You know you're a club ho when

[AcesAZ]

you don't know how many putters you own.

[AcesAZ]

The UPS guy makes a delivery and says in a surprised voice "No clubs today?"

[orvisorvis]

You really don't know how many drivers you have until you count them but you can name each one and the shaft that's in them. :blink:

[Constantin]

you feel like your game does not improve because you have been hitting the same boring sticks for too long.

[GolfRoshi]

.. you start to stare at your new driver-head with the same transfixed dreamy glare in your eyes you had when undressing your first girlfriend the fist time..

[drkhorse117]

when you kick your heroin addiction becuase its getting in the way...

[gjones77]

When the factory in China that produces the club heads calls you personally and asks if you could ease up on your buying habits since they can't keep up with production.

[gjones77]

When the UN considers you a reason for the increase in child labor in third worlds countries trying to satisfy you desire for clubs.

[AcesAZ]

The UPS store sends you a Christmas card (just ask Choeppner).

[gjones77]

Scotty Cameron sends you a thank you note for putting his kids through college.... twice...

 

(sorry guys, I have way too much time to think)

[DaveyH]

when you have a ''clubs'' room in your house.

[gjones77]

when you have a ''clubs'' room in your house.

 

 

Hey hey now, no picking on JHR, he's a great guy and just has an addiction, he needs help and understanding is all :blink:

[bloodredsun]

When you lie to your wife about your collection.

 

'Oh that club... no it's not new, I've had it a while. You've probably just not noticed it amongst all the others'

 

<cringes and waits for the lightening bolt!>

[sheppy335]

You a ho when

 

You sell a club before you even open it up.

 

When Ebay calls you to see if your alright cause you havent bought anything in a week.

 

You get a new driver because the grip wears out on the old one.

 

Fed Ex calls and buy golf club boxes off you cause there out.

 

The UPS,FEDEX and mailman all know you when they see you in public and point and you and tell there wife or freinds there is the guy i told you about that gets all the golf stuff.

[cleveskeets]

When you show up for a round of golf with your buddies and they all ask, " so what have you got now..."

[bengtson14]

the ups guy delivers 5 clubs in one week

[InspiredGolf]

I got 5 boxes in the mail on Monday :drinks:

[Seve424]

In the span of 2 days you win a Cameron in a tournament, trade that for a Bettinardi, trade the Bettinardi for a set of Macgregor irons, trade the Macgregors in for $400 credit, get a set of used irons and a putter with the $400, and then a week later trade them.

[gjones77]

In the span of 2 days you win a Cameron in a tournament, trade that for a Bettinardi, trade the Bettinardi for a set of Macgregor irons, trade the Macgregors in for $400 credit, get a set of used irons and a putter with the $400, and then a week later trade them.

 

Wow, that is bad :drinks:

[hawk14shaw]

When your nickname is "demo-man"

[Andariego]

1. when all deliveries are to the office

 

2. when SHE catches you again....."the driver is for an oldtimer at the club who doesnt know to use Ebay"

only works once a year max

 

3. when you have an Ebay gold star next your screen name after one week

[jdub123]

When you discover new clubs in your new clubs pile.

[Spumoni]

2 feet of snow on the ground during the winter & you're upgrading the bag like it's the middle of the season .... :drinks:

[tbarr15]

When you check golfwrx.com every hour on the hour for new postings

[Omen]

there's only one club ho... all the rest of us are wannabes.... how do you know if you are the club ho..

 

look above your avatar... if it says "JHR" you're the ho...if it says anything else, you're a wannabe....

 

 

damn... above my avatar it says something stupid like "Omen".... oh well

 

 

...and lets be honest with ourselves.. all of us wannabes only respond and participate in all the other threads as a reason to come back and look at JHR's "room"

[Laz]

when you actually complain that the manufacturers paintfill doesn't come off easily.

[daughterscameron]

oh my god, u guys r so funny i kant tipe. :ok: ;)

 

 

anyways. how 'bout, you're staring out the window saying:

what can brown do for you, what can brown do for you. and

obviously, hope he's showing up today. :drinks:

[The Boom Bapp]

1. Golf Company slaps you with a lawsuit for harassment and orders and Cease and Dessist order against you!!

 

2. The IRS launches inquires into your spending habits and invetigates you source of income and places your family in the "Families Abandoned by Golf Addicts Witness Protection Program".

 

3. Your wife hires a contract hitman to Take you out so you don't spend "Her Half"!!

[iCollector]

... when you find an excuse to leave work early because you checked, and the UPS package is "out for delivery"....

[cfreeman8]

you know youre a club ho when you spend more on clubs per month than the rent for your house