MD/VA/DC Golfers - Ten Seconds or Less

[siegel159]

Anybody else already have scripted attire? I've known what I'm rockin at the 7's for a couple months now

[Kent01putt]

Come on guys give 827 a break. Winning the naming rights will be the only thing he wins cause he will most likely purchase those BUTT-ery blades at Dicks the night before the 7's. He will have an @ss itch from the night before and that will be the reason he losses.

 

PS #angryilostthenamingrights

[dcmidnight]

Just no. We're not doing that. You guys want to do juice your whatever - take it to the Hive message board.

[FAbb]

This mass post deletion better not make my case of forumAIDS worse. I've got a relatively mild case, compared to Domes. If his gets any worse, it'll probably kill him.

[bayrat88]

What is this Hive message board DC speaks of?

[Golfer827]

Fair enough.

 

My 7's script: My FedEx Uniform but with my black FJ Casuals.

 

I can arrive early with sticks and a drum pad to play some of the Ravens Stuff I remember, if wanted.

 

[SullGolf]

Possible reasons 827 will get fired before the end of October:

1) Misusing company assets by dressing in uniform.

2) Sullying the good name of the company by sponsoring the 7s without permission

3) Getting busy with a customer in the back of the van.

[Ocgolfrick]

What is this Hive message board DC speaks of?

 

You mean the one where we plan trips to far away golf locales and exclusive events like going to Congressional, Caves Valley and Merion?

 

 

Oh, there um..., there isn't one. DCMidnight just made that up. Didn't you DC? (elbows him hard in ribs)

[XHoop24]

I can arrive early with sticks and a drum pad to play some of the Ravens Stuff I remember, if wanted.

 

 

Keep in mind, I won't actually be there this year, but I feel confident answering for the group.

[StixBmore]

Fair enough.

 

My 7's script: My FedEx Uniform but with my black FJ Casuals.

 

I can arrive early with sticks and a drum pad to play some of the Ravens Stuff I remember, if wanted.

That's our Captain! Go smalls

[TheCityGame]

Usually not a good idea to bring a DRUM to a GOLF COURSE.

 

You know, we're not renting it out for a day, right?

[Golfer827]

Usually not a good idea to bring a DRUM to a GOLF COURSE.

 

You know, we're not renting it out for a day, right?

 

Pad, not actual drum. Smaller, quieter. Won't make the neighborhood duck or get out their firearms.

[TheCityGame]

So psyched that I wasn't on the receiving end of getting a post removed.

 

I think that means it resets and goes back to me. It's like the waiver wire.

 

[FAbb]

There are still a ton of posts with the original post quoted, so I wouldn't be so sure the purge is over.

[Ocgolfrick]

[TheCityGame]

Is there a sign above the door that says, "Ye Olde Drumme Playing Shoppe"?

 

No, there isn't.

 

You know why?

 

Because we ain't in Ye Olde Drumme Playing Shoppe business.

[baddomes]

Bring. The. Drum.

[FAbb]

Pad.

[Ocgolfrick]

Bring. The. Drum.

Domes, I think you need to bypass the chair of the 7's committee on this and call the Pro Shop directly.

The conversation should go like this:

 

"Dear Mr. or Mrs. Golf Pro, we are having a team event there on Oct 21st. Would it be ok, if, to honor America,freedom and golf, that we have our own drummer to play the Star Spangled Banner, the Ravens fight song, and maybe a riff on Iron Man from Black Sabbath before we tee off?"

 

I cannot imagine a scenario in which they would say no.

[Golfer827]

Funny thing: We played Iron Man in an Ozzy Ozborne medley. Contained parts of Mister Crowley, Iron Man, and Crazy Train.

 

The notes by the drums were very repetitive, though.

 

I think I'd keep it to a couple things like 'Goose', the Cadences we did in the street, maybe a few more fun things but that's really it.

[pquarta1]

Drum pad or bust.

[DT15]

Told y'all that ish was disturbing.

[XHoop24]

Bring. The. Drum.

Domes, I think you need to bypass the chair of the 7's committee on this and call the Pro Shop directly.

The conversation should go like this:

 

"Dear Mr. or Mrs. Golf Pro, we are having a team event there on Oct 21st. Would it be ok, if, to honor America,freedom and golf, that we have our own drummer to play the Star Spangled Banner, the Ravens fight song, and maybe a riff on Iron Man from Black Sabbath before we tee off?"

 

I cannot imagine a scenario in which they would say no.

 

The issue - I just know Domes would take a knee during the National Anthem setting off a controversy across all of WRX. That man is just not a patriot.

[Ocgolfrick]

Bring. The. Drum.

Domes, I think you need to bypass the chair of the 7's committee on this and call the Pro Shop directly.

The conversation should go like this:

 

"Dear Mr. or Mrs. Golf Pro, we are having a team event there on Oct 21st. Would it be ok, if, to honor America,freedom and golf, that we have our own drummer to play the Star Spangled Banner, the Ravens fight song, and maybe a riff on Iron Man from Black Sabbath before we tee off?"

 

I cannot imagine a scenario in which they would say no.

 

The issue - I just know Domes would take a knee during the National Anthem setting off a controversy across all of WRX. That man is just not a patriot.

 

Actually if he takes a knee that will put him at eye level with most of the small team. It will really be a gesture of kindness, one that says " I feel your pain, you poor losers of the genetic lottery."

[thechief16]

Bummed to to be able to make the 7s, but it opens up the chances for the turkey shootout.

[endlesswinterco]

So 7s, haven't plays before, rules, etc? 7 clubs only? Also never played this course, so if any BIGS want to help me out, that would be great. Costumes?

[SullGolf]

7 clubs. Probably. Last year City made a twist where your opponent got to choose one of your clubs to remove, so it was only 6 clubs.

 

No measuring devices...GPS, phones, lasers, etc. The measuring device thing is tough because the course is marked horribly wrong. What it says on the card and on the course is rarely correct. You have to experience that yourself though, because no one will be able to convince you of it until you play it.

 

After 18, there's a showdown on the pitch-and-putt course. First year it was club plus putter. Last year it was club or putter. I played Siegel in the pitch and putt and he had some Phil Mickelson wedge that had a huge rounded front edge that he couldn't putt straight with. It was great.

 

The Thread Hero Dave Chen meme was earned at the 2015 7s because of a beat down he put on me. I sufficiently redeemed myself by giving him a beating last year. Rubber match this year I assume.

 

I'm contemplating the custom brown on brown on brown on brown UPS themed costume.

[Golfer827]

7 clubs. Probably. Last year City made a twist where your opponent got to choose one of your clubs to remove, so it was only 6 clubs.

 

No measuring devices...GPS, phones, lasers, etc. The measuring device thing is tough because the course is marked horribly wrong. What it says on the card and on the course is rarely correct. You have to experience that yourself though, because no one will be able to convince you of it until you play it.

 

After 18, there's a showdown on the pitch-and-putt course. First year it was club plus putter. Last year it was club or putter. I played Siegel in the pitch and putt and he had some Phil Mickelson wedge that had a huge rounded front edge that he couldn't putt straight with. It was great.

 

The Thread Hero Dave Chen meme was earned at the 2015 7s because of a beat down he put on me. I sufficiently redeemed myself by giving him a beating last year. Rubber match this year I assume.

 

I'm contemplating the custom brown on brown on brown on brown UPS themed costume.

 

Will only help to prove what we know you're full of.

[misplacedtexan83]

7 clubs. Probably. Last year City made a twist where your opponent got to choose one of your clubs to remove, so it was only 6 clubs.

 

No measuring devices...GPS, phones, lasers, etc. The measuring device thing is tough because the course is marked horribly wrong. What it says on the card and on the course is rarely correct. You have to experience that yourself though, because no one will be able to convince you of it until you play it.

 

After 18, there's a showdown on the pitch-and-putt course. First year it was club plus putter. Last year it was club or putter. I played Siegel in the pitch and putt and he had some Phil Mickelson wedge that had a huge rounded front edge that he couldn't putt straight with. It was great.

 

The Thread Hero Dave Chen meme was earned at the 2015 7s because of a beat down he put on me. I sufficiently redeemed myself by giving him a beating last year. Rubber match this year I assume.

 

I'm contemplating the custom brown on brown on brown on brown UPS themed costume.

 

Will only help to prove what we know you're full of.

 

 

[SullGolf]

New prop bet. Which is higher? The number of deliveries Deadman makes on October 20th, or the number of strokes he takes over 18 holes on October 21?

 

For reference, the average UPS driver makes about 120 deliveries per day. FedEx is probably lower since they are so slow.