MD/VA/DC Golfers - Ten Seconds or Less

[Puppetmaster]

27 minutes ago in Silver Spring. via twitter.

 

Love the use of the Dutch Angle.

 

 

The bear only came out because it was appalled at the pink sash on the car windshield...

[SullGolf]

DT, more pics of the bear. And Officer Gill.

[TerpInTime]

Ever popular animal control officer Gill on scene.

 

We need photo evidence. You can text it to me.

[Puppetmaster]

DT, more pics of the bear. And Officer Gill.

 

Ever popular animal control officer Gill on scene.

 

We need photo evidence. You can text it to me.

 

It was only a matter of time wasn't it? :)

[FAbb]

Juicer gon' smash officer Gill.

[Ocgolfrick]

SAVE OFFICER GILL DT!!!! LIGHTS AND SIRENS!!!!! DRIVE IN THE RIGHT SHOULDER!!!

Also tell her to take her hair down out of the bun.

And wear a bikini in the photos as well.

 

 

(Also, thread info: alert! It appears photos of Officer Gill have been erased from the site! Please doublecheck to see if I am correct! How was this allowed to happen!)

[TheCityGame]

[Ocgolfrick]

 

That's not the photo I remember. It was the one where she singlehandely saved that Bald Eagle by herself, wrapping it in a pink towel, and soothing it with her voice that sounded like an angel, and the eagle was stunned into submission by gazing into her beautiful eyes.

[TheCityGame]

It's not like we don't actually have the internet.

 

http://abcnews.go.com/US/eagle-injured-badly-fly-rescued-maryland-police/story?id=37383702

[PAmatt83]

6 iron almost pin high on 234 yard par 3... nizzutz

[TheCityGame]

JoVonne

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jojo_cheree

@stevechenevey There's a baby black bear at Darcars of Silver Spring , please send someone . We don't want him to get harmed

[SullGolf]

JoVonne has a fascinating feed.

 

JoVonne ‏@jojo_cheree 3h3 hours ago

 

Got some library books due

[TerpInTime]

JoVonne has a fascinating feed.

 

JoVonne ‏@jojo_cheree 3h3 hours ago

 

Got some library books due

 

I'm not gonna let you derail this thread Sull. We need updates about the status of Officer Gill.

[davechen]

Ouch. Dennis McCarthy is +6.

[Ocgolfrick]

JoVonne has a fascinating feed.

 

JoVonne ‏@jojo_cheree 3h3 hours ago

 

Got some library books due

 

I'm not gonna let you derail this thread Sull. We need updates about the status of Officer Gill.

 

 

Timeline: 10:35 Officer Gill was enroute to subdue bear with her good looks and charm. I'm thinking MSP HQ sent her after watching too much of Snow White and The Jungle Book and thought she would lure the bear away using song. Where was her backup?

12:25 JoVonne reports the bear is at Darcars.

 

So much like the Zapgruder film, we've got a 2 hour window where Officer Gill is unaccounted for

 

Possible Conclusions:

1. Officer Gill has been eaten or lost an appendage.

2. Officer Gill's beauty is luring other bears to the area.

[TheCityGame]

You know what they say: aint nothing wrong with JoVonne.

 

 

 

So hot. . .

JoVonne ‏@jojo_cheree Jun 3

So this gay girl just tried to hit on me

[SullGolf]

JoVonne has a fascinating feed.

 

JoVonne ‏@jojo_cheree 3h3 hours ago

 

Got some library books due

 

I'm not gonna let you derail this thread Sull. We need updates about the status of Officer Gill.

 

Derail the thread? What do you mean?

[TerpInTime]

JoVonne has a fascinating feed.

 

JoVonne ‏@jojo_cheree 3h3 hours ago

 

Got some library books due

 

I'm not gonna let you derail this thread Sull. We need updates about the status of Officer Gill.

 

Derail the thread? What do you mean?

 

I ALMOST posted that one.

[FAbb]

If DT ends up wrestling a bear to save Officer Gill, he should automatically be promoted to POTUS.

[GooseHook]

So, say you've got a $100 gift card to GG or Dick's. What do you buy?

[TheCityGame]

So, say you've got a $100 gift card to GG or Dick's. What do you buy?

Balls.

 

Maybe I could talk myself into one of those Scotty GoLo mallets with $100 off.

[FAbb]

So, say you've got a $100 gift card to GG or Dick's. What do you buy?

 

SM5 54 or 56 degree S grind. My 55 TVD-K circa 2013 has seen better days.

[DT15]

Das bear is frolicking through meadows and berry thickets of Silver Spring. All is well in the bear world as long as people stop messing with it.

 

OG was headed to another call last I saw her.

 

 

[FAbb]

OG was headed to another call last I saw her.

 

A call from the Juicer, right?

[TerpInTime]

OG was headed to another call last I saw her.

 

A call from the Juicer, right?

 

Snake caught in a tent, HALP!

 

FACK, no go on the Masters tickets. Get to sit around for the practice rounds now.

[Ocgolfrick]

A foolproof plan for The Juicer:

Step 1

Rent Bear Costume.

 

Step 2

Wander around elementary school. Chase a few kids around at recess, make it look realistic. Foam at the mouth a little for emphasis.

 

Step 3

Wait for Officer Gill to arrive.

 

Step 4

Once tranquilizer dart wears off, get those digits.

 

 

Oh who am I kidding. Just call her to your house. What woman could resist this?

 

[DT15]

4th of July is just around the corner:

 

 

 

[Ocgolfrick]

 

 

I hereby name this "A typical day at work for DT15."

[halcyan]

Ouch. Dennis McCarthy is +6.

 

Tough start. I had him on a Draft Kings lineup. Never go with a sentimental choice

[jhbangas]

Sully pointed this out earlier but the ground level shots are fantastic. I love seeing the contours of the fairways and greens. You get such a better sense of elevation changes.