MD/VA/DC Golfers - Ten Seconds or Less

[FAbb]

Word on the street is that K-Sig is coming out with their own Philippine Mangoes. Two bags for the 2/3 the price of a single bag of Philippines brand. They're gonna be YUGE.

 

Haven't swung a club since the 6.c&p's. I'll need to get to the course earlier than normal tomorrow to get a good range session in.

 

Make sure you leave time to eat before the round starts as well. Wouldn't want to get caught eating on the course prior to our 6th hole of the day. That would be a real faux pas.

[SullGolf]

The Tao of CityGame:

 

Urinating on the 2nd hole is okay.

 

Eating on the 2nd hole is ridiculous.

[jhbangas]

The Tao of CityGame:

 

Urinating on the 2nd hole is okay.

 

Eating on the 2nd hole is ridiculous.

 

This is actually an interesting list.

 

Cityfisting on the 2nd hole is okay.

 

Eating on the 2nd hole is absurd.

[TheCityGame]

Up to the knuckle on the second hole is OK.

 

Eating on the second hole is absurd.

[eagle1997]

yelling "we're teeing off!" when people are *clearly* within sight/reach on the 2nd hole is fine.

 

eating on the 2nd hole is not.

[eagle1997]

Up to the knuckle on the second hole is OK.

 

Eating the second hole is absurd.

 

FTFY

[Golfer827]

Word on the street is that K-Sig is coming out with their own Philippine Mangoes. Two bags for the 2/3 the price of a single bag of Philippines brand. They're gonna be YUGE.

 

Haven't swung a club since the 6.c&p's. I'll need to get to the course earlier than normal tomorrow to get a good range session in.

 

Make sure you leave time to eat before the round starts as well. Wouldn't want to get caught eating on the course prior to our 6th hole of the day. That would be a real faux pas.

 

I'll be eating on the way to the course. Might get a quick bite at the turn. I may be a fat @ss, but I'm not in dire need of food the entire time.

[jkc-rva]

Well, what's the brand? These dried mangos are looking to be the next hive-approved snack. They're gonna be YUGE.

 

Philippines. Yep that's the brand, real original. They have lightly sweetened dried coconut too. Gonna give those a try.

 

The mangoes are unreal. They taste like a mango. Most dried fruit doesn't taste like the actual fruit IMO. These do. Instant hook.

Are they just dried mangos or is there added sugar? If all natural, I think I'll give em a shot. I love mango.

[TheCityGame]

Someone gets it.

 

Word on the street is that K-Sig is coming out with their own Philippine Mangoes. Two bags for the 2/3 the price of a single bag of Philippines brand. They're gonna be YUGE.

 

Haven't swung a club since the 6.c&p's. I'll need to get to the course earlier than normal tomorrow to get a good range session in.

 

Make sure you leave time to eat before the round starts as well. Wouldn't want to get caught eating on the course prior to our 6th hole of the day. That would be a real faux pas.

 

I'll be eating on the way to the course. Might get a quick bite at the turn. I may be a fat @ss, but I'm not in dire need of food the entire time.

[baddomes]

Up to the knuckle on the second hole is OK. Eating on the second hole is absurd.

 

Which knuckle?

[jhbangas]

Up to the knuckle on the second hole is OK. Eating on the second hole is absurd.

 

Which knuckle?

 

Which foot?

[eagle1997]

[baddomes]

Up to the knuckle on the second hole is OK. Eating on the second hole is absurd.

 

Which knuckle?

 

Which foot?

 

And just to be clear we're not counting elbows as knuckles, right?

[jhbangas]

Up to the knuckle on the second hole is OK. Eating on the second hole is absurd.

 

Which knuckle?

 

Which foot?

 

And just to be clear we're not counting elbows as knuckles, right?

 

A joint is a joint, amirite?

[FAbb]

I'm not in dire need of food the entire time.

 

I am. I might even bring a nut bag, and take it straight to the face.

[eagle1997]

Up to the knuckle on the second hole is OK. Eating on the second hole is absurd.

 

Which knuckle?

 

Which foot?

 

which hole?

[DT15]

 

Why you gotta bring my face into this?

[GooseHook]

That reminds me, I need to check at Target. Last time in there they had single snack packs of the Honey Mustard & Onion pretzel pieces. So dank.

[Golfer827]

I'm not in dire need of food the entire time.

 

I am. I might even bring a nut bag, and take it straight to the face.

 

Nuts to the face seems to be a trend with Hokies.

[DT15]

Up to the knuckle on the second hole is OK. Eating on the second hole is absurd.

 

Which knuckle?

 

Which foot?

 

And just to be clear we're not counting elbows as knuckles, right?

 

A joint is a joint, amirite?

 

Wrong:

 

[Gmen1204]

That reminds me, I need to check at Target. Last time in there they had single snack packs of the Honey Mustard & Onion pretzel pieces. So dank.

Saw them at Giant yesterday

[mtn1414]

Over/Under Number of Double Bogeys tomorrow.

 

Over .5 $5/$1 (bet $1 to win $5)

Under .5 $1/$5 (bet $5 to win $1)

 

Double bogey can't be from bet-winner's group.

 

You mean second ball pars, right?

[eagle1997]

That reminds me, I need to check at Target.

 

i wonder which of the previous posts inspired the "TARGET" thought.

 

this one?

Why you gotta bring my face into this?

 

this one?

I might even bring a nut bag, and take it straight to the face.

 

this one?

which hole?

 

or this one?

Urinating on the 2nd hole is okay.

[SullGolf]

My new entry in to this week's WRX humblebrag absurdity:

 

Now I will never claim to be a big hitter. I'd say average total driving distance is between 270-290. 300 yards are occassional, but the max I've ever had is probably 320.

[FAbb]

Golf Talk Friday : Predict the winning score for tomorrow's TurKey Party.

[eagle1997]

Golf Talk Friday : Predict the winning score for tomorrow's TurKey Party.

 

-12

[SullGolf]

Golf Talk Friday : Predict the winning score for tomorrow's TurKey Party.

 

-12

 

You are predicting that you are going to lose your bet with sneek?

[eagle1997]

Golf Talk Friday : Predict the winning score for tomorrow's TurKey Party.

 

-12

 

You are predicting that you are going to lose your bet with sneek?

 

it's a mindgame sully. it's all a mindgame.

[eagle1997]

 

TurKey Party Bet Tracker

 

Sully bets Eagle $5 that

Sneek, Sully, Bangass, THDC

will beat

Eagle, Meat Lenny, Meat Alton, Boogs

 

Sully bets Hoop $5 that

Sneek, Sully, Bangass, THDC

will beat

City, Hoop, Meat Don, Meat Dave

 

Sully bets FAbb that

Sneek, Sully, Bangass, THDC

will beat

FAbb, Goose, Meat Nick, 827

 

Sully bets DT $5 that

Sneek, Sully, Bangass, THDC

will beat

DT, Meat Alan, PAMAtt, Dagoose

 

Sully bets MTN $5 that

Sneek, Sully, Bangass, THDC

will beat

Kenty, MTN, ALTSean, GMen

 

Sneek bets Eagle $5 that

the winning score will be UNDER 58.5

 

Sneek bets DT $5 that

the winning score will be UNDER 58.5

 

Eagle bets GMen $2 that

there will be UNDER 1.5 birdies on #9

 

Eagle bets Kent $5 that

there will be OVER 3 clears

 

 

 

also, i'll take city's double bogey bet. i want the over. ($1 to win $5).

[FAbb]

TurKey Party Bet Tracker

 

Sully bets Eagle $5 that

Sneek, Sully, Bangass, THDC

will beat

Eagle, Meat Lenny, Meat Alton, Boogs

 

Sully bets Hoop $5 that

Sneek, Sully, Bangass, THDC

will beat

City, Hoop, Meat Don, Meat Dave

 

Sully bets FAbb that

Sneek, Sully, Bangass, THDC

will beat

FAbb, Goose, Meat Nick, 827

 

Sully bets DT $5 that

Sneek, Sully, Bangass, THDC

will beat

DT, Meat Alan, PAMAtt, Dagoose

 

Sully bets MTN $5 that

Sneek, Sully, Bangass, THDC

will beat

Kenty, MTN, ALTSean, GMen

 

Sneek bets Eagle $5 that

the winning score will be UNDER 58.5

 

Sneek bets DT $5 that

the winning score will be UNDER 58.5

 

Eagle bets GMen $2 that

there will be UNDER 1.5 birdies on #9

 

Eagle bets Kent $5 that

there will be OVER 3 clears

 

Eagle bets City $2 ($2 bet to win $10) that

there will be OVER .5 double bogies made

 

Updated.