Squidbillies Merch?

[halliedog]

I apologize up front if this has already been asked a million times, but does anyone know a reputable site where you can buy officially licensed Squidbillies Tshirts? I've googled, and numerous places sell truckers hats, but I'm specifically looking for Tshirts that I can wear under my work shirt in case I need to show my true feelings at some point during the workday?. I'd take probably anything, but am really wanting one of the following:

 

- I Put the FUNK in Functional Alcoholic

- Tell Your BOOBs to Stop Staring at My Eyes

- No Habla Jibber Jabber

- Breath if You're Horny

- Too Funk to Druck

- Son, There is Every Chance in the World when I Said that

- pine cones go in here

party liquors come out here

and proceed to here

fights begin

fingerprints is took

days is lost

bail is made

court dates are ignored

cycle is repeated

 

If anyone has any links feel free to PM me, as I'm not sure some of those "sayings" would be politically correct to post?

[rainkingjr]

That show is hilarious and not for the PC crowd. I nearly choked from laughing so hard the first time I saw it.

[Bomber_11]

Early's "Breathe if you're Horny" hat is frickin legendary.

[highergr0und]

I have not heard of this but now I know what today's mission is....

[J_Tizzle]

I have not heard of this but now I know what today's mission is....

 

Its a classic show. Adult Swim has so many fantastic shows if you're looking for thoughtless laughs. The only one's most people recognize are ATHF and Rick & Morty and even that one took a while for people to start noticing (like 1/3 a season, but still).

 

I also recommend if you can find the episodes: Metalocalypse (my personal favorite), Frisky Dingo, and Sealab 2021. Pretty sure the creators of Archer had something to do with Frisky and Sealab (the main character in Frisky basically looks exactly like Archer, and Archer had a legit Sealab episode complete with a Capt Murphy).