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Not the cream-coloured push-button telephones that look like they came from the set of Dallas, that's for sure.

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I'd give 20/1 that:

 

1. Those playing will be trying to get a small ball into a small hole utilizing tools very ill designed for such a purpose. 

 

2. The player that utilizes the least strokes to get that ball into the hole will win. 

 

3. Those who win will most likely consider it a significant accomplishment.

 

Long odds bet...

 

The world apocalypse will make the Master's tournament utterly irrelevant. We will be lucky to be playing golf at all. 

 

 

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A 100' great wall has been constructed around the property and local politicians have been bribed with stock picks to enact a no fly zone for all manned and unmanned aircraft. All spectators must sign legally binding agreements to follow the preset walking paths and not speak during their time on the grounds or else they are subject to a 5 year sentence  in the also newly constructed jail beneath one of those old creek bridges.

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All players are robots. Tiger woods is the only half human half robot player. He had his bad body parts replaced with new robot ones with nike logo imprinted on them. He wins every year. Every tourney. We are all microchipped barely get paid or fed and dont even get to watch the masters on tv. Yes thats right... he is playing tournaments no one even gets to watch lol jim nantz is not half robot. They just paint him to look like the tin man. Liv golf went out in 2023 when phil mickelson duck hooked a drive into the saudi owner killing him. He was put in saudi prison because it was found out that he is actually and american secret agent spy. 

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There is an epiphany amongst the membership and the MacKenzie bunkers make a come back.  The look is more rugged but yet still incredibly manicured at the same time. 

 

There is a "Masters Ball" in play.

 

^Sorry, those are not near as far-fetched as what other posters have come up with. 

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The tournament has been moved to March to better coincide with when the azaleas are in full bloom.

 

None of the pros live in Florida anymore due to the hot weather, high wind/flood insurance premiums and sea wall construction surtax levied on carbon emissions.

 

All members of ANGC were those that agreed quickly to settle multiple lawsuits brought by low carbon emitting countries as those that chose to fight ended up being bankrupted by having to pay trillions of dollars in actual damages.

 

The purse is paid in the Philanthropic Eco currency that replaced the $USD as the world's dominant currency when US inflation went parabolic.

 

 

 

 

 

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Well it likely wont be called The Masters by then........also all men's sports will have been outlawed anyways due to their toxic nature. 😆

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The players use hickory shafts, real wood heads in their "woods", and irons without score lines.  The "plain and simple form" rule is enforced for putters.  The balls are molded from gutta percha.  The players are so good that they score under par anyway, and everyone recognizes what a great tournament the Masters has become.

 

The USGA decides to adopt the same rules for their championships.

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2 hours ago, inertiamonster said:

No one lives in Augusta anymore, the whole town is now ANGC property.

Except for the thacker house. The Discovery Channel starts a series called "The Last Augustans", which highlights the trials and tribulations of normal folks living their lives in the middle of opulence and greed. It is rumored ANGC plans to lobby congress to have the entire property deemed a national monument, hoping that gives them leverage to expel the long time hold outs. 

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In 30 years the course will be covered with obsolete solar panels which would cost more to remove that the value of the land.

 

Just like the rest of the southern US.

 

The match will be played by Skynet, The Singularity (TM), and the transcendent ego of Greg Norman, which has been transmitted into the Van Allen belts (the only containers of sufficient size).  Norman will have the lead after 17 holes, but a sudden burst of cosmic radiation with upset his approach shot, leaving the victory to The Singularity (TM) which will immediately open a worm hole on the 18th and win by an infinite number of strokes in an infinite number of universes.

 

The videofeel (vf) audience numbers are pretty low, since the match goes up against the opening weekend in the pickle ball season.

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Augusta in 1992 still pretty much resembles how golf looks today just guys hit it further , they still dress like dorks just a different style of dork.

 

so barring some cataclysmic world event (hey , fingers crossed on that one!)....i'm gonna say players will hit it slightly further, the course will probably be 8000yds and guys will dress like dorks but in a different style.

 

I agree on Tiger and Phil as being involved in the ceremonies in some way.

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In a very misguided attempt to finally get a green jacket, a moderately intoxicated grey-haired McIlroy is arrested attempting to break in to Butler Cabin.

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ANGC has been relocated to Augusta, Manitoba, due to the climate change. 
 

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