Golf Gag Gift Ideas Needed

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The Cornier the Better

My buddy started a tradition about 12 years ago. He started making up golf gag gifts for our annual golf trip. He was diagnosed with cancer last year and won't be making the trip. The gag gifts have been passed on to me. He's truly one of a kind. A few years back he made a pair of golf shoes out of femanine hygiene products.
"They don't have a dryness guarantee, but they will be the most absorbant." Here's what I have so far:

1)The new Force Putter
2)Redesigned Brush Tee
3)Biggest Banana Ball
4)For my teammate on one club length relief
5)Another buddy who had a little accident a few years back
6)Iron out your putting problems
(As you can see, the cornier the better!)

[Pr3cision]

Lol, they're are funny. I wonder how sturdy that potty bucket it, haha just kidding.

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In the words of Todd Rundgren "Something, Anything."

[One_Putt_Blunder]

If your buddies find as much humor in the hammer driver as the majority of golfwrx does you can attach a hammer head to a shaft so your buddies can really hammer one off the tee.

Also sorry to hear about your buddies diagnosis

[BNich0622]

Hope your buddy is on the road to recovery. Love the ideas so far!! Well done on your part. Sorry I can't think of anything at the moment, but I wish your buddy luck and hope you have a great trip!!

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Excellent idea on the Hammer. This will definately make the gag gift lineup. The diagnosis for my buddy is'nt too good. All we can do is hope and pray!

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If your buddies find as much humor in the hammer driver as the majority of golfwrx does you can attach a hammer head to a shaft so your buddies can really hammer one off the tee.

Also sorry to hear about your buddies diagnosis
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