does this.

 

Food will taste better, colors will appear more vibrant, and you will begin to smell magnolia petals at odd times.  This is normal.  Once you have completely emersed yourself in the tradition, there is no turning back.

 

Obey the tradition.  The tradition is a harsh mistress, but it is your destiny.

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23 hours ago, Go Cougs said:

I read this account from another Masters attendee:

 

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."

Roy Batty

PGA Pro

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Mail the tickets to my house and I will convert them from four to five…

I speak of ticket alchemy

 

-chris

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