MD/VA/DC Golfers - Ten Seconds or Less

[misplacedtexan83]

You guys seen the #tourSauce t-shirts. . .

 

 

https://store.nolayingup.com/

 

I'm predicting a #juicing shirt coming to a store near us soon.

[TerpInTime]

You guys seen the #tourSauce t-shirts. . .

 

https://store.nolayingup.com/

 

I'm predicting a #juicing shirt thong coming to a store near us soon.

 

fixed

[misplacedtexan83]

Just thought about something that happen on the PH trip.

 

DT to cart girl: Is that cucumber melon? I can smell you from here

 

Cart girl: No (blah blah) ...and I thought this MTN guy was suppose to be the creepy one!

 

 

Edited: Posted while running on treadmill.. though, it wouldn't have changed much.

[eagle1997]

 

only $29.95

[thechief16]

You guys seen the #tourSauce t-shirts. . .

 

 

https://store.nolayingup.com/

 

The twitter back and forth between Jt and Rory lat night was on point.

[SullGolf]

#toursauce is funny when it's guys doing ridiculous things that they are self aware about. JT was definitely not in that category yesterday. He was more in the Bubba or Hideki category of whining/emoting yesterday.

[misplacedtexan83]

#toursauce is funny when it's guys doing ridiculous things that they are self aware about. JT was definitely not in that category yesterday. He was more in the Bubba or Hideki category of whining/emoting yesterday.

 

Oh piss off Sully... he suck and got mad...sh*t happens.

 

We want to see the pros up close and personnel but god forbid they show emotional outbursts... #suckitSully.

 

When's the next time you will be down this area?

[mtn1414]

I remember start to study Texish for Pinehurst trip and being excite to learn there only one verb tense.

[SullGolf]

Tex, I'm never coming down to visit you ever again, meanie.

 

I actually have no problem with JT acting like a baby yesterday. And he seemed to get it under control after that club toss that almost hit someone. I just see no reason for people to celebrate it.

[FAbb]

Sully takes everything so personnelly these days.

[SullGolf]

I can't believe you just said that about me FAbb.

[Puppetmaster]

I remember start to study Texish for Pinehurst trip and being excite to learn there only one verb tense.

 

I am start to get a headache whenever I am try to figure it out.

[TheCityGame]

It's call Hyper Tex Markup Language.

[misplacedtexan83]

Tex, I'm never coming down to visit you ever again, meanie.

 

I actually have no problem with JT acting like a baby yesterday. And he seemed to get it under control after that club toss that almost hit someone. I just see no reason for people to celebrate it.

 

Now he acts like a baby? What is your problem with JT? --- Its because when he takes his white shirt off people aren't asking him if he took his shirt off?

[misplacedtexan83]

I remember start to study Texish for Pinehurst trip and being excite to learn there only one verb tense.

 

I am start to get a headache whenever I am try to figure it out.

 

Its okay if you block me...Im a big boy unlike Sully.

[SullGolf]

Tex, I'm never coming down to visit you ever again, meanie.

 

I actually have no problem with JT acting like a baby yesterday. And he seemed to get it under control after that club toss that almost hit someone. I just see no reason for people to celebrate it.

 

Now he acts like a baby? What is your problem with JT? --- Its because when he takes his white shirt off people aren't asking him if took his shirt off?

 

I have no idea what's going on any more.

[Puppetmaster]

lolwut

[misplacedtexan83]

Tex, I'm never coming down to visit you ever again, meanie.

 

I actually have no problem with JT acting like a baby yesterday. And he seemed to get it under control after that club toss that almost hit someone. I just see no reason for people to celebrate it.

 

Now he acts like a baby? What is your problem with JT? --- Its because when he takes his white shirt off people aren't asking him if took his shirt off?

 

I have no idea what's going on any more.

 

Good..I got my barrage of posts out of my system.. #deuces or #aces as Eagle would say.

[baddomes]

#deuces or #aces indeed.

[Puppetmaster]

[FAbb]

[baddomes]

[SullGolf]

It case anyone is as curious as me:

#ace

#deuce

#trey

#cater

#cinque

#sice

 

I've never heard those last 3 before today, but the internet told me it's true.

[FAbb]

[davechen]

I watched no golf this weekend, so I have no idea what all y'all are yakkin' about.

 

For me this weekend was about Carolina beating Dook and working at my daughter's gymnastics meet.

[therealsneek]

This had me cracking up

 

 

 

I have no idea how they did altitude adjustments this past week.

[Puppetmaster]

I watched no golf this weekend, so I have no idea what all y'all are yakkin' about.

 

Me neither. And this is the only replay I saw...

 

 

Apparently DJ won.... oh shoot, sorry to spoil it for those who DVR-ed it, trying not to know the results, saving it for Wednesday, all while browsing a golf forum...

[TheCityGame]

In one of the teasers for Tonight's interview (Phil and Feherty), Phil says, "you either need to be really smart or really dumb to play this game."

 

I love that quote. I want to hear where he goes with it.

[vtnerf]

This had me cracking up

 

 

 

I have no idea how they did altitude adjustments this past week.

 

I watched a little yesterday, and the one thing I heard was "DJ is doing all his yardages this week. His brother might help a little on the greens with the book, but not much else." I'm assuming that is THE politest way of saying he's not deep in math skills. I guess DJ figured the yardages and just subtracted a club. He's better than his brother, but that ain't a big accomplishment, apparently.

[FAbb]

We talked about The Big Johnsons last Thursday when we played Hobbits.

 

Some of my favorite moments are watching Austin trying to appear like he's doing caddie stuff, and Dustin isn't even paying attention to him. I notice that happen most frequently on the greens, when Austin walks around like he's helping read the putt, and Dustin isn't talking to him at all.

 

He's obviously a better putter and green reader than I am, but I swear Dustin just looks like he's going through the motions of what he thinks reading the green should look like.