You know you are addicted to golf when......

[Hairpie]

When you return home from work at 4 in the morning and fondle your clubs before you fondle your wife....

[t.bahama]

When you are sitting up at 11:33 pm watching "The Approach" and reading this entire thread.

 

Also, when you are quitting your job in August to go back to school and you have set up an on-line savings account so you can still afford to play in the fall and your wife won't know about the extra money. I also have six dozen NXT Tours hidden in my closet.

[kgk]

When you feel uncomfortable wearing sandals because your feet look white as snow, yet the rest of you is nice and tan.

 

:clapping:

 

My wife has a great nickname for my tan, but it's not "board friendly". :)

[alan802]

Playng 7 days after an appendectomy, then 10 days after acl replacement/meniscus repair. Pain killers did help.

[Samsquanch]

When you have 15 golf shirts, and two ordinary t-shirts. One of the two t-shirts is greasy, wripped up, two sizes too small and reeks of chinese food.

[poppyhillsguy]

....when you know your handicap including the decimal digit. (I'm a 9.9.)

[chasm]

When you return home from work at 4 in the morning and fondle your clubs before you fondle your wife....

 

just superb :clapping:

[One_Putt_Blunder]

When you feel uncomfortable wearing sandals because your feet look white as snow, yet the rest of you is nice and tan.

 

+1 My feet are as white as an alaskan winter but the legs and arms are about 40 shades darker

[Dill Pickleson]

when your completely in debt and jobless yet you use "bill me later" to order all brand new clubs :russian_roulette:

[DaveyH]

when a school teacher needs you then ring the golf club.

[tei3rn]

when your wife calls you 'cause she's in labor and on her way to the hospital and you tell her you'll be right there...I only have two more holes to play!!!

[mikpga]

...you fall asleep going through shot by shot of your next round of golf.

[bobcat]

When your wife suggests you get a shaft extension... :russian_roulette:

[sheldonjhacker]

when you walk by Golfsmith everyday on your walk home from work (NYC) and go in to see anything new.

 

nothing is new, but you check anyway, fiddle around with a few clubs, then walk out.

 

:russian_roulette:

[nebatty]

Still reading this post instead of working!!!!! :russian_roulette:

[CMAN300]

When the glove-tan makes your left and right hand look like they each belong to different ethnic groups.

 

 

Thats me alright

[finalist]

hit a bucket of balls before work, during lunch, and after work.... and read Golfwrx during work.

[xdhammerbx]

you know you are addicted to golf when golf wrx becomes involved with your work

[cj3wood]

lol all these are good.......

 

how about when you tell your girlfriend/wife that you are fixing your clubs when you are really reshafting them with some expensive shafts

or

 

when you are broke you head over to the chipping green with your shag bag and collect the leftover range balls and use those to hit on the range(cheap i know, i don't do it all the time).

or

 

when i'm at work and i notice a customer wearing something remotely related to golf(hat, shirt, etc) i try and strike up a conversation with them, which has led to a free round of golf because they ended up working at a golf course.

or

 

when you talk about golf so much at work that your co-workers don't say hi to you rather what'd you shoot yesterday?

[sharkiesj]

...when you're driving around town and see a large area of grass, you're heart gets excited, "is that a golf course??"....only to find out it's a cemetary.

[mp33er]

... if you take more pictures of your CLUBS than your KIDS...

[Tanner25]

lol all these are good.......

 

how about when you tell your girlfriend/wife that you are fixing your clubs when you are really reshafting them with some expensive shafts

or

 

when you are broke you head over to the chipping green with your shag bag and collect the leftover range balls and use those to hit on the range(cheap i know, i don't do it all the time).

or

 

when i'm at work and i notice a customer wearing something remotely related to golf(hat, shirt, etc) i try and strike up a conversation with them, which has led to a free round of golf because they ended up working at a golf course.

or

 

when you talk about golf so much at work that your co-workers don't say hi to you rather what'd you shoot yesterday?

 

I used tp speak to everyone abt golf. Soon I had way too many people asking me to play golf.

You can only do 4 at a time.

[Plan9]

You don't go to work......

Ever.

[cj3wood]

You don't go to work......

Ever.

 

touche`, i can't count how many times i have asked to leave work early to go play

:russian_roulette:

[finalist]

...when you're driving around town and see a large area of grass, you're heart gets excited, "is that a golf course??"....only to find out it's a cemetary.

HAHAHAHA!!!

 

I get excited just to see someone with a golf brand hat on. It's like we're in some frat, only he'd think I'm a weirdo and he probably doesn't care about 909 pics.

[mcputter]

your wife asks you if you want to play around and you say 'sure, go get your clubs'.

 

you have more than two or three empty golf boxes stored in the garage for your future club 'hoing.

[mikpga]

...when you walk around Home Depot and start picking up a variety of items thinking how you may swing them or how they may be used as a training aid...

[Bartok]

You got a fellowship that permits you to take the summer off to work on your thesis, but spend all your time on the golf course (I wrote 2 pages in 2 months, only 298 pages to go...)

 

While shopping for your new car the first thing you do is to check if your clubs will be comfortable in the trunk... when you finally get your new car, the first thing you do is put your golf bag in the trunk a stick a "I'd rather be driving a Titleist" bumper sticker...

 

You plan your vacation and make sure you don't miss a game of your league

[PurePursuit]

When you check under the ball dispenser for extra range balls.

 

When you can mark the exact minute the lights go off at the driving range. (Changed it to 9:47 now grr..can still putt on the practice green though)

 

When you wish your work clothing was also clima-cool.

 

When you have WRX open on the computer, The Golf Channel on the TV, a club in your hand, and your next round on your mind.

[mjbone23]

When you have WRX open on the computer, The Golf Channel on the TV, a club in your hand, and your next round on your mind.

 

 

i'm guilty right now :russian_roulette:

 

-Jordan