MD/VA/DC Golfers - Ten Seconds or Less

[dcmidnight]

anyone want to play lansdowne RTJ course on sunday? got room for a few in the DCGT tourney. PM me if you can make it.

 

Was this the course we played with the hot bride in the golf cart?

 

I knew you'd remember...

[StixBmore]

Am I thinking about Norman #18?

 

Yes.

Afraid of that...I tried to burn that hole out of my head anyway since the outcome on 18 was less than desirable.

[dagoose383]

Wow lots of adult topics going on in here today.

 

Maybe it's because I have grown up and lived in the Southern portion for most of my life (except for the 6 months I lived in an Aspen Hill apartment and commuted BACK DOWN to the area - didn't make sense then either), but I can't believe some of the real estate prices up by you guys. $700k down here either gets you a large house on a large multi acre lot, or a nice piece of waterfront.

[Boogs2]

anyone want to play lansdowne RTJ course on sunday? got room for a few in the DCGT tourney. PM me if you can make it.

 

Was this the course we played with the hot bride in the golf cart?

 

I knew you'd remember...

 

I remember that and on the last hole, since we were playing some type of team match with you and dcvince vs me and eagle. I remember this little gem of a conversation between me and eagle:

 

Eagle: "you got bogey right?"

Me: "Naw, I got a double, remember that drop I had to take"

Eagle: "F*CK YOUDammitI'msosorry, I didnt mean that" (words were grouped together to demonstrate how fast Eagle apologized)

Me: *uncontrollable laughter

 

And then the smoking bride who looked like she wanted to party with our foursome than being with her newfound hubby.

[eagle1997]

me: <driving by giving the bride wave> congrats! <turns to boogs> wowsers.

 

boogs: <whispering> i just eyeFed the S outta that B.

 

dc: (from the cart behind us) i can HEAR you!

[Boogs2]

anyone want to play lansdowne RTJ course on sunday? got room for a few in the DCGT tourney. PM me if you can make it.

 

Was this the course we played with the hot bride in the golf cart?

 

I knew you'd remember...

 

Pardon me, I forgot to give this post a like.

 

Here:

 

[Gmen1204]

Graduated in 84, no college, partied my a** off in Chincoteague during the summer then partied my a** off in Ft.Myers during the winter.Moved back here in 89 bought a townhouse in 96 then bought a single family in 04 with no help from family.Now married to a professor of nursing.

 

 

Expound upon this please GMen. I didn't think life existed on Chincoteague after dark. Where you partying in the Nat'l Park? Island Creamery? At Wallops?

Most of the time we would party at a old dock or someone's house and the house where Coast Gaurd lived was a huge party house back in the day funny thing about Chinco. was back then local police could only patrol town limits which was 1/2 mile wide x 1 mile long.vtnerf I remember a couple horses over the years that died .And liked Mr.Whippy better.

[FAbb]

[TerpInTime]

 

The shiggles outta that bride?

[FAbb]

 

[FAbb]

 

 

[eagle1997]

[jhbangas]

USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!

[dcmidnight]

(reads Jason Sobel tweet)

 

(sees he played Bethpage two days ago)

 

(walks into traffic)

[eagle1997]

[vtnerf]

[Ocgolfrick]

(Musing) I wonder if I had moved to Andorra, or Leichenstein, could I have played in the Olympics for their golf team?

[vtnerf]

(Musing) I wonder if I had moved to Andorra, or Leichenstein, could I have played in the Olympics for their golf team?

Man, I could have been the caddie! Reading greens like a mofo!

It would have been like Eddie the Eagle, with his fat cousin.

[therealsneek]

I am not going to be able to make it to UMD tomorrow. Unexpected work obligations suck. I would quit, but I need to buy a house..... Or do I?

 

Hopefully Fabb will be able to still play and then PAMatt can take my spot.

 

I'm bummed I have to miss as I had a great time at the Red Tee. I hope everyone plays well and I look forward to reading the recaps.

[Gmen1204]

Bummer

[SullGolf]

Boooooo

[eagle1997]

besides cancelling at the last minute, sneek also like to serve gazpacho -made from tommacco- at meat-only BBBQs.

[therealsneek]

I'm working on an email to my boss...

 

"My internet friends are going to be highly disappointed if I don't play golf tomorrow afternoon and I will be accused of serving gazpacho - made from tommacco- at meat-only BBBQs . Please reschedule your stupid meeting.."

 

It still needs some work.

[FAbb]

Paging PAMatt!

 

You're in for sneak. PM me a good email address for you, please.

[SullGolf]

Amateur hour. Once you get a few more years of work under your belt, you'll figure out all the glorious options you actually have.

1) "I had it blocked off on my work calendar for 3 weeks, ya dingus!"

2) "Personal appointment"

3) "My favorite great aunt died"

4) "I'm sick"

 

I went with a combo of #1 and #2 when my boss scheduled a meeting for tomorrow afternoon.

[eagle1997]

needs more mentions of the following:

- fabbgaps

- mom's basement

- trolls riding unicorns, part deuce

- bathroom habits on the 7th tee at the Shire

[eagle1997]

also, this is really sneaky of you bro. not sure i can award you any more internet points for at least the next two hours.

[FAbb]

Welp, ATLSean had a work situation come up tomorrow as well. Now we're down another player.

 

Anybody able to make it out to UMD tomorrow to play in his spot?

[Boogs2]

Looks like Nike's out of golf equipment/bags and will focus on shoes and apparel....hence why the huge price drops on the vapor fly series:

 

http://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20160803006594/en/Nike-Focuses-Golf-Innovation-Footwear-Apparel

[SullGolf]

Wow. I wonder what that does to Rory and Tiger's equipment contracts. They are paying those two combined in the neighborhood of 40-60 million a year I think.

 

I should start a Tiger to Taylormade rumor thread.