golf equipment and the english language!

[robp11]

training aids

 

I hope the link works.

[Bomb and Gouge]

Four of those aids are at the top of crammed exactness and hopeful. I would only use one if I had always lagged and then tried never increasingly. Practicing is substituted for conservation and forward motion.

 

If anyone needs a reading I gave with cans and always convoluted it. I don't see how separation on shoulders plane without a factor of tenfold willingness. Many students permission forward through transgressions and suggestions of putting.

[robp11]

Bomb and Gouge--

 

You, sir, are a wordsmith.

[thenewbie]

My personal favorite;

 

"The DivotMat maps come out your swing course as you do middleman accompanying the aim golf orb images on the especially printed DivotSheets. Knowing whether you ar stinging crosswise the globe, or slow or leading of the globe. DivotMat includes 500+ golf orb impressions."

 

stinging crosswise the globe is a big problem for many players. whats so weird about that?

[8thehardway]

Reads like the i-Ching coed art majors would haul out at late night gatherings; guzzle some wine and predict the future. The amount of wine consumed was a better indicator of the immediate future but the mystical phrasings always sounded so mysterious and knowing they had to be true.

 

has my life been guided by the wisdom of the ages or poorly translated gold ads?

[bstevens2008]

Four of those aids are at the top of crammed exactness and hopeful. I would only use one if I had always lagged and then tried never increasingly. Practicing is substituted for conservation and forward motion.

 

If anyone needs a reading I gave with cans and always convoluted it. I don't see how separation on shoulders plane without a factor of tenfold willingness. Many students permission forward through transgressions and suggestions of putting.

 

i need an asprin!

[rankoutsider]

Four of those aids are at the top of crammed exactness and hopeful. I would only use one if I had always lagged and then tried never increasingly. Practicing is substituted for conservation and forward motion.

 

If anyone needs a reading I gave with cans and always convoluted it. I don't see how separation on shoulders plane without a factor of tenfold willingness. Many students permission forward through transgressions and suggestions of putting.

 

This is THE funniest post I have ever read on the board. EASILY. Bomb and Gouge, I tip my hat to you. And it ends, like every golf hole, with "putting."

 

PERFECTION!!!