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While I'm triggered (lol), who else saw the Lexus commercial where the car stops for the guy who drops his folder of papers and then drove right over the guy's papers? Seems like he could have helped the guy pick them up.

 

Hahaha

 

The gilette commercial drives me crazy when the guys lather up and realized they're out of blades and face a dilemma so try and order from the phone but wait! They have shaving cream on their hands so what should they do??!? How about rinse off the freaking cream and order like someone who's not a moron. Ugh lol

 

At least I haven't had to sit through another Chevy "Initial Quality" awards commercial. Have they ever won a "Lasting Quality" award? Probably not.

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"He (Stricker) could see a dried up worm on the concrete and it would make him cry". Lol That was a good one.

 

While I'm triggered (lol), who else saw the Lexus commercial where the car stops for the guy who drops his folder of papers and then drove right over the guy's papers? Seems like he could have helped the guy pick them up.

 

Hahaha

 

The gilette commercial drives me crazy when the guys lather up and realized they're out of blades and face a dilemma so try and order from the phone but wait! They have shaving cream on their hands so what should they do??!? How about rinse off the freaking cream and order like someone who's not a moron. Ugh lol

 

At least I haven't had to sit through another Chevy "Initial Quality" awards commercial. Have they ever won a "Lasting Quality" award? Probably not.

 

Lol

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You could make a great game out of trying to guess if Azinger really said it or if it's fabricated.

 

"Like a frog sliding down a greasy windshield."

 

Hahaha

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While I'm triggered (lol), who else saw the Lexus commercial where the car stops for the guy who drops his folder of papers and then drove right over the guy's papers? Seems like he could have helped the guy pick them up.

 

Hahaha

 

The gilette commercial drives me crazy when the guys lather up and realized they're out of blades and face a dilemma so try and order from the phone but wait! They have shaving cream on their hands so what should they do??!? How about rinse off the freaking cream and order like someone who's not a moron. Ugh lol

 

Or just wait until they are finished to order. That one makes me mad too

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You could make a great game out of trying to guess if Azinger really said it or if it's fabricated.

 

"Like a frog sliding down a greasy windshield."

 

"Harmon is smiling like he's got oats for sale."

 

Was it oats or goats !? I couldn't tell. Either way it's a wtf moment!

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"Say hello to your mother for me".......Wtf?

 

That was priceless. My guess someone has spiked the cheese curds at the concession stands...

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There are a LOT of angry people watching this event if the tour section is any indication

 

I've gathered that nothing pleases anyone ever when it comes to golf coverage here at wrx...

 

I've really enjoyed the coverage, but the cliches are becoming redundant as the coverage continues.

 

Is it OK if I find yet another, unnecessary, complain-about-an-announcer thread a redundant cliche?

 

Have any of the other threads stated that they are willing to scream in response, though? I think my contribution is valuable in that way. :)

 

I think if you're taking the time to write a separate, redundant, cliched announcer complaint thread, the willingness to scream at people on TV who can't hear you is implied.

 

 

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While I'm triggered (lol), who else saw the Lexus commercial where the car stops for the guy who drops his folder of papers and then drove right over the guy's papers? Seems like he could have helped the guy pick them up.

 

 

Who's got time for that?

 

Not the guy in the commercial, apparently.

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I've gathered that nothing pleases anyone ever when it comes to golf coverage here at wrx...

 

I've really enjoyed the coverage, but the cliches are becoming redundant as the coverage continues.

 

Is it OK if I find yet another, unnecessary, complain-about-an-announcer thread a redundant cliche?

 

Have any of the other threads stated that they are willing to scream in response, though? I think my contribution is valuable in that way. :)

 

I think if you're taking the time to write a separate, redundant, cliched announcer complaint thread, the willingness to scream at people on TV who can't hear you is implied.

 

That's where you're wrong. What I say in my living room directly effects the outcomes of those people on TV. I'm the most important part of this equation. Lol

 

You could make a great game out of trying to guess if Azinger really said it or if it's fabricated.

 

"Like a frog sliding down a greasy windshield."

 

"Harmon is smiling like he's got oats for sale."

 

Was it oats or goats !? I couldn't tell. Either way it's a wtf moment!

 

Goats... Lol

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While I'm triggered (lol), who else saw the Lexus commercial where the car stops for the guy who drops his folder of papers and then drove right over the guy's papers? Seems like he could have helped the guy pick them up.

 

Hahaha

 

The gilette commercial drives me crazy when the guys lather up and realized they're out of blades and face a dilemma so try and order from the phone but wait! They have shaving cream on their hands so what should they do??!? How about rinse off the freaking cream and order like someone who's not a moron. Ugh lol

 

Or just wait until they are finished to order. That one makes me mad too

 

And so they order them with their nose are they going to stand there until they're delivered?? So many questions with that annoying commercial haha

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My great grand uncle's 3rd cousin once went to a baseball game. I guess that makes me more of an athlete than just a golfer.

 

Standing in a field waiting for 4 hours is quite an athletic maneuver

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Uh oh, Matsuyama is on the clock. Hopefully that doesn't effect the outcome.

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My great grand uncle's 3rd cousin once went to a baseball game. I guess that makes me more of an athlete than just a golfer.

 

Standing in a field waiting for 4 hours is quite an athletic maneuver

 

'specially with chiggers about an' whatnot.

 

Haha

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All I know is Brooks Koepka has worked out in the offseason. Could play multiple sports given his super tight athletic bod. Went from XL to Med shirt size.

 

I think he's an athlete. I heard that somewhere before

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All I know is Brooks Koepka has worked out in the offseason. Could play multiple sports given his super tight athletic bod. Went from XL to Med shirt size.

 

I think he's an athlete. I heard that somewhere before

 

I believe it was said on Fox recently by the guy who does the World Series. Just waiting for Troy Aikman to pop in and tell me how Koepka starts to come and then pulls out.

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All I know is Brooks Koepka has worked out in the offseason. Could play multiple sports given his super tight athletic bod. Went from XL to Med shirt size.

 

I think he's an athlete. I heard that somewhere before

 

I heard he was offered the clean-up spot on the Yankees roster this year, but declined because he felt good about the US Open.

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