Mark Burke Update

[chickenpotpie]

My head hurts...trying to figure out if break80 is really MB, or high and pretending to be MB, or high and really MB.

[tembolo1284]

I knew you were a born teacher!

[tembolo1284]

So just by jerking myself a shake I can get on tour?

[break 80]

No, not that simple.

Repetition like Hogan 500 strokes a day. Not sure how many shakes that = but get at it.....maybe a month your ready!!

Tour Golf**

[tembolo1284]

[quote name='break 80' timestamp='1372455514' post='7344066']
No, not that simple.

Repetition like Hogan 500 strokes a day. Not sure how many shakes that = but get at it.....maybe a month your ready!!

Tour Golf**
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Ok then i'm very disappointed because i'm easily 10,000+ strokes a day.

Help me Mark!

[peanutandjelly]

[quote name='break 80' timestamp='1372425746' post='7340874']
Last point peanut n jelly. This goes way past a spelling teacher.....your on the wrong thread......might want to ck with the mayor...."Big Jack Tambolo1284 " before entering the spin zone.
[/quote]try YOU'RE....

[break 80]

As far as "Big Jack Tamolo1284" your not following your mentors advise.......more is not better. I PERSCRIBED a simple 500 strokes but that might be less.....but less is more. Practice makes permenent....not perfect. You also failed to produce the release aka "shake" that is the magic. Weather your using an on plane delivery with a semi stiff shaft you still need to release the "load" through centrifical fource. IF you still have a hard time with an "on pane" stroke with shaft lean....then give HAWKEYE 77 or Nate Gator. Maybe you guys can team each other and stroke together as a collective group......its always more fun to work with body buddies so you can enjoy all the compression and exposion from an imPact thrust regardless of your aiming point. As a coach I will let you play by feel.....just make sure you cuddle the balls.....not nessessary yours.......but Hawkeye would work as who is exsperienced in ball compression and grip pressure......keep me posted. But remember the Shake is the complete stroke. Last point....might want V1 and send it out to Golf Channel. This lesson no charge.

[break 80]

Peanut n jelly... No need to post. This is not for the normal. These guys want to spare. Save your dignity.

[CCUgolfer23]

What the hell is going on!?!?!? I got a headache and I'm hella confused Is break 80 really Mark Burke? Who is Mark Burk with no E? Who's big Jack? Why's everyone hating? So many questions with very little Anders.

[TexMex36]

[quote name='CCUgolfer23' timestamp='1372483070' post='7346724']
What the hell is going on!?!?!? I got a headache and I'm hella confused Is break 80 really Mark Burke? Who is Mark Burk with no E? Who's big Jack? Why's everyone hating? So many questions with very little Anders.
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+1. This is very confusing/strange.

[chickenpotpie]

Here's what I think we know:

Big Jack = tembolo

Hawk eye = someone that Mark Burk has a personal vendetta against, seemingly because he made some personal attacks against MB at some point in time

Break80 = some guy who works at WalMart. Could possibly be MB, or schizo, maybe both, yet to be determined

[break 80]

Yea your right Celtic Fan but Big Jack Tambolo 1284 wants to turn pro but is a complete beginer at the game....so it seems. He also has some obsession with supermodels and Duce Bigilo. He's seems organic and legit, but turns to drugs when threads don't go his way. Or becomes a spelling coach. Either way I am just trying to help Big Jack figure himself out. That is what a coach must do. I tell him 500 stokes, he comes back with 10,000+ thats a student that doesn't listen. But on top of that he doesn't spill the load just stores the lag and stresses the shaft but never releases the energy down the line. I suggested he get support from fellows like Hawkeye77 and Nate Gator to help him release the lag. You can lag all day, but you must dump the load in line with your aiming point. I wish him success and his body buddies the same.

[break 80]

last lesson tip for Tamolo1284.....keep pressure point 3 or P3 TGM)up agaist the shaft & monitor that shaft.....you will find bliss. Don't give up.

If necessary you can video your experience and send to Mike Breed or Martin Hall GC. But you might first try Vivid Entertainment or Anabolic in Chatsworth Calif. They buy organic footage.

[break 80]

Chicken Pot Pie aka CPP.


Be carful using abbreviations as hall monitor Peanut n Jelly are on it also Kamar-T is the back up principal. The facts are not
"at issue" on this thread but sentence forming & spelling have taken over. Also when all else fails the thread masters turn to drug use, they focus on crack cocaine. Why! I replied just make birdies n pars why due drugs. I hope Big Jack can work on his "new move" p3 without substance abuse, it might feel better at first but wont last. He will have to head back to Mobile Station by days end. The feeling wont last.

Hawkeye is one word or a name as writtten. not Hawk eye seems trival but tough crowd here!!

[tembolo1284]

[quote name='chickenpotpie' timestamp='1372510419' post='7348086']
Here's what I think we know:

Big Jack = tembolo

Hawk eye = someone that Mark Burk has a personal vendetta against, seemingly because he made some personal attacks against MB at some point in time

Break80 = some guy who works at WalMart. Could possibly be MB, or schizo, maybe both, yet to be determined
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Am I big Jack. Why am I big jack?

he has spelled my name tambolo tamolo...almost everything BUT tembolo.

It happens.

But break 80 is still a sexy man.

[CCUgolfer23]

Another question to add is who his doing crack?!?

[tembolo1284]

[quote name='break 80' timestamp='1372514524' post='7348602']
last lesson tip for Tamolo1284.....keep pressure point 3 or P3 TGM)up agaist the shaft & monitor that shaft.....you will find bliss. Don't give up.

If necessary you can video your experience and send to Mike Breed or Martin Hall GC. But you might first try Vivid Entertainment or Anabolic in Chatsworth Calif. They buy organic footage.
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Sir it seems like you are a fan of the porno. Will we be seeing you there in the near future?

[KaBoom21]

[i]Burking Bad.[/i]



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[break 80]

So just by jerking myself a shake I can get on tour?

drafted by "Big Jack Tambolo".......I just gave you some drills and concepts. You asked the quistion. I suggeted since your at ten thousand + a day you might to get this material in the right film department. Your action swing/stroke is way over my threshold!

Tambolo responds;

Ok then i'm very disappointed because i'm easily 10,000+ strokes a day.

Your call Big Jack. Im just a coach. Keepin it real my brother!

[break 80]

As far as "crack" it seems 80% of the threads other than Break 80 are either high.....want to get high.......or looking to purchase.

Disturbing to Break 80. I say "just say no" any help from no.22 could help.....feel free.

I have tried to intervene with no luck. These kids, youth is waisted on the young!! I prey

[tembolo1284]

sir...you are a living homonym generator.

[tembolo1284]

Sir we aren't arguing! I'm simply asking for advice from a great man!

Where is Hawkeye? Did you scare him away?

[CCUgolfer23]

I'm upset I don't have a nickname. Big Jack and now CPP! Come break hook me up!

[tembolo1284]

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I'm upset I don't have a nickname. Big Jack and now CPP! Come break hook me up!
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Take a hit of this and then you'll join the club. He's bound to give you a nickname. Love him or hate him. He's a cool dude.

[tembolo1284]

Who is CPP?

[break 80]

Chicken Pot Pie aka CPP. As far as No.22 Thats all I got! Your the mayor give him his respect. As far as Hawkeye he's not scared of much. Stalker or worse. Must be careful Obama listening. How can you guys hate so much....and blog about it forever. It is amazing. Obviously nobody on these threads is super successful....its incidious behavior.....not saying it not fun. But so is a carnaval. Just my opinion:) I guess it beats porn addiction for some. Its the shake p3 Big Jack.....Lesson 1 haha

[break 80]

By the way and make no mistake.....if I was using drugs...I am not. This thread would be the absolute last place I would be high. Maybe a strip club. But not here. This is like a jail sentence. So yes this week I punished myself some but had some laughs. Not all bad.....I get all your sarcasim and digs. Your out to destroy me my name image and likeness.....you have that right. I am on your thread.Thats like Obama speaking at a Tea Party. Or Jodie Ayries appointed as the judge. I get it slick......I really do.

[scratchswinger]

This scene on the shrinks couch had to be one of my favorites.

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[scratchswinger]

The qualifier was also entertaining.

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[scratchswinger]

Young, free and in love

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