Don't Hit the Ducks

[ScottBHbum]

Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven. Upon arrival they discover the most beautiful golf course they had ever seen. St. Peter tells them that they are all welcome to play the course as often as they like, but he cautions that there is only one rule: Don't hit the ducks.

The men all have blank expressions, and finally one of them asks, "The ducks?" "Yes" replies St. Peter, "There are thousands of ducks walking around the course, and if one gets hit, he quacks, then another quacks, and soon they are all quacking. It really ruins the tranquility. If you hit one of the ducks, you will be punished."

Upon starting their round of golf, the men noted that there were indeed large numbers of ducks everywhere. Within a few minutes, one of the guys hits a duck. The duck quacks, the one next to it quacked, and soon there was a deafening roar of duck quacks.

St. Peter walked up with an extremely ugly woman in tow and asks, "Who hit the duck?" The guy who had done it admitted, "I did". St. Peter immediately pulled out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed the man's right hand to the ugly woman's left hand. "I told you not to hit the ducks," he said. "Now you'll be handcuffed together for eternity".

The other two men were very cautious not to hit any ducks, but a couple of weeks later, one of them did. The quacks were as deafening as before, and within minutes St. Peter walked up with an even uglier woman. He cuffed the man's right hand to the ugy woman's left hand and said, "I told you not to hit the ducks. Now you'll be handcuffed together for eternity."

This worried the third man who then was extremely careful not to hit the ducks. Some days he wouldn't even play for fear of even hitting close to a duck. A few months passed and he still hadn't hit a duck. St. Peter walked up to the man with a knock-out gorgeous woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. St. Peter smiled at the man and, without a word, handcuffed him to that gorgeous woman, and walked off.

The man, knowing that he would be handcuffed to this woman for eternity, let out a contented sigh and said aloud, "I wonder what I did to deserve this?"

The woman responds, "I don't know about you, but I hit a duck."