How to tell if your playing at a private course...

[Superlad]

Ahhhhh yes, definitely no shoe changing in the parking lot!!!! Good one!

[WHenry]

I always change my shoes in the parking lot!

When they know you by name and you can finish in 3:30 hours and it was considered an average pace :P

[raidernut1234]

When you walk into the clubhouse to check in and asst. pro behind the counter says "How you hittin' em LB?" to the member I'm with. YES this actually happened to me. He was called "LB" by everyone in the locker room too, he later became my brother-in-law. I joined the OTHER club where you can STILL where blue jeans in the winter, thank you!! (and Red Solo cups are the NORM on League night!)

When you are playing as an un-accompanied guest, and the caddies have you hide in the bushes so the 80 years old member can't see you while he plays through. Cypress Point. Standing rule... the caddies know the members this applies too.

When you play the member/guest at D.H. in Scottsdale, at a cost of over $ 1,500 a team. You see a guy in the pro shop who was wearing a $ 6,000 suit at the banquet the night before, his wife had on a couture dress, and he's in the proshop arguing the payout of a $ 10 wager that should have paid him 45 instead of $ 40 dollars.

[LagunaLove]

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When you play the member/guest at D.H. in Scottsdale, at a cost of over $ 1,500 a team. You see a guy in the pro shop who was wearing a $ 6,000 suit at the banquet the night before, his wife had on a couture dress, and he's in the proshop arguing the payout of a $ 10 wager that should have paid him 45 instead of $ 40 dollars.
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Haha, I could absolutely see this happening.

[GooseHook]

....if people say "you're" instead of "your."