Mark Burke Update

[scratchswinger]

Loved the show and these were just a few of my favorite scenes, not really sure why you have to get all up in arms about it.

[scratchswinger]

A man and his dreams

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A man and his dreams.

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[break 80]

FIRST OF ALL THE PHOTO IS NOT FROM THE SHOW. 2nd I will notify the photographer James Cheadle. If you are honest and not another hater than why put up my shrinks interview that really wasnt my shrink.
My mother died in my arms.....you think that is entertaining.....than we must meet. Any of you golf fanatics that have never played in a pro event...tour school et.al. Please feel free to contact me and here is my email direct email [email protected] lets stop talking and get this game started. Hey I am a horrible player according to your threads ....so lets do this. Please dont abuse my email and defame......if you feel you can compete than lets have a match. I will not fly for less than 5k. Thanks. Break 80

[scratchswinger]

Anyone know where I can get one of these?

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[break 80]

Do you think I actually play top flights. You are are rediculing me. Do you think that was my idea to sign golf balls???? you f*****. You want a game with me coach....or you to busy being Jerry Sandusky.........

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I will tell you were your can get a golf match......right here. But your too busy coaching locker room! Fag no quitstion

[MtlJeff]

how.did.i.miss.this.thread

[MattTheTaff]

I still have no idea what's going on

[break 80]

Listen Matt. This jack off jocksniferswinger who coaches kids has the ability to poke fun and humor regarding me. He actually believes that I am responcible for signed autograph balls that are by Top Flight. Check with Adam Cohan Jeff Margolis Peter Friedman who produced Pipe Dream. I will provide all there contact numbers or the "un official" websight of Mark Burk......they own that and thats were the balls evidently were selling. You guys think you know the deal and you dont....maybe Big Jack Tambolo does.....I believe he does......but ndow this "jack n the box" starts baging on me with my shrink WHO I NEVER MET. Before I get sued for non disclosure agreement......give me the benefit of reason. This immature vigilanti that copy n paste to ridicule is the same guy paying for advertiser on Golf Channel.......you all are! Think what you want but my offer stands 5k anyone wants a game with a guy that acording to this thread is a horrible player and horrible person. Let me know

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I see you guys jackiing each other with shaft flex and whos who ect ect. I guess without you "golfers" golf would be even in worse shape. Im amazed this cracker.....I think has been a part of this site since 2007. That is amazing. A weekend golfer so enthused so involved so excited. What happy pills is scratchitchswing link actually taken........he needs to share that, not what the latest low torque mid kick shaft is in protype at NASA.

I have nothing against Gays......but this guy is Gayish....or "stylish"!

[break 80]

Yea from me.......in person.

IN RESPONCE TO "SWINGER" TOP FLIGHT FETTISH

[break 80]

Hey swing scratch how can you use that name........thats like "Cable Guy"
It seems your also a scatch golfer.....impressive! Than you should have no problem with a match.....hey if you win that a good thing....couple mortage payments or the latest proptype "never been seen before" mid kicl low torque spinmiled grafite streight from NASA. I see your history and your giving back to the game or should I say paying into the game. I guess I sbould thank you for sponsoring the show. Without retail shoppers there is no Golf Channel.

As far as Top Flights Hank Kuene played them.....he won US Amature. But that was most likley while you were wrestling in high school about 10 years ago. Also never my idea to sign them, I just went along with Golf Channel producers......ya see dickweed its not how things appear, only through the vision of a moron. No disrespect. Also ck with Big Jack.Tambolo I gave him some "old school" TGM applications.......whether you float load.....drag load.or snap load......make sure you never release the "shake" you my friend only need to remain stressing the shaft P3 @ and monitor the shaft......thats it

[break 80]

All you kids getingt ready for school......coach you really suck seriously you been at this site since 2007.......;WHY? Is there hot babes!

Take a break. New sheriff in town.....Pipe Dream * Doc Holiday

Best always,

Pipe 2013

[chickenpotpie]

Wow, so this is in the Cooler section now....interesting

[Auditor_Kevin]

If 'break 80' really is Mark Burke, he needs to get himself a Twitter account ASAP.

Bonus: he posts like this on his twitter account and he'll get enough followers to monetize the account with occasional advertisements.

[tembolo1284]

And I still love crack.

[peanutandjelly]

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As far as "Big Jack Tamolo1284" your not following your mentors advise.......more is not better. I PERSCRIBED a simple 500 strokes but that might be less.....but less is more. Practice makes permenent....not perfect. You also failed to produce the release aka "shake" that is the magic. Weather your using an on plane delivery with a semi stiff shaft you still need to release the "load" through centrifical fource. IF you still have a hard time with an "on pane" stroke with shaft lean....then give HAWKEYE 77 or Nate Gator. Maybe you guys can team each other and stroke together as a collective group......its always more fun to work with body buddies so you can enjoy all the compression and exposion from an imPact thrust regardless of your aiming point. As a coach I will let you play by feel.....just make sure you cuddle the balls.....not nessessary yours.......but Hawkeye would work as who is exsperienced in ball compression and grip pressure......keep me posted. But remember the Shake is the complete stroke. Last point....might want V1 and send it out to Golf Channel. This lesson no charge.
[/quote]you're.....whether, not weather like rain, on plane, not pane, ....our education system is broken when you can graduate and not know how to spell cat.

[tembolo1284]

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A man and his dreams

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I love that the dude was homeless and had an R11...brand new vokeys too. Man i'm jealous.

[tembolo1284]

Anyone send him an email?

[NoMoSTi]

I don't care what you shoot Mark, you're still a whole sheds worth of tools. I feel bad for you if your situation is as bad as you claim but one is not born into your situation. You had some accoutablity, even is you don't want to except it. Good luck and God bless

[tsmithers]

Epic thread

[kwooten31]

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Why you ask? google utube Brian Locke US Open this young man I taught. He stripes it better than most. He led the tournement last week but fell off PRGA Brian Locke. As far as me.....Im washed up Walmart in reach. No joke!
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Keep the dream alive, wish you well if in fact this is the real Mark...

[kwooten31]

Keep it up break 80, dont listen to the haters as I know you dont. I know you have game, keep pressing and never give up....

[vjswing]

Has anyone tried to send an actual e-mail to the address above?

[greens hit]

WTF could I have been doing in June of this year to miss this thread? What a gem!

[tembolo1284]

So how's Mark doing nowadays? Any updates?

[tembolo1284]

Is Burk still alive? Anyone?

[golf2day]

3 year old bump for the best thread in the history of the interwebz.

 

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