C-Force water by Chuck Norris

[herbygolf21]

Chuck Norris has his own bottled water now!!

 

Yes, I realize it is a bit strange to be starting a bottled water thread on the world’s largest golf forum, but I wouldn’t be doing this unless it was something special. Let me get this out of the way first, I have no affiliation with this company. I am simply a VERY impressed consumer.

 

I was down in Navasota Texas a couple of weeks ago and saw this HUGE building across the street from the Lone Wolf Ranch. On the side of the building was the C-Force logo, so being a responsible adult, I had to google it. Turns out it was a bottled water company owned by Chuck Norris!

 

So, I swung by the store in town and sure enough, it was available there. I bought a couple of cases and usually I have the opinion that bottled water is bottled water. Well, I was wrong. This stuff is different. It tastes better, and it is hard to explain, but if “feels” softer. The water is the best bottled water I have ever had.

 

It turns out they were drilling for a well on the ranch and hit an Artesian well. The water has been carbon dated to something like 23000 years ago, or the last ice age. The quality straight from the ground is ridiculously good, so there is no extra processing that the water needs to go through. The water is high PH, so it is alkaline. I am told that is better for me…and I thought water was water. Anyway, I just wanted to let others know. This stuff is now my go to beverage. Plus, its Chuck Norris’ water, so it has to be great. Oh yeah, it was priced at the same level as the other bottled water cases, so it is not expensive!

 

 

 

 

[VivaTerlingua]

 

I doubt they drilled the well. I suspect Chuck Norris bent down, drew a circle in the sand where he wanted the well, and the earth surrendered it's bounty.

[Golfer from MO]

Word is when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.....of course his water is good = doy

[One_Putt_Blunder]

yeah but does it have nano bubbles

[herbygolf21]

yeah but does it have nano bubbles

 

I would think all water has nano bubbles? I'm sure if he was drinking C-Force water his head would have never hurt in the first place. Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain, he causes it.

[golfandfishing]

Kroger brand bottled water is $1.99 for a 24 pack. How much is this stuff?

[dan360]

Kroger brand bottled water is $1.99 for a 24 pack. How much is this stuff?

 

Luckily Kroger has a pharmacy so when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you to the back corner of the store for asking such questions, you'll be able to get a bit of medical assistance on-site.

[Fellaheen51]

Kroger brand bottled water is $1.99 for a 24 pack. How much is this stuff?

 

Asking the price of Chuck Norris water is an infamnia. One does not compare Chuck's H30 with a pedestrian grocery store brand. You pay whatever Chuck tells you to pay for the privilege. And like it. You poor?

 

Be very aware, Chuck is now watching you.

 

 

[herbygolf21]

Kroger brand bottled water is $1.99 for a 24 pack. How much is this stuff?

 

I paid $5.99 for a 24 pack. Apparently the proceeds also go to his foundation, Kickstart for kids. On another note, I see that the Kroger water is simply filtered water from the Cincinnati municipal water supply. I am a Bengals fan and still don't know if I would like to drink the water from Cincinnati. I know that the water here in Dallas sucks, so I keep bottles of water at my desk for work.

[golfandfishing]

Kroger brand bottled water is $1.99 for a 24 pack. How much is this stuff?

 

I paid $5.99 for a 24 pack. Apparently the proceeds also go to his foundation, Kickstart for kids. On another note, I see that the Kroger water is simply filtered water from the Cincinnati municipal water supply. I am a Bengals fan and still don't know if I would like to drink the water from Cincinnati. I know that the water here in Dallas sucks, so I keep bottles of water at my desk for work.

 

I dig the idea of walking around the office with a stash of Chuck Norris's water. Power moves only.

[glk]

Same post appeared on my spy golf forum on same day?

 

https://forum.Not allowed because of spam.com/topic/18308-c-force-water-by-chuck-norris/

[herbygolf21]

Same post appeared on my spy golf forum on same day?

 

https://forum.Not allowed because of spam.com/topic/18308-c-force-water-by-chuck-norris/

 

Yes, that is me. Texas2cap on MGS.

[herbygolf21]

Check out the commercial.

 

[rsj1360]

Is this a joke?

 

Please tell me it's a joke.