Axis1 Putters CAPTION THIS CONTEST: Give us your best shot!

[HipCheck]

 

 

From unconventional to ugly, chances are Axis1 has heard it all about their putters. However, they are designed to be "perfectly balanced" and with that comes a non-traditional design. They are VERY CONFIDENT in their product and want you to a believer, but first, they want your best shot.

 

Caption this photo above. NO. HOLDS. BARRED. Tell the truth (Keep it PG-rated, people).

 

They'll be an announcement for a few we judge as the best.

 

GO!

 

 

 

[Woodridge]

Feeling bad that no one has posted yet.


"Is that for a putting green or a fireplace?"

[Wall-E]

"The force is strong within this one!"

Or

"Don't judge a putter by the way it looks!"

[Caesar Palache]

"you expect me to look at that thing while putting?"

"we have a pool and a pond, pond would be good for you"

[deck]

I have taken home worse


I would only use that night putting because I don't want to look at it

[joey2aces]

this putter may have Peyronie's disease but you're less likely to 'pull one o' dees' putts.

[tatertot]

A putter this ugly has to work.

[rtraudt]

"So this is why some people putt with their eyes closed..."

[jastroud]

"Threw my putter in the ugly tree...looked like this when if fell out...hit every branch."

[buckifuss16]

speechless? does that count?

[mikes919]

"I think they milled this one a little too deep."

"Pretty doesn't make putts."

"You buy a putter like this, I'll bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?"

[rlbennet28]

So ugly, you have to putt with your eyes closed.

[someon3]

Axis putters..
"What do you get for the sightless golfer who has everything"

"No other putter on the market can transition as seemlessly to a walking stick"

"Don't judge a book by...bleh just try it"

"It might be ugly, but it does what no other...nvm.."

"Wrap a flag around it and use it for your country"

"I know you are but what am I"

"The biggest Punk'd episode in history..shhhh"

"WTH you lookin at?!"

"Yes we're serious, JEEZ, why do you keep asking that stupid question..Gawd.."

"Bet you didn't like the taste of Whiskey the 1st time either"

"I've seen your wife, don't act like your not curious"

"Crafted by a red headed stepchild with his rented mule"

"We dare you, we double dare you"

"Style points do not lower scores, however neither does w/e this is, the point is.. wait
what were we talkin about?"

"If you only view it in a mirror it barely hurts"

"Yeah I farted, deal with it"

"It's balanced..nuff said"

"Reinventing something"

"..Finally the question, Least likely to be listed in a signature, has been answered, loud and clear"

And for being good sports, here's one that's usable

Axis1
"HaHaHaHaHaHaHa, .....made it"





Side effects: may cause irritation, temporary blindness, loss of sex drive, itchy palm, embarrassment,
uncontrollable snickering and in one unfortunate case the users peepee inverted completely into the
abdominal cavity..but he did make the putt so..

[FullOfBrushMan]

The putter has a worse shot of becoming successful than Donald Sterling teaching ethics at Grambling University.

[Jersey golfer]

Instead of a head cover you get a brown paper bag.

[skylargolf]

"It inspires confidence, because it looks uglier than even the worst of putting strokes"

[misplacedtexan83]

"Its so crazy it might just work"

Honestly, who hasn't bent a club over their knee before and still use it?

[thesamwise]

This putter's so ugly that Jon Daly would need to hammer down two thirties before he'd make a pass at it.

[Olson12]

[s]"does it come with a free bowl of soup?"[/s]


Edit*** Didn't see someone above me already posted this....

[jongalt55]

Axis 1--Because the first thing a golfer with the shanks wants to see is a big old hosel on his/her putter...

Axis 1--Proving, yet again, why engineers should not be allowed to design putters by themselves.

Axis 1--Proving that the Futura was not, in fact, the ugliest putter ever made.

[Hairpie]

When they talk about being beat with the ugly stick...This is THAT stick...

[Hairpie]

When science and golf collide the results are inexplicable...

[signats]

For those who are bold enough to wear socks with sandals: Axis1

[fore_life]

Not even Cameron will copy that.

[adam10]

No, your wife didn't run over your putter while backing out of the garage, it's SUPPOSED to look like that" "

[Iñigo_Kolbe]

"I'm sure if you melt it, it'll be worth a few bucks."

[Iñigo_Kolbe]

"Axis1 putters... The Snuggie of golf clubs."

[rbhan12]

One putt with Axis1

[sethdavidsdad]

Holly back scratcher batman

[Itsjustagame]

Crooked putter=straight putts