Truths of Golf

[dlhunter42]

After all of the rounds we've all played in our lives, there are certain truths to golf.

 

For Example:

 

1. Certain new balls are drawn to water like a magnet.

2. If you can see a ball in the rough, it is not yours.

3. The "magic" of a new putter only lasts until the first missed two-footer.

 

continue on....

[finalist]

I can have the greatest range session ever. leave thinking this is awesome. I've really figured out my swing... then the next day duck hook and slice everything 50 yards short realizing I'll never figure it out.

[mizuno]

Bad shots come in groups of three; when you hit your fourth bad shot in a row you have started on the next group of three . . .

[dlhunter42]

If you hit the best drive of your life, the next shot will be the worst of your life.

 

When you hit a crappy shot and you decide to drop a ball and hit another, it will always be the best shot of the day.

[rony]

Your first three tee shots averaged 282 yards of carry and roll. You wait in the 4th tee box for 5 minutes for the group in front of you to clear the fairway. When it is all clear, and your playing partners wait with great anticipation for your next magnificent tee shot; you shank the ball 47 yards into the duck pond next to the maintenance shed! ;)

[Rabidpenguin45]

no matter how hard you throw ur club, it never breaks

no matter how soft you throw somebody elses club, it always breaks

[Rich71691]

If you hit a Prov1(or any other 39+ dollar ball) into the rough or just into the woods, it always comes out a Top Flite

Rich

[Rabidpenguin45]

If you hit a Prov1(or any other 39+ dollar ball) into the rough or just into the woods, it always comes out a Top Flite

Rich

 

amen, i'll find a dozen distance balls before finding my platinum, or if i find it at all

[rufus mangler]

You play better when you totally give up on your score. Unfortunately, your score is always trashed by this point.

[golfernut78]

no matter how cold, rainy or windy it is, there will always be a foursome playing at a snails pace that you will have to wait on for a little bit.

[Lefty330]

Once you think you have found the answer to a great swing, the next day it always falls apart. :P

[Rich71691]

You play better when you totally give up on your score. Unfortunately, your score is always trashed by this point.

Soooo true!!! ;)

[The Big Pinch]

If you hit the best drive of your life, the next shot will be the worst of your life.

 

When you hit a crappy shot and you decide to drop a ball and hit another, it will always be the best shot of the day.

 

My buddies and I call this a "P B D F U"...Post Big Drive F%$# Up.

[rge]

The surest way to execute the 50 yard bump and run is to try to chip a ball 6 feet into the green from the fringe.

[mikpga]

My rounds that start with bogeys and others always end up better than the rounds that start with birdies...

[JoeF]

My rounds that start with bogeys and others always end up better than the rounds that start with birdies...

 

Amen to that.

[emc]

If you're struggling with the driver and try your partners, you will smoke it in order to create doubt. Little marketing ploy the OEM's don't tell us....... That's also when the P D B F U comes along!

[oatsjohn]

The longest walk in golf is from the practice tee to the 1st tee.

[joesgonegolfing]

I can make the 4 foot bogey or par save, but never the 4 foot birdie.

 

My book (when it's done) will be titled:

 

"From birdie to bogey...how to 3 putt your round away!"

[dlhunter42]

If you gotta work, the weather will be perfect for golf.

 

If you have the day off, the weather SUCKS... :drinks:

[glcoach]

Your ball always lands on the green right in the middle of yesterday's hole....too bad today's hole is 25 feet away....downhill

[Fernand]

some things posted here are so true. :crazy:

nice topic :drinks:

 

Thomas

[CDP]

All clubs loses 20 yards after 3 months. Then you have to buy new ones to gain the 20 yards back.

 

All putters have a built in mechanism that sinks the first 10 putts you make from whatever distance, many people use it up at the practice mat inside the store before they buy.

 

You will never beat the guy with the ugliest most ridiculous looking swing you've ever seen.

[Nichols74]

You'll never conquer putting.

One of your foursome "has a shot like......" Phil's flop, Tiger's stinger, Sergio's slice from behind the tree.......

Someone in your foursome will always say something to the effect of "these greens suck, these greens are so bumpy" to cover up there misses, that guy most likely doesn't ever pick up the flag stick after everyones putted out.

 

Its expensive

[dlygrisse]

It is impossible to follow up one of your best rounds ever with an average or better than average round.

[crew_138]

As soon as you think to yourself "Man, I am having the round of my life, dont mess it up." You do and its with a qaudruple bogey. Murphy's law!

[Baller]

Cart girls are like strippers, always trying to look hot for tip :fool:

 

Just when you've figured out why your swing is off plane; you arrive on the 17th tee box

[dlhunter42]

If the course is basically wide open, you will find the one 3-some that takes 4 hours to play behind. (Happened on Wednesday) :fool:

[Moneyman]

You hit your friend's clubs and hit them great, you decide to demo them and you still hit them great, you buy them and the best you can hit is a shank.