You know you are addicted to golf when......

[Smash Factors]

When you can name every pro that has won The Masters, how many times he has won and what years he won.

[Kadin 25]

[quote name='MA golfer23' timestamp='1365095615' post='6760605']
When I'm typing this from the middle of class.... The class that I teach.
[/quote]Atta Boy! "No kid left behind"

[thegrayman]

When it's your "friday" and your 12 hour graveyard shift ends at 6 AM and you are perfectly happy with that because you'll be able to tee off by 7:15, even though you force yourself to walk and carry and it'll be 90 degrees before you make the turn.

[EJ Mac]

When you come out of a 3 year hiatus from the game, card a 121, (which happens to be your worst score ever) and seemingly can't wait to get back on the course.

[Hot Rod 71]

You take on a part-time job at a golf course so you can play for free.

[plus8]

When you have twelve dozen balls in the closet and you're excited about LGB's latest bucket sale.
When you get up before dawn, breakfast, or coffee, just to replay the Watson DVD lesson on chipping.
When you stop in the middle of a mall and practice a little 'wrist waggle' move - just to see how it feels.

[Sean2]

[quote name='ckwL' timestamp='1367220793' post='6935747']
When you go in your garage in the winter just to look at your golf clubs.
[/quote]

You keep your clubs in the garage?

[Kadin 25]

[quote name='Sean2' timestamp='1367379541' post='6948655']
[quote name='ckwL' timestamp='1367220793' post='6935747']
When you go in your garage in the winter just to look at your golf clubs.
[/quote]

You keep your clubs in the garage?
[/quote]+1 I thought the same thing lol.

[TJCDAS]

[b] You know you are addicted to golf when......[/b]

[Jericho]

While putting on the groomsman tux, you and the groom both take a couple practice swing just to make sure the tux will work...you know...in case a round somehow happens.

You and your golfing partners always load the clubs and plan to hit the range or 9 on friday "just in case you get out of the office early"

You brought an old shaft into your office to work out your setup a few times per day

You've gone through the obsessed with Ben Hogan phase

You've had multiple "break throughs" on the range. They never last more than a few weeks

[SoCal Golf]

[quote name='junior_golfer' timestamp='1213127346' post='1110835']
you've been diagnosed with pnemonia and you still find a WAY TO PLAY while on your break from the hospital (I did).
[/quote]

LoL! I was puking all night about 2 weeks ago and didn't sleep at all...i still went and played that next morning. Worst idea I've had.

[DavePelz4]

When you drive 6 hours from Chicago to Central Michigan to play in a 3 day, 90 hole event with your broken right foot in a cast from toes to knee and a golf sandal duct taped to the bottom of your cast so you wouldn't fall on your arse after every shot.

[Mountaineer]

When you have finals to study for, but you browse these forums anyways.

When you have finals to study for, but you're planning a summer golf league for you and your buddies.

When you have finals to study for, but you're typing out how you know you're addicted to golf.

[CassinoNorth]

Got a farmer's tan AND a golf glove tan on the course yesterday!

[Love in UT]

- When you read this thread and actually understand everything that's said...
- when you read this thread and after each post you think of the last time you did what was said.
- when you read this thread 5 years after it was started and wish you had joined this site 5 years earlier just so you could've been in on the conversation when it started
- (to the long time members of wrx) when you posted on this thread during the first year and 5 years later are continuing to add posts to it of the newest symptom of your golf addiction.
- as you're reading this you continuously say damn!!!! That was a good one. Upset that someone else was the one to post it and not you.
- when you get 6 pages into reading this thread before you even notice this thread was started 5 years ago.
- when you respond to a 5 year old thread to put in your 2 cents because you know the ones who started the thread will read your comments, because you know that you would if you started it and suffer from the same addiction
- when your wife is surprised when she finds out your texting someone because she assumed you were posting something on a golf forum
- when you know how to play the game "poison" and even better, when your playing partner you've never played with throws a ball down on the tee box while your waiting and hits it across the tee box you immediately follow suit and you both start playing poison without saying a word about it.

And last but not least, when you are disappointed at the end of your post that you don't have any other reasons to post... And then pause for a moment just to be sure nothing else comes to mind.

[cvvorst]

When you determine if weather is nice or not based on how it would affect your golf game.

[schaefer.shaughnessy]

When you're thinking of your swing more than the Spanish and business law finals you have tomorrow
When you've planned 3 tee times with your buddies from home for the weekend you get home from school already
When you're more excited to get to back to working with your pro than the A you got on your final

What can I say, I love the game

[marctitleistfanboy]

When you can hardly stand up straight while suffering from vertigo, but still go and chip in the backyard..

[bbhockey19]

When you clean your clubs even though they don't need to be clean.

[gatoreric]

When you are post #740

[blade_man]

When you move to the golf course! And yes I did..........sad but true.

[Hrocks]

When you caddy for your kid in a tournament in the relentless pouring rain and wind for a 5 hour round. (praying to hear thunder which never came )

[greasepin]

When it is actually "too windy" to play golf, you go to watch The Players and there is a rain delay. So you go out to clean your clubs and polish the crowns of your FW and Driver. When play resumes, you come on WRX and find this...

[greasepin]

[quote name='Chef Otto' timestamp='1367204840' post='6935137']
When you own at the same time a i20 - G25 - Anser driver.
[/quote]
I was gonna say something similar. When you have 2 clubs and an extra driver head just sitting in your closet. You should sell them, but wonder.... What if I will need this later?

[awil]

The amount of good times I have up with friends ( girls) this summer for an extra range session or an early tee time .
My sisters friend mom came to pick my sisters friend up and she noted that she hasn't ever seen me at my house without a golf club in my hand

Of your not at the course after 4 you don't know what to do with yourself
I've figured it out long showers and naps

[Joe9977]

[quote name='DRGJR72' timestamp='1213146540' post='1111378']
you reply to this thread....
[/quote]

Hahahaha!!!!!!!

[Joe9977]

When you are depriving yourself of sleep watching reruns of today's golf tourney (that you already watched earlier), and here replying to a post from 7 years ago.

[MaybeImLeftHanded]

When you're at Walmart and still check out their golf section.

[MaybeImLeftHanded]

When your golf clothes are worth more than your work clothes.

[CHE KJARRVERA]

When you have to park outside the garage.