Quitting this Thursday or maybe Friday so make some bad decisions and get a dopamine hit— T22 Fastback, Tei3 LN, BB0 Copper, Mackenzie bag(s), Shaft pulls, Toulon and Apex Pro heads

[autisticlove]

Plenty more to peruse here, and I’ve more to add, just give me a minute and exercise some patience.  We’re all in this heap together, fellas so let’s throw down the gratitude journals and fire up your PayPal.  Everything is OBO. 

 

1. SOLD Titleist Scotty Cameron T22 Fastback 34” played 9 holes or so, but I chipped in 3 times so it only has six or so 3-putts on it.  Sure, it’s great, but if I plan to quit by this Thursday or Friday, this has to lead the charge.  Feels great, looks great, and I’m willing let it go after a brief encounter, just like your sister.  SOLD $995 shipped in CONUS.

 

2. SOLD Odyssey Toulon Atlanta 34” with that sexy little slant neck I wish made any sense for my game, but sadly produces nothing but error.  I took this one to California and and purchased pre-round beef jerky at a convenience store 5 mins before the guy who bought the winning Powerball ticket.  The jerky was terrible, I lost $20 on course, lunch was repugnant, lost a glove on the 4th tee box and by my estimation,  essentially lost $533 million in the process.  I’d say it’s time to move on.  $237 shipped and the headcover to match! PRICE DROPPED TO $205 SOLD

 

3. Project X Flighted 7.0 3PW pulls which played plus ½” in a set of oh so vogue Bridgestone J40CBs.  These pics suck but if you shop on here at all, you’re plenty used to that incompetence.  I’ll post more this evening upon return from my vocational misery.  They’re stiff and heavy for all you knuckle-dragging lady slayers.  $215 shipped PRICE DROPPED TO $190

 

4. SOLD Nippon Modus 105x 4P pulls which played standard length in PING i210.  These shafts were like my recently deceased beagle-fox hound mix — incredible stability and performance for the first 2.5 hours and a total bed-sh!tter after 3 or more. You might like them if you order medium drinks or think a little hot sauce is enough.  $170 shipped. PRICE DROPPED TO $150 SOLD
 

5. SOLD Callaway Apex Pro ‘19 4-P. Head only because you’re into kink you sick SOB.  Played these maybe a round or two before the wind blew a different direction and something new BST caught my attention.  Flatter than piss on a board at 3* flat but I can bend them at home because of course I can.   A touch weak because I was lifting at the time and fancied myself less of a Nancy than I am and the “fitter” I met got me hard just talking about decent angles. You know the drill, you know the outcome… $425 shipped PRICE DROPPED To $385 SOLD

 

6. SOLD Mackenzie Ballistic Greyish Brown with custom pocket for water bottle/rangefinder.  Gentlemen, I’m prone to bouts of excess, sure I keep it quiet, hidden and somewhat mythic, but, I might have…too much.  This bag is an example of a situation in which I might have stepped outside reasonable and touched down (briefly!) in the land of surplus.  Great bag, I even used it a time or two and I still can’t decide if it’s brown or grey or some amalgamate of the two.  I love carrying any and all sorts of these bags, and the dirty wh0rish truth of it all is, I’ll likely buy another in a moment of quixotic degenerate shiftiness.   $265 shipped PRICE DROPPED to $235 SOLD

 

7. Bettinardi BB-0 (BB Zero or whatever they’re calling them) 110CU (SOLID COPPER) 334g reshafted with True Temper steel and a red Gripmaster.  Love the putter, hate that I really only played it once and some jabroni ran my bag over with his cart, breaking the shaft and bending neck.  You’re likely wondering how I could even finish the round amidst such carnage.  That’s really super of you; a real compassionate mofo you are, and that’s one helluva trait, but you know what else is — the inalienable right to sling dong when you’ve been wronged and belly wedges with Maverick accuracy (did you see them slam those missiles into that freaking silo the size of a shoe box at like Mach 9? Come on) and that’s exactly what I did — to go dormie (2 shanks on 13).  Loft is 3.5, length 35”and the lie is 70*.  Sure the neck is a little imperfect, but she’s a maniac and you know a little crook in the neck isn’t all that bad…wink, wink! Sets up squarer than those stupid shoes Faldo shills and wedge-footed weeble-wobbles wear.  $900 shipped

 

8. SOLD Titleist Scotty Cameron Red X 35/330g with old red baby T grip. Haven’t played it years and the last time I did, I caught the flu in freaking July which is exceedingly pathetic.  Certainly used and I won’t pretend to tell you I kept the best care of it from move to move, but it was delightful on freshly mown Bermuda.  You’re probably a bent guy, and I get that, but truly nice Bermuda is second only to your first red head and we all remember that. New grip necessary but I know many of you Cameron flippers like waxing poetic about originality as if you’re in the vintage Rolex business so I’ll let you shine knobs on that perversion. SOLD  $150 shipped. SOLD

 

9. SOLD Odyssey Toulon Atlanta with Tour issue serial at 34” and a grip which will make your lady blush. Another predictable face-balanced excursion culminating in heckles, cash trade and putting fatigue.  Gentlemen, this one isn’t for me no matter how hard I try, so it’s time to let it prevail in the hands of a more suitable fella.  You’ll see it has some Tour issue identifiers which, back in the days of BIGHITTER would “bring all the boys to the yard” so to speak, but these days it’s fairly common, at least in the WRX circles.  I don’t know how much it weighs, but you can see the weight in the bottom and deduce from there because you’re in the know.  Includes a Toulon Garage headcover.  $255 shipped SOLD

 

10. SOLD Titleist Scotty Cameron TeI3 Newport 2 Longneck 35” with Lamkin Deepetch black.   Played one round and then I remembered why I stopped playing this model in the late 90s/early 2000s — zero success.  Now, you’re not to worry about that minor concern, my dear friend as this isn’t a performance buy for you.  Instead, you’re here to quench your thirsty lust for lifestyle — the carefree irreverence, beards, vests of all kinds, retro/vintage kicks, logos everywhere, front-tucked suggestive script shirts and the vapid quest for (and subsequent text thread explanation) the “perfect short/half set”.  You sir, were barely out of your dad’s shorts in ‘97 yet use Eldrick’s April dominance as a springboard to the “golden years” of the game which you revere so much yet lived through so little.  Your next quest is the understanding of golf course architecture and you’ll soon stiffen with the works of Perry Maxwell and giggle into your popped vest collar whenever Fazio is uttered in the same breath as, “good layout”.  Back to the putter, Jackson.  You’ll see it could use a refinish, but maybe you’ll even like patina outside the lume on your vintage dial and keep it unfettered, truthful to its age and a specimen of a life well lived.  Or, you’ll refinish, flip on here and never claim the profit to the IRS like these boards are so often used.  $375 shipped   SOLD

Sorry, fellas no trades but if my prices are out of line, let me know. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Edited February 7, 2023 by autisticlove
Price reductions and more stuff

[SBH9458]

Is it too early for post of the year?

[Birdie Retriever]

Meanwhile…I’m looking in the background of his “club closet” like…

 

[jas904]

Greatest author in WRX history. It’s been too long. 

[Dabomb]

Post of the Year, I'm not worthy...

[SSturm24]

Think I’m more interested in the background of the pictures. I spy some z745s 👀

[clemsonlineman]

What you gonna play with when you sell this stuff? 

[Prog8r]

Definition of a Club HO.  Nice collection.

[jdubya13]

Hilarious. Thank you, sir. 

[teehilden]

You’ll be back

[Sabumnim3]

No wife is into butt stuff😂

[NPSpar4]

Haha. Great post.  

[sadclevelandsports]

I recently found out my first and current wife is not into butt stuff

[sfehlman22]

So where do you live and when will you not be at home??!!!! 💰💰💰💰

 

what a collection and best post of the new year 

[WUGolfer3118]

Wife: You have enough golf clubs already. 
 

Me: I would like to present to the jury Exhibit A as to why I don’t have enough golf clubs. 
 

::Pulls up this post on the tv::

[caeye0710]

This needs to be a post on OnlyFans, not WRX. 

[T_Golf_23]

Next time my wife tells me I have too many clubs….. this picture is coming up…. 

[coreyhr]

3 hours ago, WUGolfer3118 said:

Wife: You have enough golf clubs already. 
 

Me: I would like to present to the jury Exhibit A as to why I don’t have enough golf clubs. 
 

::Pulls up this post on the tv::

Also currently planning my "it could be worse" speech when I walk in the door later. 

[autisticlove]

Appreciate all the kind words, folks.  Listing more this evening. Everything is OBRO. 

[bladehunter]

38 minutes ago, autisticlove said:

Appreciate all the kind words, folks.  Listing more this evening. Everything is OBRO. 

Love the screen name !  Loved the post even more!   
 

if I had that many choices before each round id probably be late to every tee time and or curl up in a ball and just refuse.  Good on you for fighting that fight ! 

[Skrimpdelite]

Descriptions are award worthy sir. Good luck with sales 

[newportbeach]

Genius - well done. After quitting on Thursday or Friday you should hit the local comedy club for a gig. 

[autisticlove]

More items posted!

[semarlor]

[autisticlove]

RED X SOLD

[newportbeach]

Be careful. If you quit today Thursday February 2 you will repeat quitting day after day after day for a long, long time. I’d recommend tomorrow. 

[iNeedMoreGolf]

My head almost xploded when i saw the clubs in backround lol thank you for not making me feel bad about my bit of clubs.

[AlohaPineapple]

lmfaoo this post has it all, a bighitter reference too

 

GLWS

[hwturner17]

 

[autisticlove]

T22 and TEi3 LN sold. Keep the offers coming. No trades though, I kinda have almost enough.