The Hammer

[HarboursideTC]

My mistake, EnglishBob. I lead a very sheltered life and am not very worldly. Its probably due to shorter growing seasons here in the frigid north.

[mactecgolf]

i did check it.....


jack hamm was once a world record holder for longest drive




......................didnt use the hammer though

[ajdaddy]

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz1cZucoRGo"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz1cZucoRGo[/url]

at about 48 seconds: "Pow" "I guess you really are the Hammer."...the best. PT Barnum was right!

[cfreeman8]

The first time i saw Jack Spam (aka.The Spammer"), I looked it up on here... and found some hilarious stuff...

[capt.murphy]

[quote name='Subsonic' post='883581' date='Jan 26 2008, 09:55 AM']Do lefties have to yell:

SSSOOUUUTTHHHPPPOOOWWWWWW!!!![/quote]


no they yell: wwwoooooooopppppp!

jack ham is a tool. he couldnt even regional qual. for a long drive event.

[hoganfan924]

Hey, but the Hammer is Krusty approved!!!
[attachment=211995:krustyse...approval.jpg]

DOH!!!

[dreamgolf]

I ended up playing with him and his buddy in a foursome at Torrey Pines, he even Yells [b]"POW!"[/b] when he marks his ball on the green.

When he misses puts he sighs... [b]"Pow?"

[/b]We heard him at a bathroom stall and heard[b]..."Boom!"



[/b]I don't know, but if you ask me, I stick he's puffin, not playing on the sticky green.

[wshoulders]

How much you wanna make a bet I can hit a golf ball over them mountains?

Sounds like J.Hamm should give Uncle Rico a call and they can hang out with Napolean Dynamite together

[uncle rico]

[quote name='ajdaddy' post='884233' date='Jan 26 2008, 05:42 PM'][url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz1cZucoRGo"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz1cZucoRGo[/url]

at about 48 seconds: "Pow" "I guess you really are the Hammer."...the best. PT Barnum was right![/quote]


Oh my god!!!!!!!! Watching that video made LMFAO. I am still laughing. When the Hammer climbs the mountian, to find the only driving range that can hold min, I thought I was gonna crap myself. Oh my god it is too funny. PPPPOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[kgk]

[quote name='Hifade' post='883558' date='Jan 26 2008, 07:22 AM']Newman.....my favorite post so far in '08. These responses have to go down as one the of the classic posts ever. LMFAO!

[quote name='Newman' post='883309' date='Jan 25 2008, 10:16 PM'][quote name='def' post='883215' date='Jan 25 2008, 10:16 PM']I love this too: "Top 10 reasons why you need one of these drivers"

10. Shaped Shaft and Head Technology reduce drag, creating the World's Fastest Driver. [color="#ff0000"][b](and the world's lamest sales pitch)[/b][/color]

9. These drivers [u][b]really[/b][/u] work, and will be the best golf investment you've ever made. (really???) [color="#ff0000"][b](but can I afford it and The Perfect Club too?)[/b][/color]

8. 60-year-old golfers can now hit it 300 yards and feel young again on the tee box. [color="#ff0000"][b](isn't that what Viagra's for??)[/b][/color]

7. The other guys in your foursome will be jealous, because you're now 20 yards longer. [b][color="#ff0000"](but that'll be balanced out by the fact that you're wearing tight black jeans)[/color]
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6. These drivers are DEAD STRAIGHT. Our Shaped Shaft Technology creates the biggest sweet spot ever seen, because it aligns the sweet spot to the ball. These drivers can cure any slice. Round shafts twist during your swing and spray the ball all over the place. The Aerospeed shaft being flat doesn't twist like a round shaft and keeps the ball dead on line. [b][color="#ff0000"](and if you sail too close to the edge of the earth you'll fall off into space)[/color]
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5. 20 easy yards can save you 10 shots a round and drop your handicap by 5 strokes. [b][color="#ff0000"](1 easy woman and a bottle of Jack can land you in jail)[/color]
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4. Take your longest drive right now and add 20 yards to it. [b][color="#ff0000"](now multiply by the square root of pi and subtract 47...)[/color]
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3. No one else has this technology: compared to these drivers, all competitive drivers are slow and outdated. [b][color="#ff0000"](so are the people that bought the club)[/color]
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2. It is physically impossible not to add more yards to your tee shot with the Shaped Head and Shaft Technology. [color="#ff0000"][b](it's also physically impossible to lick your elbow)[/b][/color]

and the number one reason you need one of these clubs:

1. 20 More Yards on the next Tee Shot - because the distance is built right into these clubs. [color="#ff0000"][b](you should see how far they fly when you throw them)[/b][/color][/quote]
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I have to be honest. I tried to lick my elbow.

[Pat_Irish]

Guys be serious,,,,,you know you have arrived when the chinese start doing copys,,,and you can have the longest driver ever,,,for,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,$9.99 including shipping,,,ha ha

[Purealive]

I have never heard of "The Hammer". What a magnificent lesson I have had this fine Sunday.

[HEMIPHIL]

[quote name='Purealive' post='884884' date='Jan 27 2008, 07:15 AM']What a magnificent lesson I have had this fine Sunday.[/quote]


[b][i][size=7][color="#2e8b57"]PPPOOOWWW!!![/color][/size][/i][/b]

[jva]

LMFAO!!! Someone from a previous posy put this club on a launch monitor!!!! Imagine if you were a club fitting pro and some hack wanted to get fiited for a better shaft in his hammer!!! lmao!

[uncle rico]

[quote name='jva' post='885041' date='Jan 27 2008, 09:28 AM']LMFAO!!! Someone from a previous posy put this club on a launch monitor!!!! Imagine if you were a club fitting pro and some hack wanted to get fiited for a better shaft in his hammer!!! lmao![/quote]


Oh my god! That might be the funniest post I have ever read.

[JakeBarnes]

How much you wanna make a bet I can hit a golf ball over them mountains?

 

Sounds like J.Hamm should give Uncle Rico a call and they can hang out with Napolean Dynamite together

 

 

Uncle RIco was the first person i thought of when I saw that infomercial. I have to admit, i am envious of that sweet, sweet hair. I'm sure the ladies flock to it.

 

and my second, and closing, point is POOWWWWWWW!!!!

[mozgolf]

Sorry...I laughed before I even opened this thread. ;)

 

I am in the same boat as Sawmillphil, after reading the previous Hammer threads I start laughing before opening anything that so much as mentions the hammer

[gjones77]

Carefull, as soon as the company needs to unload it's left over heads and shafts it can't sell....

 

"We have the "Tour Only" heads of the hammer, it's made of a special Zolex that they only use on tour that's much lighter and stronger than retail zolex.

 

I know you guys are dying for one of these babies so you can yell POOOWWW on the tee box after you hit a moster drive.

 

We are also the only place you can get the XXX tour smart shaft made for these driver and the smart shaft can be painted lime green for an extra $400 since it's shape requires an extra special "Tour" paint job, and you wouldn't want to leave yards on the table."

[deep18]

I can't help it.................POWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ;)