Secret's in the Pantaloons

[tylerdurden]

lol this thread is so bad

[tylerdurden]

thanks for info pin

[teeitlow]

I'm still not sure what this thread is about...but funny as hell
-D

[Pinsplitter59]

Sorry for that teeitlow, this is really dairic's thread about Hogan's Cardigan, until I hijacked it and it spiraled downwards into Lou Reed's "Take a Walk on the Wildside" (with some encouragement I might add from members of questionable taste).
Thought for the day is - Its good to look good and feel good.
As my sister says when asking for swing tips "I don't care where the ball goes as long as I look good".
Part of looking good is a decent haircut, I would drag that Hoffman fellow to my favourite barber in Rangoon for a proper clip, a visual display of acceptable styles makes the choice easy.
[attachment=1525831:rangoon-haircut2.jpg]
Now you know what happened to Freddy Krueger's brother.
Since I am hitting 300 balls daily and getting worse I need distractions to ease the pain.
I met an Aussie and a German yesterday at the range and they both have Thai wives and seem far more relaxed about things than myself.
Applying deep analysis skills I figure the wife thing must be the key, finding a wife scares me shyteless but not nearly as much as standing over a ball with a 2 iron, after all Ben had Valerie and Jack has Barbara, to this end I have been lurking and looking.
The pic below is of a sweet little thing calling herself "Redmoon", I don't know why but I find her strangely attractive, she wants serious relationship and marriage and "take care".
[attachment=1525833:redmoon-tf2.jpg]
What do you married guys think of her as a possible wife?
I would not call Rupert Murdoch a good role model but his face looks a lot like mine and he snaffled a hot looking younger wife, I am working on the assumption it was not because he is ridiculously rich.
The secret I think is inside the cardigan.

Had my MP32 2 iron bent to 53 degrees yesterday from 59 standard, boy does that look different, not game to hit it.
Also had a "Tyler Moment" looking at some Hogan pics, so today's test is to see if it is the secret, unless of course i go "shopping" instead.

[dlygrisse]

OMG, I have been by passing this thread for days afraid to open it, thinking it would be strange and painful for reasons 180* different than what I found here.....guys keep your pantaloons on...this is a wild ride for sure. On a side note that first pic of Hogan is pretty cool, have never seen that one before.

I guess we now know what Earl Woods was thinking 40 odd years ago.

[Crab Daddy]

[quote name='Pinsplitter59' timestamp='1360217517' post='6378815']
What do you married guys think of her as a possible wife?
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Wielding a machete and a pistol - that's hot! It looks like she could go kill dinner while you're out on the links. And, it appears she has the correct parts to be a she. Winner!

[Crab Daddy]

[quote name='dlygrisse' timestamp='1360219599' post='6378915']
OMG, I have been by passing this thread for days afraid to open it, thinking it would be strange and painful for reasons 180* different than what I found here.....guys keep your pantaloons on...this is a wild ride for sure. On a side note that first pic of Hogan is pretty cool, have never seen that one before.

I guess we now know what Earl Woods was thinking 40 odd years ago.
[/quote]

dlygrisse, What's a classy guy like you doing in a thread like this? Yeah, welcome to the new HH forum. Next time the mods better be careful what they wish for!
Everytime I see a new post has been added in this thread I try not to look, but it's like a car wreck - although more bizarre and much funnier.

Pinsplitter, I do appreciate the entertainment and the cultural ... err, 'enlightenment'?

[ej002]

[quote name='Pinsplitter59' timestamp='1360217517' post='6378815']
Sorry for that teeitlow, this is really dairic's thread about Hogan's Cardigan, until I hijacked it and it spiraled downwards into Lou Reed's "Take a Walk on the Wildside" (with some encouragement I might add from members of questionable taste).
Thought for the day is - Its good to look good and feel good.
As my sister says when asking for swing tips "I don't care where the ball goes as long as I look good".
Part of looking good is a decent haircut, I would drag that Hoffman fellow to my favourite barber in Rangoon for a proper clip, a visual display of acceptable styles makes the choice easy.
[attachment=1525831:rangoon-haircut2.jpg]
Now you know what happened to Freddy Krueger's brother.
Since I am hitting 300 balls daily and getting worse I need distractions to ease the pain.
I met an Aussie and a German yesterday at the range and they both have Thai wives and seem far more relaxed about things than myself.
Applying deep analysis skills I figure the wife thing must be the key, finding a wife scares me shyteless but not nearly as much as standing over a ball with a 2 iron, after all Ben had Valerie and Jack has Barbara, to this end I have been lurking and looking.
The pic below is of a sweet little thing calling herself "Redmoon", I don't know why but I find her strangely attractive, she wants serious relationship and marriage and "take care".
[attachment=1525833:redmoon-tf2.jpg]
What do you married guys think of her as a possible wife?
I would not call Rupert Murdoch a good role model but his face looks a lot like mine and he snaffled a hot looking younger wife, I am working on the assumption it was not because he is ridiculously rich.
The secret I think is inside the cardigan.
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[/quote]

First thing's first - you need to understand the acquisition process. First of all, you need to inquire about the "due diligence" period (same thing as a "test drive" when buying car). During such period you need to do a proper inspection of the thing you are acquiring, with the option to walk away if you are not fully satisfied. You don't want your item to have any latent defects. Also, you need to examine other offers. You know this due diligence is difficult work and you really need to get "out there, investigate and exlpore all options" to get the best deal. Being fully "informed" is the key. Then come back and report, and we will help guide you through this decision.

[tembolo1284]

Guys come on now...

Can we please get this back on topic on how ladyboys relate to Hogan's secret...that being his short legs?

[tembolo1284]

[quote name='Pinsplitter59' timestamp='1360217517' post='6378815']
Sorry for that teeitlow, this is really dairic's thread about Hogan's Cardigan, until I hijacked it and it spiraled downwards into Lou Reed's "Take a Walk on the Wildside" (with some encouragement I might add from members of questionable taste).
Thought for the day is - Its good to look good and feel good.
As my sister says when asking for swing tips "I don't care where the ball goes as long as I look good".
Part of looking good is a decent haircut, I would drag that Hoffman fellow to my favourite barber in Rangoon for a proper clip, a visual display of acceptable styles makes the choice easy.
[attachment=1525831:rangoon-haircut2.jpg]
Now you know what happened to Freddy Krueger's brother.
Since I am hitting 300 balls daily and getting worse I need distractions to ease the pain.
I met an Aussie and a German yesterday at the range and they both have Thai wives and seem far more relaxed about things than myself.
Applying deep analysis skills I figure the wife thing must be the key, finding a wife scares me shyteless but not nearly as much as standing over a ball with a 2 iron, after all Ben had Valerie and Jack has Barbara, to this end I have been lurking and looking.
The pic below is of a sweet little thing calling herself "Redmoon", I don't know why but I find her strangely attractive, she wants serious relationship and marriage and "take care".
[attachment=1525833:redmoon-tf2.jpg]
What do you married guys think of her as a possible wife?
I would not call Rupert Murdoch a good role model but his face looks a lot like mine and he snaffled a hot looking younger wife, I am working on the assumption it was not because he is ridiculously rich.
The secret I think is inside the cardigan.

Had my MP32 2 iron bent to 53 degrees yesterday from 59 standard, boy does that look different, not game to hit it.
Also had a "Tyler Moment" looking at some Hogan pics, so today's test is to see if it is the secret, unless of course i go "shopping" instead.
[/quote]

I think she's pretty nice looking...assuming it is a real she...that's what I'm afraid of. Pop a hand down there and feel it out first.
Otherwise...she looks to be ready for a zombie apocalypse. As I said...that's pretty hot.

[KevCarter]

Cleaned up, but only a little. Please, let's have fun but keep it close to PG13. Thank you.