You know you are addicted to golf when......

[skinny99]

When you know all the specs on you and all your partners equipment! Know the the dates for all the majors!! And cant remember your spouses birthday/anniversary!!! :) Todd

[Klean]

When you're watching a repeat of the Playing Lessons from the Pros... for the 5th time.

Or when you fall asleep watching TGC, wake up 3 hours later, and the same show is on that you fell asleep to... then you stay up to watch the end.

 

HAHAHA...I do that almost daily.

[goldwolf]

Your boss leans over your shoulder and whispers "average gross 72.6, putts per round 31.1, GIR 56%, all great stats there sonny, but that spreadsheet is not really work related is it? My office, 11:00, don't be late on the tee please."

 

:)

[brooky333]

when you book a lesson with you golf pro (not to check your swing) But to show him your latest club!

 

Sonartec 5 Wood purple ice 75G Golf Pride Decade Multi-Compound Blue /white!

 

brooky333

[Misc1600]

1.You have golf smith and TGW catalogs from 2006,07,08 in the bathroom – AND you still read them.

2.You wear ankle socks with dress slacks at work just in case.

3.You know the specs of every new set of clubs on the market.

[buztech]

When you eagerly await the new edition of Golf for Women you subscribe to and could not care less anymore about those new Victoria Secret's catalogs on mail.

[t.bahama]

When you work behind a desk all day and your hands look like sandpaper with a few very large calluses. When you can tell if another guy has a good swing or not by the location of his calluses.

[roncee]

funny post

[Riuzzi]

Also..When your wife sends you a pic like this and asks if she should put the in the closet like the rest, or leave them for when you get home.

 

Also..When you have a package come in...and you don't remember ordering anything

 

 

That pic just cracked me up Chris!! :)

[raidernut1234]

Also..When your wife sends you a pic like this and asks if she should put the in the closet like the rest, or leave them for when you get home.

 

Also..When you have a package come in...and you don't remember ordering anything

 

 

That pic just cracked me up Chris!! :)

 

YEP!! Gives him something to look forward to coming home too (don't tell his wife I said that!!) Be safe Choeppner!!!

[hogan_speedslot]

your obsessed when you mention to the Golf Galaxy salesman that Bobby Grace is leaving MacGregor and the salesman doesn't know who Bobby Grace is. They had DCT Response putters for $49!

 

or...

 

you get frustrated at ebay listings that mention Hogan Radial irons as being circa 1940s when you know damn good and well that theyre from 1980s and that Hogan's company didnt start until 1953!!!

 

or...

 

you have a screensaver of Willie Park on your computer!!

 

or... you can't decide if you prefere Aiden Quinn's or Stephan Dillaine's portrayal of Harry Vardon in Bobby Jones: Stroke of Genius and The Greatest Game Ever Played respectively.

 

You think Kelly Tilghman is hot!!

 

You watch the clip of the Ben Hogan swing tip on YouTube at least once a day! (The one where Hogan himself speaks about the movement of the lower body and says "If you don't mind, I'll hit a ball.....) and you want to chokeslam anyone who criticizes his swing in the comments section.

 

You can't decide if you want to play you modern titanium/hybrids & cavity backs or throwback persimmons and blades for the day's round just because you like a challenge.

[tourblade]

If the term " Double-D" makes you think of David Duval..........you have golf issues!

[tanj]

If the term " Double-D" makes you think of David Duval..........you have golf issues!

 

Oh my...I've really got to get out more often then!

[Grant076]

When you get pissed at mini golf saying "How does that break?!?!"

 

When you have read post #1 through #134 in this topic.

[euan]

On the spur of the moment you invent a putting game involving two planks of wood and a golf ball. In the office. (pm me for the rules, it hasn't been copyrighted yet )

[dave742]

Walked 36 on three consecutive days while on sick leave from work with severe bronchitis.

 

Showed up to work late because even though you should have only played 9 in the morning, you thought you could squeeze in 18. Then you get caught because your glove is hanging out your back pocket.

 

I live in Manhattan and I had my car parked on the street. The only reason why I had my car in the city (usually at my parents house in NJ) was because we were going to play bethpage black the next day. Around 3am, I get to my car to notice my rear passenger window smashed. I look around and notice that my car has been cleaned out. Not pissed about the navigation unit, radar detector, armani suit, omega watch, ipods or the laptop that was stolen. Incredibly pissed they took my primary set, backup set along with 2 pairs of golf shoes. I called the police and filed a report. Asked them to hurry up writing the report, got my backup to my backup set of clubs, ducktaped my window and made it out to bethpage by 6am. Spent an hour on the range and teed off at 7:10.

[pingman08]

When you email your club pro to see if you i10s are on order so there ready to go when you get back from the war. bob (writing from the war zone)

[Musashi]

When you're jealous of everyone else's tells.

[raidernut1234]

Huh, when you click on this thread everyday, and laugh at the posts all over again

[gpo]

When it rains at lunch time and you can't go practice, so you take a 1.5 hour lunch by driving to Golfsmith, just to look around even though you know you are not buying anything today.

[Ronzo]

When you think LAURA DAVIES is beautiful!!!!

 

No. NO. Anything but that!

[Golf472]

I have done more than half of these posts.

here is mine,

When you get to the course just after sun up, only people around are driving lawn mowers.

You chip near the parking lot until the pro shows up and says "You got it baaad".

[Golf472]

One more,

When you think of golf sayings to put on a personalized license plate.

[raidernut1234]

One more,

When you think of golf sayings to put on a personalized license plate.

 

my personal favorite of an old friend of mine, only get it if your a die hard golfer.

 

IIIundr

[SweetTeaGolfer]

You know you are addicted to golf when all of the reasons stated in this thread seem perfectly ordinary...

[ducktape]

When your laid off from work and have no money but still go to the range and wait for people tp leave some balls behind so you can hit. If your lucky you end up with enogh to fill half your bag so when you come back the next day you have a few to as not to look too suspicious so you can start all over again.

[buztech]

When you yell at your father-in-law because he bought a new expensive driver with too stiff flex of shaft and too low of loft.

[propredicr]

when your baby son's first string of words are boff ball.

willing to walk a muni course to squeeze in 9, still dressed in your wool slacks, black dress shoes, and button up shirt.

[buztech]

when your baby son's first string of words are boff ball.

 

 

ha ha that's funny.

 

better yet:

 

when your baby son's first words are "ta ta... cawt gal.. ta ta.. yumm..."

[Stekman]

When the doctor says "Now Mike, take it easy on that right knee, the MCL has to heal up," and you immediately think "Damn, I have to change to stack and tilt now..."