This Place is Dead.

[stage1350]

Please have some Malt-o-meal Fruit Rings available for breakfast when I make it to Houston. I'm superlowend and too much of a jealous hater for Froot Loops.

 

Bottom line, if you aren't a fan of Toucan Sam, you're leaving yards on the table.

[TheVelvetCat]

I'm a big fan of Fruity Pebbles. Absolutely delicious. :rolleyes:

 

 

 

 

 

I should probably clarify, Fruity is a gay hooker that works on the corner of Broadway and Main. I have no clue about the cereal.

[Jayhawk]

I'm a big fan of Fruity Pebbles. Absolutely delicious. :crazy:

 

 

 

 

 

I should probably clarify, Fruity is a gay hooker that works on the corner of Broadway and Main. I have no clue about the cereal.

does he/she have visible abs? :rolleyes:

[Dante]

I'm a big fan of Fruity Pebbles. Absolutely delicious. :crazy:

 

 

 

 

 

I should probably clarify, Fruity is a gay hooker that works on the corner of Broadway and Main. I have no clue about the cereal.

does he/she have visible abs? :rolleyes:

 

 

At a little over 6' and 260, she had better have ripped abs.

 

For those with too little time on your hands I suggest 3 minutes abs, in conjunction with a healthy diet and liposuction you should see results in 1 week.

[Jayhawk]

I just went to the corner of Broadway and Main and Fruity wasn't there. Something about a competition round in Cally? WTF?

[Dante]

I just went to the corner of Broadway and Main and Fruity wasn't there. Something about a competition round in Cally? WTF?

 

 

Fruity is indeed out of town, all head issues are being handled by Cocoa Pebbles.

[stage1350]

Once you go Cocoa, you'll never go back! :rolleyes:

[adammull]

Has anyone heard from Toad? I am concerned.

[Dante]

Has anyone heard from Toad? I am concerned.

 

He told me he was going to be with you.

 

Ok, now I am worried.

[adammull]

Has anyone heard from Toad? I am concerned.

 

He told me he was going to be with you.

 

Ok, now I am worried.

 

Well I was under the impression that there was going to be some :rolleyes: time in California, but now I am worried. The guy from Dr. 90210 called and said stage 2 of the tummy tuck was going to be soon. I also got a call from someone who sounded drunk and who accused me of living in my mother's basement or something? Anyway, I have no idea what is going on.

[Jayhawk]

I've googled bending accidents, hanging docs on the wall tradgedies, and ferrule turning mishaps and so far have come up empty. What would Peter Falk do??

[Double Rods]

satin finish="tour issued"=$1500 (heads only)

 

 

Has anyone heard from Toad? I am concerned.

 

He told me he was going to be with you.

 

Ok, now I am worried.

 

Well I was under the impression that there was going to be some :rolleyes: time in California, but now I am worried. The guy from Dr. 90210 called and said stage 2 of the tummy tuck was going to be soon. I also got a call from someone who sounded drunk and who accused me of living in my mother's basement or something? Anyway, I have no idea what is going on.

 

Last night TheVelvetCat hit the schnapps a little too hard....we all know how horny obnoxious he can get after too much Hot Damn. One thing led to another and whattaya know we're trimming each other's mustaches and the phone must have dialed itself.

[samm980]

You guys kick a**.

[kgk]

Bump for new members.

[Double Rods]

Bump for new members since the GD article.

[samm980]

Bump for new members since the GD article.

 

 

Drew, I don't know if I have told you but I am really looking forward to everybody coming to Houston to participate in our "Outting." It should be a blast, I am still working on obtaining a liquior sponsor, if I can't get Crown or Jack (for Keith) I will contact the Mad Dog people.

[stage1350]

Can we get the Liberator as our official cushion sponsor?

[samm980]

Can we get the Liberator as our official cushion sponsor?

 

 

 

Maybe Marc can bring the collection from his Liberator room, I know he's not using them these days.

[Double Rods]

Bump for new members since the GD article.

 

 

Drew, I don't know if I have told you but I am really looking forward to everybody coming to Houston to participate in our "Outting." It should be a blast, I am still working on obtaining a liquior sponsor, if I can't get Crown or Jack (for Keith) I will contact the Mad Dog people.

 

You know I'm all about the Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm F'ed up now....

 

Sincerely,

 

Snoop D-O-Double G

[Jayhawk]

rollin down the street, smokin indo....laid back.

[samm980]

Bump for new members since the GD article.

 

 

Drew, I don't know if I have told you but I am really looking forward to everybody coming to Houston to participate in our "Outting." It should be a blast, I am still working on obtaining a liquior sponsor, if I can't get Crown or Jack (for Keith) I will contact the Mad Dog people.

 

You know I'm all about the Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm F'ed up now....

 

Sincerely,

 

Snoop D-O-Double G

 

 

I still can't figure out that Tony St. Clair guy, first I thought he was the guy from My Name Is Earl. Now I don't know who the hell is.

[Jayhawk]

Bump for new members since the GD article.

 

 

Drew, I don't know if I have told you but I am really looking forward to everybody coming to Houston to participate in our "Outting." It should be a blast, I am still working on obtaining a liquior sponsor, if I can't get Crown or Jack (for Keith) I will contact the Mad Dog people.

 

You know I'm all about the Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm F'ed up now....

 

Sincerely,

 

Snoop D-O-Double G

 

 

I still can't figure out that Tony St. Clair guy, first I thought he was the guy from My Name Is Earl. Now I don't know who the hell is.

 

Bottom line, Tony is to Tangueray what Billy Dee was to malt liquor.

[samm980]

Bump for new members since the GD article.

 

 

Drew, I don't know if I have told you but I am really looking forward to everybody coming to Houston to participate in our "Outting." It should be a blast, I am still working on obtaining a liquior sponsor, if I can't get Crown or Jack (for Keith) I will contact the Mad Dog people.

 

You know I'm all about the Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm F'ed up now....

 

Sincerely,

 

Snoop D-O-Double G

 

 

I still can't figure out that Tony St. Clair guy, first I thought he was the guy from My Name Is Earl. Now I don't know who the hell is.

 

Bottom line, Tony is to Tangueray what Billy Dee was to malt liquor.

 

 

 

Lando Callrisisan can sell some liquior. Is Tony a super pimp or is he gay? I have a bet with my girlfriend that I need confirmation for.

[Jayhawk]

Bump for new members since the GD article.

 

 

Drew, I don't know if I have told you but I am really looking forward to everybody coming to Houston to participate in our "Outting." It should be a blast, I am still working on obtaining a liquior sponsor, if I can't get Crown or Jack (for Keith) I will contact the Mad Dog people.

 

You know I'm all about the Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm F'ed up now....

 

Sincerely,

 

Snoop D-O-Double G

 

 

I still can't figure out that Tony St. Clair guy, first I thought he was the guy from My Name Is Earl. Now I don't know who the hell is.

 

Bottom line, Tony is to Tangueray what Billy Dee was to malt liquor.

 

 

 

Lando Callrisisan can sell some liquior. Is Tony a super pimp or is he gay? I have a bet with my girlfriend that I need confirmation for.

 

Can a guy be both? With a grill like he's got, maybe he's a CEO and clubmaker and the chicks are simply props. In other words, I doubt there's a Mrs. Sinclair.

[samm980]

Bump for new members since the GD article.

 

 

Drew, I don't know if I have told you but I am really looking forward to everybody coming to Houston to participate in our "Outting." It should be a blast, I am still working on obtaining a liquior sponsor, if I can't get Crown or Jack (for Keith) I will contact the Mad Dog people.

 

You know I'm all about the Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm F'ed up now....

 

Sincerely,

 

Snoop D-O-Double G

 

 

I still can't figure out that Tony St. Clair guy, first I thought he was the guy from My Name Is Earl. Now I don't know who the hell is.

 

Bottom line, Tony is to Tangueray what Billy Dee was to malt liquor.

 

 

 

Lando Callrisisan can sell some liquior. Is Tony a super pimp or is he gay? I have a bet with my girlfriend that I need confirmation for.

 

Can a guy be both? With a grill like he's got, maybe he's a CEO and clubmaker and the chicks are simply props. In other words, I doubt there's a Mrs. Sinclair.

 

 

Next one, my Dad is convinced that the Geico Cavemen are gay. REACT!!!!!!!!!!!

[Double Rods]

Bump for new members since the GD article.

 

 

Drew, I don't know if I have told you but I am really looking forward to everybody coming to Houston to participate in our "Outting." It should be a blast, I am still working on obtaining a liquior sponsor, if I can't get Crown or Jack (for Keith) I will contact the Mad Dog people.

 

You know I'm all about the Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm F'ed up now....

 

Sincerely,

 

Snoop D-O-Double G

 

 

I still can't figure out that Tony St. Clair guy, first I thought he was the guy from My Name Is Earl. Now I don't know who the hell is.

 

Bottom line, Tony is to Tangueray what Billy Dee was to malt liquor.

 

 

 

Lando Callrisisan can sell some liquior. Is Tony a super pimp or is he gay? I have a bet with my girlfriend that I need confirmation for.

 

Can a guy be both? With a grill like he's got, maybe he's a CEO and clubmaker and the chicks are simply props. In other words, I doubt there's a Mrs. Sinclair.

 

 

Next one, my Dad is convinced that the Geico Cavemen are gay. REACT!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I don't think that in such stages of evolution as the Cavemen there was enough time to mutate DNA so that they would desire another man's warmth and p****.

[samm980]

Bump for new members since the GD article.

 

 

Drew, I don't know if I have told you but I am really looking forward to everybody coming to Houston to participate in our "Outting." It should be a blast, I am still working on obtaining a liquior sponsor, if I can't get Crown or Jack (for Keith) I will contact the Mad Dog people.

 

You know I'm all about the Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm F'ed up now....

 

Sincerely,

 

Snoop D-O-Double G

 

 

I still can't figure out that Tony St. Clair guy, first I thought he was the guy from My Name Is Earl. Now I don't know who the hell is.

 

Bottom line, Tony is to Tangueray what Billy Dee was to malt liquor.

 

 

 

Lando Callrisisan can sell some liquior. Is Tony a super pimp or is he gay? I have a bet with my girlfriend that I need confirmation for.

 

Can a guy be both? With a grill like he's got, maybe he's a CEO and clubmaker and the chicks are simply props. In other words, I doubt there's a Mrs. Sinclair.

 

 

Next one, my Dad is convinced that the Geico Cavemen are gay. REACT!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I don't think that in such stages of evolution as the Cavemen there was enough time to mutate DNA so that they would desire another man's warmth and p****.

 

 

My Dad is old school so he saw that Pink Sports Jacket and called BS.

[calc61]

Are the cereal boxes "tour issued"?

[samm980]

Are the cereal boxes "tour issued"?

 

 

Good question! It all boils down to whether you are asking Jose Miraflor, Benoit Vincent, Richard Helmsetter, the guy who cut Ely Callaway's hair or a Lead Analyst. You must know your source! But know that either way if you fly the ball over 250 yards after eating Tour Issued Cereal that Shackelford and other clowns will jump your a** and say that all courses should be 8,000 yards.

[Dante]

Are the cereal boxes "tour issued"?

 

 

Guys, why do I have to keep wasting my time answering questions like this? Bottom line, we don't deal in retail. If you want retail cereal go to your local Piggly Wiggly. Point blank, we only deal with TOUR, please stop dragging me away from my important work with insulting questions and unsubstantiated rumors.