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ON a more serious note than soaking your balls in pickle juice....if you've never tried them, spend $12 at target and buy a Pair of 'Pair of Thieves' SuperFit Long Boxer Briefs. They come in all black or in funky designs...I've found the black aren't as comfortable or as cooling as the designed ones. No idea why that would be the case, but I threw away every pair of underwear I owned, including UA BoxerJocks and I have 10 pair of these things. They're easily the most comfortable I've ever owned. They don't ride up, they're super stretchy, super thin, and have a cool-to-the-touch feel.

 

Pair of Thieves SuperFit Long Boxer Briefs

 

I prefer the longer version that stay further down my leg, but if you're not down with that, they have a shorter version too. 3 pack for $23 linked below. Just be sure you get the SuperFit and not the SuperSoft. The SS is more like traditional cotton boxers. SuperFit is more like sex.

 

3 for $22.99

 

You're welcome.

 

Took your advice. Thank you so much. These things are awesome. Sent the wife and she grabbed a pair of the long and a pair of the regular length as well.

 

These things are worth three times what they cost.

 

Did you try the pickle juice too?

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ON a more serious note than soaking your balls in pickle juice....if you've never tried them, spend $12 at target and buy a Pair of 'Pair of Thieves' SuperFit Long Boxer Briefs. They come in all black or in funky designs...I've found the black aren't as comfortable or as cooling as the designed ones. No idea why that would be the case, but I threw away every pair of underwear I owned, including UA BoxerJocks and I have 10 pair of these things. They're easily the most comfortable I've ever owned. They don't ride up, they're super stretchy, super thin, and have a cool-to-the-touch feel.

 

Pair of Thieves SuperFit Long Boxer Briefs

 

I prefer the longer version that stay further down my leg, but if you're not down with that, they have a shorter version too. 3 pack for $23 linked below. Just be sure you get the SuperFit and not the SuperSoft. The SS is more like traditional cotton boxers. SuperFit is more like sex.

 

3 for $22.99

 

You're welcome.

 

Took your advice. Thank you so much. These things are awesome. Sent the wife and she grabbed a pair of the long and a pair of the regular length as well.

 

These things are worth three times what they cost.

 

Did you try the pickle juice too?

 

We only had the small jars of pickles at the house. Couldn't fit the boys down in the jar opening.

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ON a more serious note than soaking your balls in pickle juice....if you've never tried them, spend $12 at target and buy a Pair of 'Pair of Thieves' SuperFit Long Boxer Briefs. They come in all black or in funky designs...I've found the black aren't as comfortable or as cooling as the designed ones. No idea why that would be the case, but I threw away every pair of underwear I owned, including UA BoxerJocks and I have 10 pair of these things. They're easily the most comfortable I've ever owned. They don't ride up, they're super stretchy, super thin, and have a cool-to-the-touch feel.

 

Pair of Thieves SuperFit Long Boxer Briefs

 

I prefer the longer version that stay further down my leg, but if you're not down with that, they have a shorter version too. 3 pack for $23 linked below. Just be sure you get the SuperFit and not the SuperSoft. The SS is more like traditional cotton boxers. SuperFit is more like sex.

 

3 for $22.99

 

You're welcome.

 

Took your advice. Thank you so much. These things are awesome. Sent the wife and she grabbed a pair of the long and a pair of the regular length as well.

 

These things are worth three times what they cost.

 

Did you try the pickle juice too?

 

We only had the small jars of pickles at the house. Couldn't fit the boys down in the jar opening.

 

Wise move not attempting this anyways. A little pickle juice helps....but you get em stuck in there and all bets are off.

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ON a more serious note than soaking your balls in pickle juice....if you've never tried them, spend $12 at target and buy a Pair of 'Pair of Thieves' SuperFit Long Boxer Briefs. They come in all black or in funky designs...I've found the black aren't as comfortable or as cooling as the designed ones. No idea why that would be the case, but I threw away every pair of underwear I owned, including UA BoxerJocks and I have 10 pair of these things. They're easily the most comfortable I've ever owned. They don't ride up, they're super stretchy, super thin, and have a cool-to-the-touch feel.

 

Pair of Thieves SuperFit Long Boxer Briefs

 

I prefer the longer version that stay further down my leg, but if you're not down with that, they have a shorter version too. 3 pack for $23 linked below. Just be sure you get the SuperFit and not the SuperSoft. The SS is more like traditional cotton boxers. SuperFit is more like sex.

 

3 for $22.99

 

You're welcome.

 

I wear pair of thieves off the course and 2undr on the course...both with plenty of baby powder when necessary!

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So, after work I rollled into Target to pick up a few things. Got me some Gold Bond, razors, baby powder, Pair of Thieves SF boxers, shaving cream, deodorant bar, and last but not least, some pickles and some pickle juice.

 

As I put my things on the counter to pay, the lady cashier looks at my stuff, then she looks at me and says, "JC, you got swamp a** too huh? I feel for ya honey, but if you need some help manscapping or deodorant application in the crack, I can certainly be of some assistance." Embarrassed, I looked down but then seconds later we locked eyes and both mouthed..... GolfWrx....... at the same time. Weird. Totally true story bro's.

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So, after work I rollled into Target to pick up a few things. Got me some Gold Bond, razors, baby powder, Pair of Thieves SF boxers, shaving cream, deodorant bar, and last but not least, some pickles and some pickle juice.

 

As I put my things on the counter to pay, the lady cashier looks at my stuff, then she looks at me and says, "JC, you got swamp a** too huh? I feel for ya honey, but if you need some help manscapping or deodorant application in the crack, I can certainly be of some assistance." Embarrassed, I looked down but then seconds later we locked eyes and both mouthed..... GolfWrx....... at the same time. Weird. Totally true story bro's.

 

I thought you were going to say she yelled for security.

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