MD/VA/DC Golfers - Ten Seconds or Less

[gregh729]

The lack of white belts in the posted scripts is APPALLING. Especially considering the shoe and hat color. I bet CCMVP is wearing a stylish white belt. Probably something Italian.

Playing with Blue or white hat -- tough decision Cowboy hat for the festivities. Gray shirt Blue shorts White belt/white shoes

 

All you own is Dallas Cowboys garb. No wonder your team is all grey and blue! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. :taunt: :haha:

[baddomes]

Was just thinking CCMVP and I couldn't wear our matching black adipure team shoes because we're wearing navy blue shorts, but then realized we could wear our matching white/grey puma biofusion team shoes instead.

 

Or he's got white/pink amp cell fusions, and I have pink/white amp cell fusions. That might actually be the way to go.

[FAbb]

Or he's got white/pink amp cell fusions, and I have pink/white amp cell fusions. That might actually be the way to go.

 

Yes.

 

 

[Boogs2]

Which shoes Saturday...

These, which are greyish, with red to accent the hive bucket...

These, because white, and there's white in my shirt...

Or these, because white/grey/blue...

 

Top one for sure. Anything with boost is a win in my book. Absolutely the best feeling shoes imo. I have a lot of shoes, but honestly, I wear my Ultraboost/NMDs the most because of boost technology.

[vtnerf]

Was just thinking CCMVP and I couldn't wear our matching black adipure team shoes because we're wearing navy blue shorts, but then realized we could wear our matching white/grey puma biofusion team shoes instead.

 

Or he's got white/pink amp cell fusions, and I have pink/white amp cell fusions. That might actually be the way to go.

Book It!

[FAbb]

Can't wait to see Freezy strutting up on Saturday. Dude keeps it classy as F with the sartorial game.

 

There's nothing wrong with this at all, but I got to thinking of a perfect analogy for Eagle's sartorial game. He's like Jennifer Aniston's co-worker Brian, in Office Space. Maximum pieces of flair. Every part of the outfit is a piece of flair.

[eagle1997]

note: domes and hoop won't be the only 2 man team with matching shoes.

 

[baddomes]

note: domes and hoop won't be the only 2 man team with matching shoes.

 

 

Remember what happened last time you tried to play my game in the capitol cup? You teed off in front of the tee markers twice. dick.

[eagle1997]

note: domes and hoop won't be the only 2 man team with matching shoes.

 

 

Remember what happened last time you tried to play my game in the capitol cup? You teed off in front of the tee markers twice. dick.

 

i have no recollection of that.

 

i only remember #dat3wdoe on 18.

[eagle1997]

There's nothing wrong with this at all, but...

 

 

 

I got to thinking of a perfect analogy for Eagle's sartorial game. He's like Jennifer Aniston's co-worker Brian, in Office Space. Maximum pieces of flair. Every part of the outfit is a piece of flair.

 

[FAbb]

The flair is real. Minimum 4 pieces of flair, here.

[FAbb]

This caught my attention on the first glance...

[vtnerf]

Do wrist wraps count as flair? Asking for a friend*

 

 

 

*I will be wrapped in kt tape Saturday...

[FAbb]

Comrade Eagle's favorite piece of flair?

 

The rat hat, of course.

 

 

 

Do wrist wraps count as flair? Asking for a friend*

 

 

 

*I will be wrapped in kt tape Saturday...

 

No, they're like the human version of the canine cone of shame. I hate them.

[TheCityGame]

[FAbb]

Accidental two shoes City playing with intentional two shoes Domes is one of the greatest sartorial moments in Capitol Cup history.

[bayrat88]

Was just thinking CCMVP and I couldn't wear our matching black adipure team shoes because we're wearing navy blue shorts, but then realized we could wear our matching white/grey puma biofusion team shoes instead.

 

Or he's got white/pink amp cell fusions, and I have pink/white amp cell fusions. That might actually be the way to go.

 

Forget about shoes, has the route from home to the course been planned with a stop at the nearest Waffle House? That needs to be your priority.

[TheCityGame]

I'm kind of confused about Saturday. Shotgun starts F*CK with walking. I'm starting and finishing like 3 miles from the clubhouse.

 

If I know I'm going to be in a cart all day, I can wear the Jackson Pollocks, but I don't know if they're broken in enough for walking yet. They're yellow, red, and black, though, which is nice.

[baddomes]

I'm kind of confused about Saturday. Shotgun starts F*CK with walking. I'm starting and finishing like 3 miles from the clubhouse.

 

If I know I'm going to be in a cart all day, I can wear the Jackson Pollocks, but I don't know if they're broken in enough for walking yet. They're yellow, red, and black, though, which is nice.

 

WEAR

[eagle1997]

I'm kind of confused about Saturday. Shotgun starts F*CK with walking. I'm starting and finishing like 3 miles from the clubhouse.

 

If I know I'm going to be in a cart all day, I can wear the Jackson Pollocks, but I don't know if they're broken in enough for walking yet. They're yellow, red, and black, though, which is nice.

 

we need the cityversion of bob ross. then mondrian. then the citytake on rembrandt's use of chiaroscuro.

 

all in the medium of golf shoe, of course.

 

[Golfer827]

I'm kind of confused about Saturday. Shotgun starts F*CK with walking. I'm starting and finishing like 3 miles from the clubhouse.

 

If I know I'm going to be in a cart all day, I can wear the Jackson Pollocks, but I don't know if they're broken in enough for walking yet. They're yellow, red, and black, though, which is nice.

 

Tell you what, Dad. During the morning 18, we ride. Singles 9, Clicgear Mafia.

[FAbb]

You can't say no to your sweet baby boy, city. Saddle up in that cart, and rock the F outta the Jackson Pollocks.

[TheCityGame]

You know what was funny. . .when I played at TV Hialeah a couple weeks back, both guys had Caddy-Tek, not Clic.

[davechen]

I'm kind of confused about Saturday. Shotgun starts F*CK with walking. I'm starting and finishing like 3 miles from the clubhouse.

 

If I know I'm going to be in a cart all day, I can wear the Jackson Pollocks, but I don't know if they're broken in enough for walking yet. They're yellow, red, and black, though, which is nice.

 

Tell you what, Dad. During the morning 18, we ride. Singles 9, Clicgear Mafia.

 

Yeah, that sounds like a reasonable plan. I might just do that. Although for only 9, I might not pack the Clicgear.

[dcmidnight]

Am I the only one that keeps the Clic loaded in the trunk at all times? No idea why but it just stays there during the season. Clic, umbrellas, rain gear, two pairs of shoes, towels and some other random golf stuff.

[TheCityGame]

Am I the only one that keeps the Clic loaded in the trunk at all times? No idea why but it just stays there during the season. Clic, umbrellas, rain gear, two pairs of shoes, towels and some other random golf stuff.

No. ALways keep the Caddy Tek in my hatchback. In plain view.

 

Not the clubs anymore. But the push cart never comes out.

[davechen]

Am I the only one that keeps the Clic loaded in the trunk at all times? No idea why but it just stays there during the season. Clic, umbrellas, rain gear, two pairs of shoes, towels and some other random golf stuff.

 

Don't have space for it. I have the whole family's golf sets in the trunk, all four of them.

[dcmidnight]

Am I the only one that keeps the Clic loaded in the trunk at all times? No idea why but it just stays there during the season. Clic, umbrellas, rain gear, two pairs of shoes, towels and some other random golf stuff.

No. ALways keep the Caddy Tek in my hatchback. In plain view.

 

Not the clubs anymore. But the push cart never comes out.

 

Yeah I never keep the clubs in there but almost everything else stays.

[FAbb]

Am I the only one that keeps the Clic loaded in the trunk at all times? No idea why but it just stays there during the season. Clic, umbrellas, rain gear, two pairs of shoes, towels and some other random golf stuff.

 

I do. I've even had it in my trunk for the past 2.5 months...

 

[TheCityGame]

Incoherent Adams is back at it on the front page.

 

His premise this week is that the golf population is aging so someone has to be ready to take advantage of it. I think. He explains it thusly, "Think of it this way. You own an Italian restaurant and you hear that Italy is closing and moving down the block. I don’t think the entire country will be dropping in, but you can bet I’m expanding the menu and sprucing the place up".

 

He writes this. I challenge anyone to untangle this web of pro-nouns and half sentences. He's in italics.

 

To start my big picture objective, I would engage the Golf Channel and get them actively on board.

 

okay. He's going to get the Golf Channel on board.

 

Why so much emphasis?

 

On what? Are you saying that "I would engage the Golf Channel" is "so much emphasis"?

 

Go back to the participation statistic. If we can’t get them on the bandwagon (they’re a for-profit business, and their business is golf) it’s time to head to the 19th hole and a cold one.

 

Ok, I'm back at the participation statistic. "if we can't get them on the bandwagon....", Them? The participation statistics? Ok, TGC. . .so, your whole plan hinges on getting TGC into your plan. It's time to head to the 19th hole and DRINK a cold one? Or do you mean, "time to head to the 19th hole and not one of these warm ones, but one with air conditioning."? Or a cold shower?

 

What is on the bandwagon? Again, I’ll repeat, they’re the golf marketing experts.

 

Don't get lost here. He said, "we need to get TGC on the bandwagon. What is on the bandwagon? I don't know, they're the experts." IT'S YOUR BANDWAGON.

 

I prefer to be regaled by the quality and depth of their insight.

 

So, at this point, his idea to market golf is to find someone else who is good at marketing and have them market it.

 

Should they ask me, if it were “my restaurant,” I’d say we need a definitive culture on speed of play.

 

"We need a definitive culture on speed of play." We need a conversation on it? We need an agreement on it? We need to grow it in a petri dish? WTF is he talking about?

 

 

Bringing in new players to “enjoy” slow play invokes the response “too slow, no fun” as they leave the premises.

 

So, you are going to get TGC to run your marketing plan, but if their marketing plan is bringing in slow golfers, then you don't like that marketing plan.

 

Believe me, this makes no more sense in the context of the article.

 

http://www.golfwrx.com/447484/the-great-opportunity-in-the-golf-industry/