MD/VA/DC Golfers - Ten Seconds or Less

[Gmen1204]

Going to a Bourbon Bacon and Beer party after golf tomorrow I have the bacon and beer covered but not a bourbon drinker so I need some names of good bourbon in the 50$ a fifth range ?

 

I think my top 2 in that range right now would be Blantons and Breckenridge.

 

Will they be serving Pappy's Maple Syrup?

 

http://www.pappyco.com/barrel-aged-pure-maple-syrup-aged-in-pappy-van-winkle-bourbon-barrels/

Very interesting

[baddomes]

So I got my clubs at BWI and they must have dragged the bag or it got stuck in a belt because the zipper is destroyed. Like, the little teeth are gone in a small section. I'm going to have to cut the bag open to get my clubs out. I saw the f*****g dude at the Las vegas airport throw the bag on the conveyor belt zipper side down (instead of on its back, like every normal person would) and I'm sure it happened somewhere between there and before it got to the airplane.

 

It is a Last Bag by club glove, and they say their warranties are great, we'll see if they can help. I think they'll only warranty on defects to the bag. Less than one year old. f***.

[GooseHook]

Going to a Bourbon Bacon and Beer party after golf tomorrow I have the bacon and beer covered but not a bourbon drinker so I need some names of good bourbon in the 50$ a fifth range ?

 

Rowan's Creek is excellent. If you find it, chances are the people you're drinking with have yet to try it.

[jkc-rva]

Blantons is about $55 for 750ml. Definitely my favorite reasonably priced bourbon.

[jhbangas]

Going to a Bourbon Bacon and Beer party after golf tomorrow I have the bacon and beer covered but not a bourbon drinker so I need some names of good bourbon in the 50$ a fifth range ?

 

Rowan's Creek is excellent. If you find it, chances are the people you're drinking with have yet to try it.

 

Good call. If you're willing to spend a little bit more money, I'd also consider Noah's Mill by the same folks that make Rowan's Creek.

[FAbb]

What's up with the calm before The TurKey Party?

 

Can we get a couple of those PQ rage stories?

[TheCityGame]

My meat boys are getting psyched.

 

One guy told me he went to the range yesterday and it went well and that he has to be more "viligent" about going to the range.

[SullGolf]

My meat boys are getting psyched.

 

One guy told me he went to the range yesterday and it went well and that he has to be more "viligent" about going to the range.

 

Things are feeling good for my bet with CCMVP. I can feel it deep in my plums.

[FAbb]

My meat boys are getting psyched.

 

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[XHoop24]

My meat boys are getting psyched.

 

One guy told me he went to the range yesterday and it went well and that he has to be more "viligent" about going to the range.

 

The Meats! Looking forward to it. Although my game is not in great shape after two weeks of not swinging a club, my snack game is going to be on point. Dried mangos, jerky, peanut butter crackers, vanilla crackers (thanks Domes).

[eagle1997]

dried mangos are my MFing JAM.

 

if there were any rungs higher on my ladder of awesomeness, you've have climbed them right there. as it is, you were already at the top to begin with.

 

FIREBALL!!!!

[TheCityGame]

Over/Under Number of Double Bogeys tomorrow.

 

Over .5 $5/$1 (bet $1 to win $5)

Under .5 $1/$5 (bet $5 to win $1)

 

Double bogey can't be from bet-winner's group.

[FAbb]

vanilla crackers (thanks Domes).

 

 

[TheCityGame]

My meat boys are getting psyched.

 

One guy told me he went to the range yesterday and it went well and that he has to be more "viligent" about going to the range.

 

The Meats! Looking forward to it. Although my game is not in great shape after two weeks of not swinging a club, my snack game is going to be on point. Dried mangos, jerky, peanut butter crackers, vanilla crackers (thanks Domes).

We might be in trouble.

 

11:45 is a little tricky gastronomically. Like, if you eat a normal breakfast at 7 or 8, you're going to be hungry like noonish. But, you can't eat at noon. You're going to be warming up from 11:15-11:45.

 

I think the best idea is to hold off early morning, or just have a piece of toast. Then, eat a big breakfast finishing around 10:30, and get to the course around 11:15 for warm-up. 11:10 if you have a call. Which I will.

[jhbangas]

dried mangos are my MFing JAM.

 

if there were any rungs higher on my ladder of awesomeness, you've have climbed them right there. as it is, you were already at the top to begin with.

 

FIREBALL!!!!

 

I can confirm that MVPs dried mango game is on point. Powered our team to victory at the 6 1/2s.

[FAbb]

you're going to be hungry like noonish. But, you can't eat at noon.

 

Why?

[baddomes]

No.

 

[TheCityGame]

You can't eat after playing ONE hole of golf.

 

That's absurd.

[baddomes]

You can't eat after playing ONE hole of golf.

 

That's absurd.

 

I don't understand what you're describing here. Are you talking about it being absurd by going back to the clubhouse and sitting down and ordering the filet medallions after one hole of golf?

 

Or are you saying that it's absurd for someone to ingest anything on the course after one hole of golf?

[FAbb]

You can't eat after playing ONE hole of golf.

 

That's absurd.

 

You're absurd.

[jhbangas]

TheCityWrong

[FAbb]

No.

 

 

This is some Ghostbusters crossing the streams level $hit right here. Nekot Cookies and Grandmas Cookies are no longer separate factions. My life is a lie.

[DT15]

MVP: you want a mango?

DT: sure!

MVP: I get these specially from the Philippines. My (MIO?) brings me a few bags every time she goes.

DT: you can't get the (brand) here?

MVP: no, I don't think so

DT: eats half of bag. Goes home and orders biggest bag possible off Amazon.

[FAbb]

Well, what's the brand? These dried mangos are looking to be the next hive-approved snack. They're gonna be YUGE.

[DT15]

Well, what's the brand? These dried mangos are looking to be the next hive-approved snack. They're gonna be YUGE.

 

Philippines. Yep that's the brand, real original. They have lightly sweetened dried coconut too. Gonna give those a try.

 

The mangoes are unreal. They taste like a mango. Most dried fruit doesn't taste like the actual fruit IMO. These do. Instant hook.

[TheCityGame]

You either eat before you play golf, or you wait until you're hungry to eat. You don't eat one hole in.

 

It's like sitting down at a movie and after the opening credits, you go, "gotta take a pee."

 

Second tee box : "just a minute guys, I need a granola bar." Ridiculous.

 

6th tee box -- minimum -- is earliest on course location to have a snack. Even then, I'm figuring I'm going to have to lend you a tee or something before the end of the day.

[baddomes]

They are very hard to get

 

[FAbb]

.

 

You either eat before you play golf, or you wait until you're hungry to eat. You don't eat one hole in.

 

It's like sitting down at a movie and after the opening credits, you go, "gotta take a pee."

 

Second tee box : "just a minute guys, I need a granola bar." Ridiculous.

 

6th tee box -- minimum -- is earliest on course location to have a snack. Even then, I'm figuring I'm going to have to lend you a tee or something before the end of the day.

 

You're absurd.

[Golfer827]

Haven't swung a club since the 6.c&p's. I'll need to get to the course earlier than normal tomorrow to get a good range session in.

[DT15]

Domes: open a topic in the DoD that's a fake all day.

 

Fabb: you're on the right track.