MD/VA/DC Golfers - Ten Seconds or Less

[JJCOOP7]

I count 8 rounds with City last yr. 5 hobbits, 2 waverly and one worthington

 

UMD bro. You, me, City, and Kentnam.

 

Boom! 9

[endlesswinterco]

Well I watched 6 hours of golf today, and plan on watching 10 hours tomorrow, after the feeling of getting kicked in the balls! They feel/look like that dog from Van Wilder. Happy Mother's Day to my wife, your present, no more kids! Anyone else get this done? Doc says I'll be fine by next weekend.

pics or it didn't happen.

 

Lol. And the worst part, this 45 year old woman had to shave me, totally forgot! Epic

[FAbb]

Count your city rounds to your heart's desire, fellas. You'll never be able to disappoint him like me.

 

Endless - Yes. About a week of feeling like I just got kicked in the nuts, and that fading away over the course of about one more week.

[gsrjc]

Anyone else signed up for this with Monte?

 

http://www.golfwrx.com/forums/topic/1472608-golf-schools-sioux-falls-denver-and-chicago-coming-up-kansas-city-boston-and-new-jersey-next-baltimore-seattle-london-columbus-syracuse-melbourne-rdu/page__pid__15503664__st__60#entry15503664

 

 

[TheCityGame]

Tales from the road...

 

Wife: God, what's that car.. It's SOOOOO ugly.

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Maybach.

[endlesswinterco]

Tales from the road...

 

Wife: God, what's that car.. It's SOOOOO ugly.

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Maybach.

 

Well I have to go agree with her to a point. It's huge, over priced and just whatever looking. Rather spend that money on 100s of different cars. Not a Benz fan, so that's prob why I don't like it

[JJCOOP7]

Count your city rounds to your heart's desire, fellas. You'll never be able to disappoint him like me.

 

Endless - Yes. About a week of feeling like I just got kicked in the nuts, and that fading away over the course of about one more week.

 

Had mine done two Mondays ago. Played yesterday. Mowed Lawn 8 days after.

 

Noticed there's a whole lot of nothing on tv tues-wed during the day

[SullGolf]

Anyone else signed up for this with Monte?

 

http://www.golfwrx.com/forums/topic/1472608-golf-schools-sioux-falls-denver-and-chicago-coming-up-kansas-city-boston-and-new-jersey-next-baltimore-seattle-london-columbus-syracuse-melbourne-rdu/page__pid__15503664__st__60#entry15503664

 

I went last year so probably not. I thought it was worthwhile though. I just wouldn't want to do the full clinc a second time since I already saw most of it. I may try to squeeze a lesson while hes in town though.

[SullGolf]

What is it about golf that encourages the Big V? I know more about more of your tubes than I really need to. Is it more common with golfers or is it just that we are over sharers? Probably the latter. Gives me extra ammo when I need to do it, so much appreciated.

 

Funnyish sharing story. One of the women on my team told me she was engaged and asked me not to tell anyone else yet. I told her that I didnt even tell most co-workers when I got engaged, so no problem. Your secret is safe with me.

[endlesswinterco]

What is it about golf that encourages the Big V? I know more about more of your tubes than I really need to. Is it more common with golfers or is it just that we are over sharers? Probably the latter. Gives me extra ammo when I need to do it, so much appreciated.

 

Funnyish sharing story. One of the women on my team told me she was engaged and asked me not to tell anyone else yet. I told her that I didnt even tell most co-workers when I got engaged, so no problem. Your secret is safe with me.

 

Sully, we have shared some really special moments, including some Mexican food golf course fun! All part of being internet super friends! Haha

[gsrjc]

Anyone else signed up for this with Monte?

 

http://www.golfwrx.com/forums/topic/1472608-golf-schools-sioux-falls-denver-and-chicago-coming-up-kansas-city-boston-and-new-jersey-next-baltimore-seattle-london-columbus-syracuse-melbourne-rdu/page__pid__15503664__st__60#entry15503664

 

I went last year so probably not. I thought it was worthwhile though. I just wouldn't want to do the full clinc a second time since I already saw most of it. I may try to squeeze a lesson while hes in town though.

 

Oh ok. I've signed up for it.

[dagoose383]

Endless- it'll fade just don't let the kids run and jump on you to wake you up. Jock strap was a lifesaver for the first week or two.

 

Been in The city of angels all week and now at the airport drinking beer and waiting to take the red eye back. After driving the 405 I am now missing 495. I think I say that every time I am out here. Traffic is like a mini car show though. Saw 2 cars today I don't even know what they were but they were definitely super cars. Didn't see any famous people in them.

 

Looking forward to a week of prep for the CC

[FAbb]

I'm looking forward to seeing if I get all the pieces to build up the ie1s before the CC. Totally gon' bag 'em if I do.

[misplacedtexan83]

I'm looking forward to seeing if I get all the pieces to build up the ie1s before the CC. Totally gon' bag 'em if I do.

 

No one is worried about it... I hope you get them built the night before and play them for the first time Saturday.

 

Gmen will carry you to the promise land!

 

 

[FAbb]

I'm gonna have to make sure to keep him at his ideal golfing blood alcohol level for the entire round. GMen - I'm gonna need some guidelines on when to get you another, and when to hand you a Gatorade.

[JJCOOP7]

So answer GTT

 

I feel really good about golf right now. Just shot 80 and last time I touched a club was 21 days prior.

 

Don't feel like I'm going to make a lot of birdies this season, not that I normally do, but I think my overall ball striking is better and is going to lead to less double bogey or worse holes.

 

Having a nice yard and kids who want to get into the game has really helped my short game. Haven't in a lil while, but was out almost everyday chipping or messing around. DT even said he thought my short game was really tiddy and I agree.

[SullGolf]

Next Hive tournament: snipped vs not snipped.

[Kent01putt]

Been shoot'n blanks for years. Maybe the worst thing, I can't spread the seed anymore. lol

[DT15]

C'mon guys!? No one in here catch Jordan whining and throwing clubs due to a "poorly raked area" in the bunker. Dude even got his phone out and took a picture as evidence! I was so looking forward to the Spieth bashing.

 

He ain't playing with City any time soon.

[pquarta1]

C'mon guys!? No one in here catch Jordan whining and throwing clubs due to a "poorly raked area" in the bunker. Dude even got his phone out and took a picture as evidence! I was so looking forward to the Spieth bashing.

 

He ain't playing with City any time soon.

 

I hadn't seen that, but you know how I feel about that wanker.

[dagoose383]

Too busy bar hopping around the Alaska Air terminals to worry about what Spieth did. But I know one thing DT and I can agree on...

 

Who eats dinner at a Brewing Company with like 8 beers on tap and orders Bud Lights?

 

This guy right here! #teammainstreamdomesticlightbeer

[TheCityGame]

I've got a Post-snip story that Fabb knows but it's not for sharing in print.

 

Yes, I do have a sharing limit.

 

Just crushed some fried chicken, red beans, rice and collard greens after a 9 hour road trip.

 

Brought beers for the hotel and got the replay of tpc on.

 

S'all good, in other words.

[FAbb]

City's post-snip story is the best. He told me during a round at timbers right before I got mine done. It was funny before I got snipped. Once I had gone through it, it became just downright remarkable.

[2moreTerps]

I've got a Post-snip story that Fabb knows but it's not for sharing in print.

 

Yes, I do have a sharing limit.

 

Just crushed some fried chicken, red beans, rice and collard greens after a 9 hour road trip.

 

Brought beers for the hotel and got the replay of tpc on.

 

S'all good, in other words.

 

Downvote

[FAbb]

Next Hive tournament: snipped vs not snipped.

 

Team snipped would hand out a beatdown of Epic proportions, Sully. We've got Freezy. You non-snipped folk don't stand a chance.

[TheCityGame]

Also, this isn't a "come up to me in the parking lot" kind of story.

 

It's a "if I've had enough to drink" or "waiting on eagle" kind of story.

 

Also overselling a story is the worst. It's not that great. There's no dramatic arc. No character development. It's a two-liner.

 

Also, endless... Yes the Maybach is kind of ugly. It'd one of those cars that looks like they built a nice looking car and then put it in a microwave for a couple minutes. And I stole that line.

 

It's about as pretty as True Linkswear shoes.

[FAbb]

A story needn't dramatic arcs, or character development. Just the ability to leave the recipient amused.

 

#don'tsellyourselfshort

[FAbb]

Just looked it up on the grint, JJ. I only played with city like 7 times last year. You win.

[Gmen1204]

I'm gonna have to make sure to keep him at his ideal golfing blood alcohol level for the entire round. GMen - I'm gonna need some guidelines on when to get you another, and when to hand you a Gatorade.

Based on recent outings drinking early seems to be the answer and I don't drink water fish f&ck in it.

[FAbb]

Just trying to make sure I get the pacing correct. So we'll start by getting you a Bloody Mary on the practice green before we tee off. Then we'll switch to a well-paced regiment of beers to get you through the round.

 

I will stick to consuming fish copulation medium, since I'm wispy and play terrible when I drink.