Marriage announcement: Mongo and Felicity Seven-Iron

[PenetratingWedgeStinger]

Only been on golfwrx a few weeks and I've already succumbed to temptation and got myself an extremely cheap and battered set of MP53s, mainly just to see what all the fuss is about and if they truly feel that nice (my god do they ever, I actually feel a physical buzz in my chest when I hit them sweetly). I'm still a noob (been playing for 9 months) and my only set of irons so far have been the Ping GMAX shovels. I knew they were chunky, but it wasn't until I received the MP53s in the post that I realised just how big they were - how about this for a tale of two 7 irons:

 

 

 

And the MP53s aren't even blades ffs! First thing I thought when I saw that was the famous pic of Shaq and his girlfriend:

 

 

 

Long story short, the Mizunos play almost exactly a club shorter than the shovels (to be expected given the loft differences and the shafts being a touch longer), and while I'm striking 7-PW really well, I'm not confident with 4-6 (only tried one shot with the 4 iron actually and it made my bones scream, won't be touching that stick again that's for sure), so I've decided to blend the set, which means I have two 7 irons in my bag now, the ones above whom I've named Mongo and Felicity :)

 

Anyway, on the topic of naming clubs, have any of you done the same? I know Crossfield has his Rinky and Lockey has his Lumpy, so surely you guys have pet names for some of your clubs...?

[jonsnow]

The names I have given my clubs cannot be repeated here.