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Ok well i guess mine isn't that bad. Happened on 18th hole and group ahead of me was going pretty slow...so they were WAY down the fairway and i thought i had no chance of hitting them. We had a hurricane wind at back but still...so i went ahead and hit and actually dinked my ball off top of their cart on fly...they were about 350 yards away. They got out and were pissed but nothing happened, I felt terrible after I did it.

 

Ok guys thats mine lets hear it

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i got pissed at someone ofr taking my taylor made red ball that i was given by my head pro and they left their ball there. It was in my fairway and i just nailed a drive and i was like wtf and this guy wanted to fight me over it and i was like touch my see what happens. I am 16 and this guy was like 30 and he went and hit shot and shanked it out of bounds and i lost my ball. i was so mad

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hey chris, you were with me on the day i did mine!

 

Waiting to tee off on the 3rd hole, i takeoutmy lob wedge, and try to do a backwards flop shot like Phil, well ball goes sky high, and in front of me landing on the #2 green while the group playin on 2, was all on the green. Guys had a few choice words for me....cant blame them though. flet so stupid, i didnt even say a word nor look at them.

 

Plus side, my ball landed two feet from the hole!!

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In college was out playing and had a 90 yard shot left to the pin. I hit a terrible sand wedge and let the club fly, threw it up and it landed in a HUGE pine tree, about 30 feet up. Now, in college the cost of that wedge was major $$$$, so i proceeded to climb said tree to retrive said wedge. 15 mins. later , torn shirt, head/hair full of pine sap, and about 50 to 60 nasty cuts and scraps to my back, arms and legs, (looked liked I was in a fight with a bear) but I had my wedge. My hands were so full of pine sap I could barely hold a club after the adventure. Two groups had gone by during this time wondering what in the hell I was doing in that huge pine tree. :)

Driver PXG GEN4 0811x (9) / Mitsubishi Tensei CK Pro White
Fairway:  PXG GEN4 (13) / 14.0 

Hybrid:  PXG 0317 X  PXG GEN4 (19) / Mitsubishi MMT 80
Irons:  PXG PXG GEN4 0311 P (4 - Pw) / True Temper Elevate Tour 
Wedge:  PXG Sugar Daddy Forged (50/9, 54/10 and 58/9) / True Temper Elevate Tour 
Putter:  PXG Closer, 39.5" ArmLock
Ball:  Bridgestone B X
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another thing i dad was i got mad because i couldnt make a birdie putt one day in a high school match and i just threw my putter like atleast 50 feet in the air. My coach was so pissed at me but i didnt care. then after the round i kicked the crap out of the shaft and it was bent 10 different directions, but my punishment from ym dad was bending it back or playing with that putter and taking all of my other ones away so i fixed it and i still use it 3 years later.

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I opened this thread up and expected to hear stuff about guys falling backwards into lakes or topping drives that hit tee markers and ricotched into their groins. . .

 

Some of these stories are pretty sad, and I hope there's some serious embellishment involved . . . Some of you guys aren't far off from this guy:

http://www.golfwrx.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=30819&hl=

 

Golf's supposed to be a game for gentlemen, not the WWE . . . :)

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this is a bad post

 

Dumbest thing Ive ever done was eeehhhhmmmmm, Nutcheck somebody with my 9 Iron. This guy was getting on my nerves talking about how I hit the ball real far and im on steriods and all this other bs. So then he starts telling me how my dad shouldnt have showed me this game. Well that was the last straw, I was going to hit my approach about 120 yds away with a 9 iron and hes still heckling my at address I just went in a flat plane shifted and bam right in the jewels. Thats the last time Ive heard him talk about my dad.
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Alright bro but if your getting verbally Harrassed what would you expect?

 

Im going to be dead honest you dont go insulting my father and expect to get the birdie. I know alot of people on this forum would feel the same way if they heard the same atrocities I heard. Deal with it for 5 holes please enough is enough.

 

Do I think I couldve handled it better yea sure anyone can think that after an action like that, but am I going to allow myself to regret it? No Im not because I stood up for my family same way theyll stand up for me and not let things like that just buzz off.

Now will they take it to the extent I did? No thats obvious, but Im not about to regret it because that moron did that to 6 other golfers in the next 6 matches and guess what he got worse (He was "accidentally" hit by a ball that just happened to duck hook).

 

This kid would shoot over double par and have the NERVES to go on and speak this way. He is the apitimy of golf and he looks 10000x worse than me and the 6 others who had to deal with him because his coach would turn a blind ear. Oh on the note about the coach hes suspended next year for not repremending his player by the school themselves.

 

yeah, don't make fun of his dad. i've got thin skin. (btw-flo, tell your mom i won't be coming home for dinner).

 

let's see if i got this right. you're the guy who makes a point of cheating, takes divots on the practice green (while using range balls, mind you), and whose own game is built on trash talking. oh, and that whole "sub-par" round where you couldn't even count up to 18.

 

shoot, as for me . . . the dumbest thing i've ever done on a golf course: help to conceive my boy flomarilius. :)

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Ok guys well i acutally have a story involving golf a good natured prank and a near death experience. I was working at a golf range with a rather nice looking girl she was about a year younger than me 18 i believe. She was driving our picker cart and I had the bright idea to hit it at the petal cage (full swing with driver from about 25 feet away as she drove by. I have about 110 to 114 moh of club head speed and about 160 (conservative) mph of ball speed) the ball came back and hit me dead in the sternum and I went to the ground. She continued driving not even knwoing what happed as i lay on the ground with the wind knocked out of me and about a 2 inch circle welt complete with dimples and all. Best of all my best friend was stanfing over me in tears laughing. the moral of the story ricochets are dangerous. So is flirting with a girl when you are with another i guess. have a good night and be careful guys.

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Ok guys well i acutally have a story involving golf a good natured prank and a near death experience. I was working at a golf range with a rather nice looking girl she was about a year younger than me 18 i believe. She was driving our picker cart and I had the bright idea to hit it at the petal cage (full swing with driver from about 25 feet away as she drove by. I have about 110 to 114 moh of club head speed and about 160 (conservative) mph of ball speed) the ball came back and hit me dead in the sternum and I went to the ground. She continued driving not even knwoing what happed as i lay on the ground with the wind knocked out of me and about a 2 inch circle welt complete with dimples and all. Best of all my best friend was stanfing over me in tears laughing. the moral of the story ricochets are dangerous. So is flirting with a girl when you are with another i guess. have a good night and be careful guys.

 

oh man, you have to be my long lost twin! Here is a similar one........I was with my very new g/f and figured i would show my guns and take her to the range. She's standing behind me, and im stretching like im running a marathon, i address the ball, make a beautiful swing, top/shank the ball, hits the plastic divider between stations, only to richochet off the divider and hit me dead in the side of the head......i guess she really loves me because, 6 years later (and engagement ring) she's still here and we laugh about it to this day....

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