Axis1 Putters CAPTION THIS CONTEST: Give us your best shot!

[tuffy]

[quote name='someon3' timestamp='1398712523' post='9188741']
Axis putters..
"What do you get for the sightless golfer who has everything"

"No other putter on the market can transition as seemlessly to a walking stick"

"Don't judge a book by...bleh just try it"

"It might be ugly, but it does what no other...nvm.."

"Wrap a flag around it and use it for your country"

"I know you are but what am I"

"The biggest Punk'd episode in history..shhhh"

"WTH you lookin at?!"

"Yes we're serious, JEEZ, why do you keep asking that stupid question..Gawd.."

"Bet you didn't like the taste of Whiskey the 1st time either"

"I've seen your wife, don't act like your not curious"

"Crafted by a red headed stepchild with his rented mule"

"We dare you, we double dare you"

"Style points do not lower scores, however neither does w/e this is, the point is.. wait
what were we talkin about?"

"If you only view it in a mirror it barely hurts"

"Yeah I farted, deal with it"

"It's balanced..nuff said"

"Reinventing something"

"..Finally the question, Least likely to be listed in a signature, has been answered, loud and clear"

And for being good sports, here's one that's usable

Axis1
"HaHaHaHaHaHaHa, .....made it"





Side effects: may cause irritation, temporary blindness, loss of sex drive, itchy palm, embarrassment,
uncontrollable snickering and in one unfortunate case the users peepee inverted completely into the
abdominal cavity..but he did make the putt so..
[/quote]
The winner has to be in this post.
Nothing more needs to be said, shut it down.

[retrogolfrl]

" The balance is within"

[cane700]

WWII called. They want their mine detector back.

[ShortSticks]

Axis 1: Number ONE in a blind putter test.

[ShortSticks]

Axis 1: You cant handle the TRUTH!!!

[mikeyzgcd]

"Thanks, but no thanks."

[Kadin 25]

"Axis 1 that's a funny name for a door stop"

Thanks for the chance!

[Hou_Hater]

"No need to secretly visit that doctor on the other side of town. Just look at this putter for a few seconds and the abortion will take care of itself."

[MNgolf24]

Axis, Apex of the Vortex of Putter Engineering

[Buclow]

I know what you're thinking...but seeing/putting is believing.

[curtis1959]

Even the Tour Issue model won't sell.

[ThunderBuzzworth]

The top view isnt that bad but the other angles could cause blindness

[lunny]

"If it said Cameron you'd buy it"

[the4hornes]

My Granddad had one of those, he called it a Sling Blade.

[JJensen]

Never question which club to break again...

[Mitchell]

Axis1, so ugly your cat will try to bury it, the only thing you will bury is putts!

[oldschoolrocker]

AXIS,

"Does your ball revolve around a true axis when struck by your current putter?"
"If not, find your independence with The AXIS revolution."

cc
drs
2014

[jeffreyjenkins]

"I don't have the nicest curves but i'm perfectly balanced"

[Pert1862]

Does a bowl of soup come with that?

[homergolf]

If sterling gets banned by silver, I guess I can take home gold with an Axis 1...

[Lvanwheeler1]

This thing looks as bad as John Blake's coaching...

[Guia]

I have seen better looking anal probes.

[Raytor]

"Axis 1 - the art of putting" - designed by Salvador Dali

[bell812]

Axis 1-Ugly is as ugly does, and this putter does ugly!

[lsf_21]

Have you ever hit a hosel rocket with a putter? heres your chance!

[sTmGolfer]

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Sucker born every minute.

[One_Putt_Blunder]

I would create a caption but that means I have a chance to win that thing, crap where is the delete button

[OUZO Power]

"Putt like an Egyptian"

[Kadin 25]

[quote name='Jersey golfer' timestamp='1398713077' post='9188819']
Instead of a head cover you get a brown paper bag.
[/quote]This is well played sir!!!!

[Chet360]

"Giving new meaning to putting lights out."